A/N: Sorry guys, I won't be updating for a while. I gotta study for my exams and I'm waaaay behind. Lol! Don't worry once the exams are done I will post a new chapter up. Please bear with me, and thank you!
Oh, and think of this as a small 'behind the scenes' chapter. Lulz.
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Az: Well, that's great.
B: Maaan, and I was gonna appear in that chapter too!
Az: Shh, don't give them too many spoilers!
B: Sorry. -not sounding sorry at all-
L: Let's look at the poll. -grabs a sheet of paper with votes on it from the reviewers-
B: Gimme that! -snatches paper off L and reads it- WHAT?! Only one vote??
L: I told you, I'm more well known in the Death Note community than you, and the fans actually know what I look like. Therefore, I am sexier. -peeks over B's shoulder- Hmm, four votes for me... -smirks-
B: -growls menacingly-
L: -ignores B- Hmm, well what do we do now? We were suppose to have a chapter up today, but PDG unfortunately had to study for her exams...
Mello: Yeaaah, I have no clue.
Near: -adopts a thinking face- Why don't we go over the chapters from before?
Matt: Ahh sure, why not?
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Chapter One
Matt: Ah yes, the first chapter. I get the first line! -grins gleefully-
Mello: -coughs- The first scene, when Matt and I had to wake up, only took two takes. It wasn't that hard, considering it happened every now and then.
Near: As for me eating the cereal, it was the only avaliable food in the house. All the other stuff was either expired or infested with rats and insects.
Matt: Eww...
L: The clothes I wore were extremely awkward and uncomfortable, especially the shoes. I almost forgot half of my lines because I wasn't thinking like I should.
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Chapter Two
Mello: Thank god this chapter was supervised by experts. L is really, really horrible at driving.
Near: I started to feel nauseous after three takes. We had to take a break and get our bearings straight.
L: As for my ringtone, don't ask. You can see it for yourself on Youtube.
Matt: We needed more material in the story, so it was my idea to put in that sex hotline gag in there.
Watari: It took us five takes because all of us was laughing so hard. I overexerted myself so we had to postponed it until the next day, considering my health.
L: The school was kindly donated by the Japanese government to use as 'Wammy High'. The students originally going to that school were used as stand-ins and other necessities for the story. They still kept to their studies, despite all the work going around them.
Misa: Misa first appeared in this chapter! -giggles- It was Near's idea to make Mello and Misa cousins. We look alike, so it made sense! Plus it gives the reader some background for us.
Raito: Mikami and I were in the background talking. The director told us to just look like we're chatting in the background, so we talked about Mikami's new ferrari he bought recently. -chuckles-
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Chapter Three
Near: Ah, a short chapter. This chapter also introduces the OC teacher, Azure Masters.
Az: Sup?
Mello: There isn't much to say about this chapter, except that it took a few takes because one of the students in the auditorium activated a very strong stink bomb. -laughs- It took all night to vent the smell out, but it was still there when we came back.
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Chapter Four
Kiyomi: Haha, this is the chapter I first appeared in. I had the role of 'The Bitch', and I am quite good at that apparently. -laughs-
Matt: The flashback scene took a while to get right. Some of the students in the cafeteria were misbehaving and ruining the set. Though, dumping the food on Kiyomi was pretty fun. -chuckles-
Kiyomi: -wrinkles nose- Ugh, I smelt like food for two days.
Misa: -giggles-
Ryuk: I don't know how I got the role for the janitor. I just did. -cackles- Turns out the director wanted to add some 'hype' to the school, and put me in the story as the creepy janitor.
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Chapter Five
Az: Mm, I couldn't quite grasp japanese quite well yet, so the director altered the script so we were talking english. It was much easier!
Near: Yes, we actually drew/painted those pictures. We're talented like that.
Mello: -laughs-
L: This chapter also reveals a hint of me having a friendly relationship with Az, and also of my 'twin brother's' existence and criminal background.
B: I believe I did a good job on this chapter. -grins-
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Chapter Six
Matt: Two words: Roger is scary.
Near: That's three words.
Matt: Whatever. That dictionary hurt, by the way! I can still feel it!
Roger: That was for putting a whole bag of flour onto my bed.
Mello: The 'Roger's bitch' joke was soooo not cool. It's.... eww.
Near: I make the best jokes, Mello, admit it.
Mello: Your sense of humour should be at least... NONE! I'm the funny one, not you.
Near: Then I'm the cute one. -smiles cutely-
Mello: -glares-
L: Now now boys, fight nicely.
Matt: ...How can you fight nicely?
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Chapter Seven
B: One of my favorite chapters.
Az: It's just because you have some screentime on it.
B: True, true.
L: Actually, our younger selves were played by look-alikes, except for the last flashback.
B: I still get some screentime.
Az: ANYWAY, Kira makes an... 'appearance' in this chapter.
L: Hmm.
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Chapter Eight
Watari: No comment.
L: -rolls eyes-
Matsuda: Whoo, I make an appearance as a clumsy history teacher!
L: That's nice. -sarcasm-
Near: That Maths test was actually real. If we wanted to, we could take it along with the rest of the class, and yes, I did actually finish it around that time.
Mello: I didn't even bother.
Matt: Me either. I just played my DS.
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Chapter Nine
Matt: Short, but it introduces the next chapter.
Near: Mmhm...
Mello: And by the way, I have no hostile feelings against homosexuals.
Matt/Near: Us too.
Mello: It was just part of the script. -shrugs-
Misa: I only get three lines in this chapter, so it was easy! -giggles-
Raito: I have nothing to say about this chapter.
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Chapter Ten
Near: Bitchfight.
Raito: Yes, that about sums it up.
Kiyomi: -sighs- Before we started, Misa and I got into a heated argument. We still held hostile feelings towards each other up until this scene. During the set the fight turned real and the director decided to just stick with it and stuff it in the story.
Mello: The cold water thing was not in the script, but I knew it was a real fight, so I used the cold water to break them up. It worked anyway.
Misa: After that, we improvised with the rest of the lines.
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Chapter Eleven
Rem: The director kept on complaining about my lack of emotion in the other takes, and I got pretty angry at him. I decided to vent my anger through my lines and it worked, so we stuck with it.
Ryuk: Afterwards, she punched the director in the gut. -cackles-
B: More screentime for me!
L: Why do you like screentime?
B: I can get more fans that way. Henh, henh, henh!
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Chapter Twelve
Mello: The day we were doing this, it was really freaking hot. All the chocolate I had in my pocket melted and it got all sticky!
Near: We really had to walk all the way there, so it looked more realistic.
Misa: That limo is actually one of the many that I own. Haha!
Mr. Fluffles: The crazy cat lady is really my owner. I just stay with her because I get free food.
Matt: ...Cats can't talk.
Mr. Fluffles: Well I can, so nyah! -bares teeth-
Matt: Eep! -hides behind Mello-
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Chapter Thirteen
Near: It really did take me a long time to build that. I was a bit pissed that it was knocked down, and I really, really frustrated. The loud curse wasn't really suppose to be that loud.
Mello: It was funny.
B: Mm, I had lots of fun with this chapter, henh, henh! I got free jam with it too!
L: -chewing on bubble gum-
Matt: I really liked the flashback. Haha! Fireworks FOR THE WIN!
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Chapter Fourteen
B: Hmm, this chapter is when I reveal to Mello that I will be leaving Wammy's.
Mello: Ah-yup.
Near: Mello and I...we had to... bond.
Mello: One of the hardest scenes ever.
Near: Mello and I don't really get along, so it was difficult. But somehow, we managed to pull it off.
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Chapter Fifteen
Linda: My first ever appearance. Finally.
Near: This chapter was a bit of a timeskip.
Matt: D'you wanna know what I was singing?
Mello: NO.
Matt: -ignores Mello and starts singing to the tune of 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'- Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck, screw a kanga-- mmppff!
L: -has his hand to Matt's mouth- Be quiet, Matt. -glares at him-
Misa: Mm, this chapter also leaves you with a cliffhanger. Heehee!
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B: Alright, we've gone through all the chapters so far! Sweet! Henh, henh, henh.
L: Again, PDG is sorry for the lack of chapter sixteen.
B: And don't forget to vote for me! I'm obviously sexier than L!
L: I'm three votes ahead of you.
B: ...Review please. Excuse me... - turns and advances menacingly at L-
L: -scrambles away-