A/N: Wow, I got a chapter up! Lol!
I went to a family get-together yesterday and we had to travel for over ten freakin' hours on the road altogether just to see twelve huge rocks, a noisy cave, and a gorge.
I'll give you a clue to where we went: It's in my country, Australia. XD
...I'm tired. I'm actually surprised I managed to type and post this chapter without passing out! Lol.
Oh...and woot! Ten chapters! IT'S A MIRACLE!
"Well, well! I never knew you would sit with these losers, Misa." Kiyomi sneered, standing next to the table the five teens were sitting on. When Kiyomi saw Raito she immediately adopted a dreamy look, "Except you, Raito-kun! You're not a loser!" She purred.
Matt, Mello, Misa and Near mentally gagged.
Raito sent Kiyomi a hesitant smile, "Uh… thank you?" He said, uncertain.
Kiyomi grinned, putting her hands flat on the table and bending down to face Raito, giving him a nice view of her cleavage. The teenage boys throughout the cafeteria watching this scene mentally cursed Raito for being a lucky bastard (except Mello, Matt, and Near).
I mean really, Raito has almost all of the female population in the school after him, and he's got the Amane Misa as a girlfriend and Kiyomi after his pants! What guy wouldn't want that?
Besides the three boys, of course.
"Why don't you sit with me, Raito-kun?" Kiyomi questioned sexily, their faces close to each other.
Raito looked unfazed, "But if I sit with you, Misa would be very upset." The auburn-haired teen stated blankly. '…And Misa is freaking scary when she's upset…' He thought to himself, mentally shuddering.
Misa, feeling ignored and annoyed, shoved Kiyomi off the table. Kiyomi stumbled and regained her footing quickly, glaring at Misa. The celebrity stood and faced the short-haired woman, "Listen here, Kiyomi." Misa hissed menacingly, "I'm going to tell you now, since you can't get a hint: Raito. Is. My. Boyfriend!" She said, emphasising the last two words clearly and loudly.
Kiyomi sneered, "Raito doesn't deserve a lousy celebrity like you!" She yelled.
"I'm not lousy! You're a hypocrite!"
"No, you are!"
"Shut up, whore!"
"Fuck you, slut!"
"Excuse me?!"
"Yeah, you heard me Amane!"
"You're the slut, Takada!"
Everyone in the cafeteria watched the two bicker like a tennis match. The four teens sitting near them quietly slinked away, not wanting to get too close to the two girls.
"Does anyone else smell a catfight coming up?" Raito whispered fearfully to the three younger teens.
Near nodded, "Yes, and it is quite wise to get away from them as quickly as possible."
"I hear that!" Matt exclaimed, hiding behind Mello. Mello decided to keep quiet.
"Ohhhhh, bitchslapped!" Near declared quietly when Misa slapped Kiyomi in the face. There were 'ooh's and 'ahh's all around the cafeteria, people murmuring to each other and pointing at the pair.
Kiyomi put a hand to her cheek and stared at Misa emotionlessly, "Did…did you just slap me?"
Misa frowned, "I think you know what I just did, dear."
Kiyomi let out a battle cry and lunged at Misa, bringing the two of them down on the ground. Kiyomi straddled Misa and started pulling her blonde locks angrily, while Misa tried to push her off.
"Not good." Said Raito quietly. The teen spotted Ryuk and walked over to him.
Ryuk offered a cheery wave, "Hey, Raito!" The janitor grinned, leaning on his mop and watching the fight.
"Why aren't you stopping this, Ryuk?" The teen demanded, indicating to the catfight.
Ryuk shrugged, "Hey, I'm just the janitor! I'm no teacher, y'know." He said lazily, running a hand through his dark hair casually. "Actually, Misa is your girlfriend, so why don't you stop the fight?"
"I'm too scared," Raito admitted quietly. The janitor roared with laughter.
Nearby, Mello couldn't take it anymore. He walked over to the cafeteria lady and muttered something to her. The lady nodded and retreated back into the kitchen.
Near's eyes narrowed, 'What's he up to…?'
A moment later the cafeteria lady handed Mello a bucket. Near assumed that it was filled with something by the way Mello is carrying it. The chocoholic walked over to the two women fighting with the bucket in tow, and poured the bucket's contents all over Misa and Kiyomi.
Misa spluttered and shivered, "C-C-C-Cold!" She cried, wrapping her arms around herself. Her opponent copied her actions and shivered.
'A bucket full of cold water and ice.' Near blinked.
"I'm sorry I had to do that, Misa." Mello said, "But I had to stop that somehow, and if I tried pulling you away I might've gotten hurt."
The chocoholic turned to Kiyomi and smirked, "I always wanted to do that…" He murmured, throwing the bucket onto the floor. Kiyomi glared.
"D-D-Damn y-you!" She bit out.
Mello helped his cousin stand up, "Misa, I know you have some extra clothes in your locker just in case, so get dressed up." He smiled warmly and Misa smiled back.
Raito ran to Misa, took of his coat and wrapped it around his girlfriend. "You okay?"
Misa blushed, "Yeah, I'm okay…"
Raito beamed, "C'mon, I'll escort you to your locker." He offered. The pair walked out of the cafeteria, everyone staring at them.
Matt blinked, "Well that was eventful." He stated, voicing the audience's thoughts.
A/N: I laughed out loud by the thought of Near saying 'bitchslapped' in his tone of voice. XD
puddingcup: Lol. No, you didn't sound crazy at all. Ah crap I commented. XD
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Matt: -squeals and clutches new game to his chest-
Mello: I remember that episode from when I was like eight, I think! That chocolate guy is what encouraged me to try chocolate in the first place. L kept on hiding his sweets from us just incase we got tempted to eat them.
Near: I'm very much loved. -smiles-
B: Woot, woot! Hugs and jam! -starts eating jam-
L: I admit it feels... what's the word? Satisfying?...to get a hug. It reminds me of when I was a child back then. Watari gave me hugs often.
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Insanitoon: Hee hee. I'm glad you think this fanfic is worth reading!
Peaches and Sweet Cream: :D Thanks for reviewing!
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Matt: -hugs Peaches and Sweet Cream-
B: Oh, thank you very much! -eagerly accepts the jam, grinning-
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Eyes-Tell-The-Best-Stories: I know, the shortness is troublesome! Woot for updates! And yay for looove! XD
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L: On behalf of the other boys and I, we thank you for the review and the feeling of appreciation.
B: Hell yeah!
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kia1270: Lol, I want a highschool like Wammy's too. XD
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Mikami: -yawns- When am I going to show up again...?
Kiyomi: -whispering- Just say the damn line!
Mikami: ...Reviews are important because it keeps the authoress motivated.