The Interferer
Author's note:Many characters who are not listed will appear.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except the Interferer and the Correcter.
Who am I? I am the one who goes from world to world, granted great power by a mysterious vortex. I am the one who rights all wrong. I,am, the Interferer...
Revenge of the Sith...
"Only I have the power to save the one you love!"screamed Palpatine as his deflected force lightning began to decay him. Anakin's thoughts raced. Should he kill the sith lord who plotted to conquer the Galaxy? Or should he save his wife, and betray her love in the process. "I'm going to finish this once and for all!"shouted Mace as he prepared to bring down his light saber. "No. I will."said a voice. All three in the room turned to see who said this. They saw a man garbed in a flowing black cloak, with shining blue eyes, and snow white hair run towards Palpatine, blue light saber blazing, cut down the sith lord, once and for all. "Who the hell are you!?"screamed Anakin. "I am the Interferer. He who corrects all wrong."he said, replacing his blade. "I know you not from the temple. Where did you get that light saber?"asked the shocked Jedi Master. 'This is no light saber. It is a weapon designed to take any form. Watch."he shifted the blade into a disruptor pistol. "Come with me, we may need your help!"said Anakin."I am needed to Interfere elsewhere..."he stated as he shifted his weapon once more, this time into what appeared to be a light saber, only it was divided into two segments, each releasing a blue energy blade. The Interferer proceded to walk off the ledge without a scream, or even jumping. For awhile, it seemed he was walking on thin air before fading out completely. Anakin was a hundred times more shocked than he let on. He was amazed that such a being could exist, and he was grateful it defeated the sith lord, yet at the same time, was depressed that he could no longer save Padme. Suddenly, he felt the Interferer's presence in his mind. Do not worry, the one you love shall live. And you shall be the father of the two reformers of the Jedi order.
A few months later, Anakin was on trial from the council about his marriage to Padme. "You have broken the Jedi code, Skywalker."stated Mace Windu coldly. "As have you."said a familiar voice. The Interferer appeared before them. "Who is this?"asked Yoda."This is the Interferer I told you about. What have you to say?"asked the interested Jedi Master. "The code is supposed to be about bringing justice and order, am I right?"asked the Interferer."Bring justice do we, but rules against falling to the dark side, we must have."replied Yoda. "Against? Funny, to me it seemed Palpatine was trying to use the fact he couldn't tell you about his marriage to get him to fall to the Dark side. Strange, isn't it, that the Sith were allowing creative solutions to their problems, while you were staying rigid, unwilling to change. And what is exactly what would have happened had I not appeared? Allow me to tell you. Anakin fell to the dark sides seduction, and killed master Windu. You may be surprised how fast he and his army of clones wiped out most of the Jedi. Oh, it would have gotten better, but at a great cost. Too much for me to allow. As such, I command you to change the rule, not just for Skywalker, but for the entire Jedi order.". The council was stunned, an unknown man, the one who killed the last lord of the Sith, was standing before them, commanding them, to change their laws. Why should we?"asked Ki-Adi-Mundi."What right have you?"."What right have I? What right have you! None of you, are any more important than me. Your aloof manner is what makes it so easy for you to be destroyed! Your code isn't foolproof, it's foolhardy!"he screamed at the Jedi. "Whether you are right or wrong, you are still under arrest for interfering in Jedi mattters."replied Obi-wan."You wish."he said as he instantly teleported away. "But."he said from wherever he was,"Are you to dismiss him, I shall slit the throat of every single Jedi in the temple. Not just you, the Knights, the Masters, the Padawans, even the younglings.". The Jedi sensed the honesty in his words."We have no choice but to repeal this rule then. Anakin, you are promoted to master, for resisting the pull of the dark side so well."said Windu, almost through clenched teeth.
Punisher: War Zone...
The Punisher decided to shoot loony bin Jim, rather than kill Jigsaw. After shooting him, Jigsaw prepared to impale Microchip. "I don't think so."replied a low voice. Jigsaw, Punisher, and Microchip, all saw a man appear, wearing a long black trenchcoat over a solid black outfit, with brilliant blue eyes, and hair the color of snow, racing towards Jigsaw and tackling him, saving Microchip. Frank Castle was shocked at how a man could get here so fast, and confused as to why he would risk his life just to save his partner. The mysterious black garbed figure pulled a machete out and removed Jigsaw's legs. He then applied a lit match to his back, and him and Punisher watched as Jigsaw slowly burned to death. "Who are you?" asked the impressed Castle. "I am the Interferer. He who interferes."replied the black garbed man. "Why did you save Microchip?"asked the stunned as well as impressed Punisher. "Because I had to, because it was the right thing."replied the Interferer. "I don't recognize your face at all. A person like you would be caught by the authorities rather quickly."asked the finally conscious Microchip."I'm not from around here. I'm from somewhere very,very, far away..."said the Interferer, as he opened a door and walked right through. Castle ran up to the door and opened it, and found it led to a storage closet. And the Interferer was not inside...
The Dark Knight...
"So, what've we got?"asked The Mayor of Gotham city to Lieutennant Gordon."Nothing."said Gordon. Before he could continue, a man garbed in black appeared and shot the Joker. Before Gordon could shout"What the hell?" he revealed he had Harvey Dent and Rachael Dawes with him. "The Joker was planning to kill these two."said The Interferer. "He's telling the truth. Ramirez and Wuertz are on Maroni's payroll!"shouted the terrified Dent. "You, you're under arrest!"shouted Gordon at the Interferer. The Interferer responded by running out the door, miraculously avoiding all bullets. When Gordon ran to the door, he saw the mysterious vigalante had dissapeared...
The Interferer continued to run effortlessly through the great hallway between dimensions. Just as he was about to reach Star Trek, a man dressed in a police uniform appeared. "Langston, you've caused enough damage!".shouted a man whose identity tag was labeled simply:"The Correcter"."Damage? Have you undone all my corrections?"."Corrections!?What kind of goddamn fool are you! This is what needs to happen!"shouted the Correcter."I don't want to hear your lies!"The Interferer puntuated his statement with a bullet fired at the Correcter's head. Correcter dodged the attack without even trying. Interferer pulled out his energy sword and lunged at the Correcter. The Correcter responded by dodging it and grbbing the Interferers neck. The Interferer tried to fight back, but was overpowered by the physically superior Correcter. "It's time to take you back home, John."said Correcter as he carried the Interferer back to their home...
Author's note: What do you think? Wondering why the Interferer lost, and where the Correcter came from? Well, I'll cover that in the next chapter.