A/N: (Please read)

Hey guys, here is the second chapter 8D! Oh and somebody told me I should get somebody to check my grammar and such but honestly, most of my friends spells 'does' as 'dose' so asking them might be a bad idea…But if any of you guys are really good with grammar and you kinda puke a little bit when you see how terrible mine is, then feel free to PM me and ask :D
Oh and the thing with the title, I did have a comma but it got rid of it because it's a title…So I might just get rid of the 'literally' part. Anyway ENJOY!

…..And although I hate the pairing I shall put FrUK in xD Should I do a USUK-FrUK love triangle?

Canada's POV

It has been a couple months since my incident with Gilbert. Papa, which is what I started calling Francis, watched me every second. It was kind of annoying but I knew he was just worried. After all, I did almost lose my virginity to the albino demon of the castle.

Antonio and Lovino were getting along. We found out that Antonio hadn't actually taken his virginity yet, he had just been pleasuring him… Which was kind of weird…according to Francis, that was the first time Antonio had brought home this kid. Antonio told us later though that he had been visiting Lovino under the cover of night every week.

Right now, Papa and I were sitting in the garden watching Antonio and Lovino on their 'date'. AKA, picking flowers….

"They are good together, non?"

"O-Oui…even though Lovino is k-kind of mean to Antonio…"

"Ah~ that's just his tsundere personality. I wish I had a little tsundere, they are so cute to embarrass!"

I giggled softly, "What am I considered?"

"If you were in a relationship?"

"Oui."

"Hm…you would definitely be on bottom…"

"Hey!" I pouted.

Francis chuckled and patted my head.

"I think we proved this with Gilbert?"

"H-He surprised me…" I crossed my arms with a pathetic frown.

"Well even so, it was uncalled for. Next time he does that, he won't have an ear. Or I'll just rip out his eyes.'

"But he has really pretty eyes." I mumbled.

Francis stared at me incredulously before looking suspicious.

"Mathieu…do you have…feelings for Gilbert?"

"N-No, I just…um…I haven't known him long enough to-"

"Hey! Mi amigos! Lovino and I are going to the top of the mountain to look at the stars, would you like to come?"

"Oui oui, hold on!" Francis called back.

"Um…I don't really wanna go. My legs hurt from our hike yesterday." I smiled sheepishly.

"Me neither." I jumped about ten feet from the rough German accent behind me.

Francis glared at Gilbert.

"Non, you are coming."

"Nein, I've seen the stars a million times, they don't change."

"Well I'm not leaving you here with Mathieu!"

"You would rather him be alone?"

Francis remained silent before scoffing and standing.

"If you do anything to him then you are dead." With an added hair flip for emphasis, Francis was gone.

"Sooooo."

"U-Um are you hungry?" I asked before he could continue.

Gilbert shrugged and nodded.

"Why? Up for donations?" His fingertips brushed my neck nonchalantly.

"N-No!" I gasped taking a hasty step backwards, "I was going to make these things called pancakes."

"Pancakes?"

"Yeah…my friend Alfred likes to experiment with food a lot and he heard about these weird things that some people in France made so he tried it and made Pancakes!"

"Oh…and he taught you how to make them?"

"Y-yeah." I mumbled.

"…Sure, I'll try it." He smirked, "If they suck then I'm sure my awesomeness can handle it!"

30 minutes later…

"Okay, they're done!" I smiled happily as Gilbert sat up a little straighter.

"Alright, let's try this."

He cautiously took a bite and cringed.

"It's dry…"

"OH! Sorry!" I grabbed a small jar of amber colored syrup and poured it on the pile.

"What is this?"

"Alfred called it 'Maple syrup'. I heard it was really good."

Gilbert took another apprehensive bite and froze.

"Er…G-Gilbert? A-Are you ok-"

"THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!" I was pulled into a tight hug.

"Ack! L-Let go!" I pushed against his chest to get away but he was really strong.

"Make me pancakes every day!"

"I-I will just get off!"

Gilbert sat up triumphantly and seemed to realize that he was straddling my hips.

He tilted his head to the side, studying me.

"Y'know…Francis doesn't need to be so protective of you…"

"I know…"

"Yeah?"

"I-I mean…he just…wants the best for me…"

"Having sex with me isn't the best?"

"I d-don't know!" I blushed terribly at the suggestion and managed to shove him off.

"Aw come on!" He called after me as I scurried into the living room.

"It would be awesome~." He sang, standing in the doorway.

"Maybe…but I want a relationship with somebody for love…besides I'm not into guys."

Gilbert barely contained his round of laughter.

"Y-YOU? Not into guys? That's a joke!"

I glared at him as he continued laughing like he was told the funniest joke in the world.

"It's true!"

"I'll believe that when you prove it."

"How?"

"Well 1) you could bring a chick home and make out with her, or 2) you could make out with me and tell me you feel nothing."

"I-I'm not going to make out with you…"

"Well, have fun convincing Francis to let you leave the castle."

"…Well I don't have to prove anything to you!"

"Fine." Gilbert huffed.

"Besides…even if I were gay…I would never date somebody like you."

"Like what?" He questioned with a raised eyebrow.

"Arrogant, annoying, loud, inconsiderate, stupid, impatie-."

"Okay I get it! I suck." Gilbert snapped and left the room in his anger.

Oh crap…maybe I was too harsh.

"Um Gibert!" I called chasing after him. He was halfway up the main staircase by the time I found him.

"What do you want?" He growled.

"I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean it!"

"Yeah right." He scoffed and started walking again.

"I really didn't! I think you are really awesome!"

He ignored me and kept walking.

"Your eyes are really pretty!" I smacked a hand over my mouth in shock. Did I really just say that?

"What the hell?" Gilbert chuckled, "There is no way you aren't gay."

I hung my head in embarrassment.

"Hey don't look so gloomy." He laughed again. In a moment, he was down the stairs and lifting my face up, "You look more beautiful when you are happy." He froze at the same time I did and hastily stepped back.

"I-I mean not to say you are beautiful! The only thing I would ever use you for is a q-quick fuck!" He started racing up the stairs after that muttering 'so not awesome' over and over again.

Agh…my heart is beating so fast….maple….

~Time skip~

"Did he touch you anywhere?"

Francis and Antonio had just gotten back from their trip. The moment Francis saw my flustered appearance, he began to freak out.

"I-I swear he didn't do anything!"

"Promise?"

"Oui!" I sighed in exasperation. Francis was so fatherly…it felt nice but at the same time a bit overbearing.

"Thank god…"

Antonio giggled.

"You act like Gilbert is a huge perv, Francis~!"

"HE IS!" Francis roared and started pelting Antonio with pillows.

"Don't attack my boyfriend, you jackass!" Lovino screeched and started clawing at Francis.

"No, it's okay lovi~!"

Soon a huge fight had ensued.

Honestly, how do I live with these people…?

"Gott, why are they so loud…?" Gilbert mumbled from the corner of the room. Things had been kind of awkward after what he said earlier.

"Oh um…they are fighting about whether you are a pervert…"

"Really?"

"Yeah, apparently Antonio doesn't understand why you are such a pervert."

"Probably because I've never done anything to make Francis think that I was a perv."

"You haven't? Are you a virgin then?"

"Hell no! The awesome me has screwed so many people, they just kinda blur together, kesesesesesesesesese."

"That's gross…" I mumbled.

"Psssh, that's because you've never had sex before. Have you ever touched yourself?"

"N-No!"

"Liar."

"Am not!"

"Are too."

"AM NOT!"

"Are too~!"

"Shutup!" I punched him lightly on the shoulder a couple times to make him be quiet but he just kept laughing.

"What is so funny?" Francis snapped, momentarily stopping the fight.

"Nothing." Gilbert chuckled and left the room.

~Time skip again (A/N: I need to stop the time skips, don't I? o-o)~

" So Mathieu, why don't you tell us a bit more about your life in that village since we have had the opportunity to have you staying with us these past months?"

We were currently sitting on the couch with a fire going. It was about midnight.

"Oh…um well I was a farmer…a-and I had pet polar bear. He seems to have a growth defect because he won't grow above my knees. I really hope Alfred is taking care of him…" Worry set in. I hadn't really been thinking of Kumakaro since I was practically kidnapped.

"What was your bear's name?" Antonio asked.

"Oh um Kumakiri."

"Wait, what was it?" Gilbert questioned.

"Kumakujo."

"But you just said Kumakiri." Francis stated, confused.

"No, it's Kumakana."

"Agh, fuck." Gilbert groaned, holding his head as the headache started.

"I don't get it." I mumbled.

"I-It's nothing, monsieur." Francis smiled sheepishly.

"Oh…okay." I shrugged.

"Hey, it's getting late…why don't we go to bed." Antonio suggested while gently taking Lovino's hand.

"Lucky." Francis scoffed.

"Okay, I'm kind of t-tired…" I mumbled and stood.

"I'll take you to your room." Francis offered.

"No, it's okay. I know my way there, thank you though."

"Oui oui." Francis waved his hand nonchalantly.

Halfway to my room I heard gentle footsteps behind me. I ignored it since it was probably Antonio and kept going.

"Ya gonna keep ignoring me?" A tired German accent grumbled.

"O-Oh!" I turned, "Sorry, I thought it was Antonio…."

"Eh, he went to Lovino's room."

Gilbert walked past me and continued up the stairs with a grunt.

"Ya coming?"

"Oui!" I squeaked and followed him hastily. Once we were down the hallway, he reached for his doorknob but paused.

"Y'know…I can get your bear for you…."

My eyes widened.

"Y-You would do that for me? THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" I gave him a excited hug with a small giggle. Gilbert tensed up but slowly relaxed and awkwardly patted my head.

"Er…y-yeah, whatever. I'm just awesome like that."

"Oui, you actually are." I blushed at what I said and carefully detached myself from him.

"W-Well see you in the morning."

With a quick glanced I noticed Gilbert was blushing too.

"Er…guten nacht…" He mumbled and quickly walked into his room.

With a shut of my door, I ran to my bed and sighed at the fluttering in my stomach.

Okaaay! Imma go swimming soooo enjoy ;D It's not as long as the other but you guys really wanted a chapter o3o! Next chapter will be FrUk! Ask me if you want a Spamano chapter as well. Oh and any ideas on how you want Francis to meet Arthur and do you want Arthur to get changed into a vampire? :D Byeee