Hani/Mori (purely platonic)
"Let them eat Cake"
-Paramore
Senior Takashi burst into the 3rd music room just as business had begun for the day, a tiny body in his arms.
"I think we have an emergency" Mori monotoned as he lay his cousin on a vacant couch.
Every girl in the room blinked in surprise at the scene before them – Mori, leaning worriedly over his young master, grasping his hand for comfort…
"KYAAH! DEVOTED LOVE!" came the squeal from the fan girls as they stampeded towards the scene.
"Hani!" Haruhi called, running ahead of the tidal wave of otaku and kneeling next to Mori "Takashi, what happened?"
Hani groaned and thrashed to a fro on the antique couch causing the girls surrounding him to whimper and cling to each other for support as they waited for the dire news. Would it be an injury sustained in a duel? A mystery illness contracted from his new pet chick? A death in the family?
The young samurai turned his pained expression to the girl/ boy next to him…
"We've run out of cake"