Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note.
A/N: This chappie was fun to write, it's looooong. :P
Ages:
Mello - 15
Matt - 14
Near - 13
L - 25
Misa - 17
Raito - 17
Watari (does not appear in chapter) - 75-80
Matsuda (does not appear in chapter) - 25
Az (My OC, does not appear in chapter) - 23
Kiyomi - 18
Ryuk - ... let's make him 28. :D
"So what do we have first period?" Near asked Mello and Matt after they exited the auditorium.
Matt shrugged, "Dunno. We haven't got our schedules yet." He turned to L. "Do you know who's handing out the schedules for us?"
L looked around and spotted a crowd of seven and eight graders getting their schedules. The three boys quickly followed the insomniac's line of sight and walked towards the crowd. Near, Matt and Mello waited patiently until the crowd lessened. When Mello saw the person handing out the schedules he scowled.
"Takada," Mello growled. Takada Kiyomi had short black hair and dark eyes. She wore a simple green shirt and black skirt that hugged her curves nicely. She also wore black flats on her feet. When Kiyomi noticed Mello her cherry red lips frowned and she glared at the blonde.
"I see you're back for another school year, choco-face." The woman sneered. She looked behind the chocoholic and saw Matt and Near. "I recognise goggle-freak there, but who's the white-haired guy?" She questioned, a bit rudely.
"None of your business Takada," Matt bit out. Kiyomi chuckled darkly.
"Oh, but I believe it is my business, you stupid zebra." The woman mocked, referring to Matt's striped shirt. The gamer glared and flipped her off. Near looked around for any sign of L, but he walked off without them knowing.
Kiyomi's eyes averted to Near. The white-haired boy cautiously looked her in the eye, "You're new here right? Well I suggest that you don't hang out with these losers. They even make nerds look good." Kiyomi scoffed. She then held out her well-manicured hand towards Near to shake, but the boy backed away, looking at the hand offered to him like it was some sort of disease.
"I'm sorry Takada-san, but I don't know where that's been. I'm afraid that if I touch it I'll get 'Stuck-up Bitch Syndrome'." Near stated coolly. Both Matt and Mello howled with laughter at the look of Kiyomi's face. She looked like she just sucked on a lemon.
"Well… uh…" Kiyomi tried to quickly think of a good comeback, but it was futile. "Fine! Suit yourself. Don't expect me to offer you popularity next time!" After that she dropped the schedules, turned on her heel and left, her nose up in the air and her face red with humiliation.
"Holy crap Near," Mello choked out. "you totally made her look like that her panties were tied up in a knot!" The blonde paused and made a disgusted face. "Eww, bad mental image!" he shuddered.
"Knowing her infamous reputation, she might not be wearing anything under that skirt." Matt pointed out. Mello made a gagging noise and Near raised an eyebrow at Matt.
"Her 'infamous reputation'?" Near repeated.
"Oh yeah. We forgot to tell you about the people you have to look out for. They absolutely cannot be trusted!" Matt sighed. How could he forget such an important detail? "Anyway, number one on the 'danger list' is Takada Kiyomi, the bitch you just dissed (which, by the way, was totally awesome). During school she keeps her 'perfect student' facade and she's got most of the teachers and students fooled. But away from prying eyes she's the biggest slut this school had ever had!" Matt pulled down his goggles and rubbed his jade eyes tiredly.
Mello continued from where Matt left off, "The janitor, Ryuk, is also in charge of the security tapes in the school. Last year she was caught on tape fucking one of the boys on the football team in a hallway after school. No one knows about it, with the exception of me, Matt, Ryuk, and now you. I believe he still has that tape…" The blonde trailed off, and then muttered something that suspiciously sounded like 'Our janitor's a perv, keeping that tape.'
"Wait, how do you know about the tape?" Near blinked.
Matt grinned, "We're good friends with Ryuk. On his breaks he usually hangs with some of the students, especially Yagami Raito, though I dunno why. Anyway Ryuk's a cool guy once you get over his scary appearance." Matt explained, "He really likes apples for some odd reason. When we gave him a bag full of apples he let us in on the tape. Fortunately we were not allowed to see it because he could get fired if he did. He promised us that if we give him a crate full of apples he'll give us the tape for blackmail. We are currently broke right now, so it might take a while to get the money for it."
"So that's why you accepted the crazy cat lady's job…" Near muttered.
Mello nodded, "It's a well-known fact among the students here that Takada has a thing for Yagami Raito, along with most of the girls in his class. She openly tries to flirt with him, but he usually ignores her." The chocoholic paused to take a breath. "Last year Misa was visiting the school for the day to see Yagami…"
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Flashback…
Mello's POV
It was lunch time and nearly all the tables were occupied. Matt and I were looking for a table that didn't have people from the 'danger list' on them and that was not near the bullies.
"Psst, hey Mels, your cousin and Yagami are going lovey-dovey on each other." Matt hissed, tilting his head towards the couple because he was holding his piled lunch tray. Matt was the only one in the school that knew Misa was my cousin. Since she travelled a lot I was stuck with Matt, Near and L. Misa supported my education and sent money monthly. I was lucky to have a cousin like her.
I looked at where the couple was sitting and sure enough Misa was hugging Yagami, but Yagami looked like he was trying to eat. I frowned.
"He better not do anything funny to her, or else…" I mumble darkly. Matt suddenly chuckled. I turned to look at him, "What are you laughing at?" I ask.
"Takada's getting jealous." The gamer pointed out. The bitch was currently sitting on a table near Misa and Yagami, glaring holes on the back of my cousin's head. She unexpectedly stopped glaring at Misa and muttered something to her clique, smiling evilly. I winced, that smile is never good news.
Takada grabbed her dessert - a scrumptious-looking chocolate fudge cake (I think I'm drooling) - and threw it at the back of Misa's head…
... Oh, that bitch is so going to get it!
The silence in the cafeteria was deafening, everyone staring at Takada and Misa. Yagami looked horrified. I start to walk towards Takada menacingly, but when Misa slowly started to stand up I stopped and grinned. Oh yes, Takada was really gonna get it…
"Why. Did. You. Do. That?" Misa growled, turning to face Takada.
Takada pretended to look hurt. I start rolling my eyes, "Why, Misa-Misa! I was just trying to do you a favor. Your hair looked quite atrocious and I thought that cake would fix you up! Oh well, I guess I was wrong." She then cackled like the witch she is.
Misa sighed, and then motioned for me to come here. I raised my eyebrow questioningly.
"What's up?" I said casually, walking up to my cousin.
She smiles sweetly at me. She's got something planned, I know it. "Oh, nothing much, dearest cousin." There were a few gasps that sounded throughout the cafeteria when Misa openly announced that I was her cousin. I stuck my tongue out at them, annoyed. "Kiyomi-chan, you don't mind if I do this, will you?!" She then suddenly grabbed my mashed potatoes and flung them onto Takada's expensive shirt. The whole cafeteria roared with laughter, excluding the victim.
"How do you like them potatoes?!" Misa grinned. Yagami chuckled at Misa's lame joke and hugged her from behind, not caring if some of the cake icing stained his shirt.
"You… you…gah!" The bitch suddenly screeched when a whole heap of food was dumped onto her… by Matt. Takada glared at my best friend.
"Hey, I saw my chance and took advantage of it!" Matt stated defensively.
I grinned, grabbed both Matt and Misa's hands (Misa gripped onto Yagami's hand) and yelled, "FOOD FIGHT!" I then dragged all three under a table for safety just as the fight broke out.
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"… Matt, Takada, and I ended up having detention, but it was so worth it!" Mello laughed, both Matt and Near joining shortly. For a moment, they looked like they have been friends forever.
"Other than Takada, there are the bullies to look out for and a pedo-teacher, which goes by the name Higuchi Kyosuke. I'll tell you more later." Matt finished.
Near picked one of the schedules up from the floor daintily with his thumb and index finger (kind of like L) and looked at it. "Umm… what time is it?" The white-haired boy asked.
Matt and Mello froze. The gamer looked at his watch and cursed. "We're late! What's our first subject?!" Matt hissed.
"Art, room thirteen-" Near was cut off by Mello and Matt dragging him to room thirteen as quickly as they can.
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Ryuk laughed as he looked at the three boys rushing to get to class on the television screen. Ryuk was quite tall and thin. He had spiky black hair and yellow eyes. He wore a black long-sleeved shirt and black pants with chains dangling off the skull-decorated belt. On the back of his shirt was a bat wing design. He wore black boots to finish the look.
"Wammy High is so interesting…" He murmured, taking a bite out of an apple.
A/N: ... how did Ryuk even get into Wammy High dressed like that?!
Yes, I made Kiyomi the bitch, not Misa. I like Misa-Misa! -hugs-
Insanitoon: It's a wonder how L got away with it too... My OC will be showing up in the next chapter. So if she acts all Mary-Sue tell me and I'll fix it. Thanks for the review! :)
Eyes-Tell-The-Best-Stories: I'm pretty sure that Mello will survive the whole year with Near without strangling himself... hmm... Thank you for the compliment! Usually when I chat to someone something goes wrong and my English goes all funny. XD Thanks for the review! :P
Peaches and Sweet Cream: I also want L as my chauffeur, but first he must get better at driving! I don't wanna die young. D: Yes, your penname made me so hungry I looked everywhere for some peaches but there were none. -cries- So I just ate some cheesecake. :D Thanks for the review!
... did anyone recognise who Raito was talking to in Chapter Two (Titled: L sucks at driving)? If you guess right before he makes his appearance I'll give you my cheesecake! -looks around for my cheesecake- ... L GIMME BACK MY CHEESECAKE!
L (hiding under the desk): Review!