Chapter Two
"Come on Randy! You're going to be late for your own appointment."
"I'm ready babe. I couldn't find a shirt to wear." John looked at him
"Well I'm glad you went with the tight black one." Randy pouts
"You never tell me that I look nice." John kissed Randy
"I don't care about your clothes, you look beautiful to me regardless of what you're wrapped in." Randy turned away from John
"Let's go."
"What's wrong? Are you blushing?"
"Johnny, come on." John started to laugh
"Well would you look at that, the great Viper Randy Orton is blushing. I wish someone besides me could see this."
"That's the great Viper Randy Orton-Cena." They drove to the doctor's office, signed in and waited to be called
"Are you nervous John?"
"No, why would you ask me that?"
"One you're bouncing your leg like a madman, two; you've checked your watch about fourteen times since we've been here and three; you have no finger nails left." John looked down at his gnarled finger nails
"Okay. I may be a little nervous." Just then a nurse stepped out into the waiting room
"Randal?" Randy stood fully expecting John to follow only to turn and see John still seated bouncing his leg
"John Felix." Randy hissed
"Wha – oh." John stood and followed the nurse and Randy to an exam room. They waited about five minutes before the doctor walked in
"What brings you in today?" His doctor says after shaking their hands
"Well I was, um recently married,"
"Congratulations."
"Thank you. And I want to give my husband a baby."
"Oh! So you want to do the tests and stop your pills?"
"Long story short." The doctor turns to John
"I commend you for sticking with Randy after finding out about his medical condition." John gives a humorless laugh
"Doc, I didn't really have a choice since he told me on the third day of our honeymoon." Randy lowers his head when the doctor looks at him
"You went through therapy for this Randy."
"I know but it's still strange."
"How long have the two of you been together?"
"Almost five years."
"And it's still strange?"
"Okay, maybe it slipped my mind." John looked at him
"Randy, you know it didn't slip your mind."
"I was scared okay but now I'm not so can we move on from this?" The doctor clears his throat
"Well then. We just have to draw some blood for testing from you today and we'll give you a call once we have the results then we'll proceed from there."
"Okay." The nurse came in to draw Randy's blood
"Hold my hand Johnny."
"Randy."
"Please." Randy smiled
"Now how can I say no to that?"
"You can't that's why I do it."
Two Weeks Later
"So I just have to stop taking the pills now and, well you know and I should get pregnant? Okay. Thank you." Randy smiled to himself as he rummaged through the freezer. About 45 minutes later John came home and walked into the kitchen to see Randy smiling to himself while cutting vegetables
"Ran?" He looked up
"Oh hi Johnny. How was…where did you go again?"
"What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing's wrong with me. Car show! That's where you were. How was it?" John started smiling
"Awesome."
"Good."
"I'm going upstairs to shower. You know how I get sweaty around muscle cars." Randy laughed but just as John stepped on the first step Randy called to him
"John Felix! Did you buy another car?" John froze where he was
"Baby, did I tell you how nice you look today? Is that a new shirt because you are wearing the hell out of it…you look so good."
"Uh-uh. You bought one didn't you?" John sighed
"Yes. It was calling to me."
"Well now I really don't want you to have it because it's haunted."
"You know what I meant."
"Where are we going to put it John?"
"Outside with the rest of them."
"I can't talk to you right now. Go have your shower." John showered but didn't come back downstairs for another thirty minutes. When he walked in the kitchen he saw Randy on his iPad
"Baby cakes?"
"What do you want John?" He said glancing up from the tablet
"You can't possibly still be mad at me right?"
"Why not? Because you hid upstairs for thirty-five minutes?" John clears his throat
"I wasn't hiding."
"Of course not."
"What are you looking at?" John said as he casually hooked a finger in the waist of Randy's jeans and started to massage his hip. Also making a mental note that Randy wasn't wearing any underwear
"Listings."
"Of?"
"Houses."
"Um, say what now?"
"Well between your compulsive car hoarding and us having a baby, we're going to need more room."
"We're only having one baby!"
"For now John-John, for now."
"What if we have twins?" Randy gasped and put a hand to his stomach
"Watch your mouth Cena."
"I'm serious. And it would be perfect if we had a set of boy girl twins. I think you could do it, honey bunch, I have faith in you."
"John if I get pregnant with twins, I will kill you. You know how you sleep deeply after sex? I'll do it then…so you go peacefully and with a smile on your face." John chokes on his drink
"Okay. I'm sorry. I hope we have one baby at a time. Jesus."