A/N: Yes, quite short... Don't hurt me, or else I can't keep writing.
I was quite tired while writing this chapter, so it ended up becoming short.
-sighs-
Suggested pairings:
-MelloxNear
-MattxMello / MelloxMatt
-NearxLinda
-BBxAz (Yes, Pokematic7, I'm keeping this suggestion)
-LxAz
-MattxBeyond
"Nice place," BB commented, looking at the outside of L's house.
"I guess," L muttered, putting a thumb to his bottom lip.
Az looked at L, "Shouldn't we be going in now?" She asked.
L shook his head, looking a bit… anxious. "I'm just preparing myself for the mess the boys have caused." He sighed, "Even with Near in charge, Matt and Mello always find someway to make a mess."
His twin frowned, "Surely it can't be that bad, right?" He reasoned. Both L and Az gave him a flat look and Beyond sighed. "Yeah, you're right. They're monsters."
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And, just as L predicted, the house was a complete mess.
The white carpet had fresh stains on it, ruining the expensive flooring. The ground was littered with crumbs and soda cans. Chocolate wrappers were lying messily on the coffee table, electronics and chewed-on puzzle pieces nearby…
"Is that a tequila bottle?" B blinked. Lying on the couch innocently was an empty tequila bottle.
Ah, crap.
"…" L kept quiet. The detective slowly and quietly walked into the other room, and saw that it was very dark. The lights were turned off, the blinds were closed and the only light source was the TV in front of a large couch. L was currently behind the couch, but he knew that the teens were on there currently watching the horror movie playing.
"Oh sweet," Az whispered, she and B coming up next to L. "BB, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yep," B hissed and grinned manically. He fished around in his pocket and took out a red balloon, not blown up. He started blowing it up swiftly, not making a sound that will alert the teens. L and Az watched on, amused. Beyond finished blowing and tied a knot on the end, leaving a perfectly firm balloon. He threw it around a bit and gave it some test pokes.
Then he took out his trusty pocket knife and he poked it.
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Mello was sleepy.
Halfway throughout the movie he was getting bored. He studied the faces of the others next to him. Linda's eyes were wide and fearful, and she was clutching onto Near's sleeve tightly. Near's face was as impassive as ever, ignoring Linda's current state and solving a rubix cube with just his free hand and his nose, barely paying attention to the movie. Matt was totally engrossed in the movie, giving an approving cry when someone got killed. Mello rolled his eyes at that.
The chocoholic sighed and rubbed his head. Maybe the tequila's getting to me, he mused. He finally gave in and slept, ignoring the world around him. He buried his face comfortable on the armrest of the couch, making it his makeshift pillow. Mello soon fell into a deep sleep…
But it didn't last long.
BANG!
Mello's eyes snapped open in fright. He gave out a startled shout and fell off the couch, landing on the soft carpet below.
"Fucking hell!" He blurted out, sitting up quickly. "What the fuck was that?!"
The blonde looked around too see the other three looking shaken as well. Matt had literally hugged Linda in fright and Linda hugged Near's arm, startled. Near's rubix cube was left forgotten beside him, his eyes a bit wider and darting around warily.
Behind them, a familiar cackle sounded, echoing throughout the house. Mello looked behind the couch warily, and his eyes widened. Beyond walked up to them and leaned on the top of the couch, "So, Mello…" He started, addressing the chocoholic and grinning like a loon. "How've you been?"
A/N: Pop!
Artemis Day: Thank you for the review.
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Mello: -grins and starts singing- I am the se-me, Near is the u-ke!
Near: I've already accepted that fact, Mello. You are obviously physically stronger than me and I will easily lose against you if we were to fight. -rolls eyes-
Mello: Don't forget that I'm sexier too.
Near: Don't push it Mello.
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Pokematic7: Heehee, who knows? Even I dunno... BB's unpredictable. And your review isn't that long, hehe.
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Linda: I still don't mind being paired up with Near.
Matt: Only cuz you have a crush on him.
Linda: Matt... -growls- My childish infatuation with Near is a thing of the past.
Matt: Suuuuuuuuure...
Mr. Fluffles: I am not comfortable with this pairing. -shudders-
Near: Me neither.
L: LxAz... I do not really mind.
Az: -shrugs-
B: If it becomes LxAz that means two things: One, it's becomes a LxOC fanfic (obviously), and two, I don't get two new squishy pillows.
Az: Stop being perverted.
B: No.
Near: Ah, no I do not get tired of people calling me 'cute' all the time. It also means that I have been complimented by the reviewers more than Mello.
Mello: -reads reviews and curses- Fuck, he's right!
Near: Me being paired with you? Erm, I appreciate the offer but no thank you. No offense. -gives you toy cat as a peace offering-
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Nicha The Purple Ghost: I hope the rest of the plot goes well too and my fingers don't stuff up. XD
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Mello: W-Whaaaaat?! Me UKE? I am OLDER than Near, physically STRONGER than Near, SEXIER than Near, and less FEMININE than Near.
Near: -points at Mello's hair-
Mello: LESS. FEMININE. -looks pointedly at Near's cute face and soft curly hair-
Near: -pouts-
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HeartBreAK Lily: Fear my sneaky moves of CHAPTER ADDING! :D LOL PHONE SEX. Yay for yaoiness. :)
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Az: -collapses in laughter- P-P-Phone sex! Gahahaha!
L: That doesn't sound too bad, actually.
Az: -stops laughing and stares exasperatedly at L- Not you too! Why am I friends with two perverts?!
L: Because you love us.
B: Ditto.
Az: Damnit.
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Kit-Kat Punk-lover: I'm a 'bit obsessed' too. -shifty eyes-
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Mello: I DON'T WANNA BE AN UKE!
Near: Why?
Mello: I have a bigger PENIS than you!
Near: ...How the hell do YOU know?
Mello: -coughs-
Near: -stares blankly- You... You watch me go in the shower didn't you?
Mello: -averts eyes somewhere else-
Matt: BeyondxMatt...?
B: -blinks incredulously- I'm eleven years older than him, though. Henh, henh, henh...
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puddingcup: XD thanks for reviewing.
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B: -sniffles- I-It was HORRIBLE! I-It tasted like... l-like crap! -quickly recovers- But anyway, thank you for the hug!
L: Ah, thank you?
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NinjaVampirate: YAY FOR HUGS. XD
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Near: -smirks- 'Unbelievably awesome'. Don't you agree Mello-kun?
Mello: -sticks tongue out-
B: Blackberry jaaaam?! B-But I must take my daily dose of strawberry jam! -starts eating jam anyway-
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Ravenous Lust: No problem. XD Thank YOU for reviewing!
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Near: I am fine with MelloxNear. I also do not mind if I am uke or seme. And as to your last question... err, either briefs or boxers.
Mello: I have made up my mind - I am seme. I'm NOBODY'S uke! -smirks- And either boxers or commando. Haha.
Matt: -grins and imitates James Bond- Jeevas. Mail Jeevas. -snorts and giggles- Oh, and just boxers.
B: Ah, no problem. I like having you around. You're cool. Umm, either boxers or commando. Henh, henh, henh. Why do you want to know anyway?
L: Commando.
B: -blinks-
L: Just kidding. Boxers.
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Linda: Start reviewing!