Viruses and Irony
***I've said it over and over, I do not own any of the characters from the movie. I did make up 2 characters, Ron, and Min-Evee will appear in a later chapter***
Chapter 4 The Surprise 12:00pm
Wall-e grabs Eve by the arm, and takes her to the Axiom's repair ward. Wall-e wanted to know what was wrong with her.
When Eve and Wall-e arrived in the repair ward, they saw Ron and the Captain; since Eve works there, Ron thought she was running late. "Eve, why are you late?" asked Ron, who was very confused. "…and why did she bring Wall-e?" asked the Captain, who was also confused.
Wall-e, who was unable to fully communicate with humans; pointed out a sign that said "Diagnostics" and then he pointed at his annoyed wife.
"Oh, ok, he thinks there is something wrong with Eve" nodded Ron. "What could be wrong with her?" asked the Captain, who was still very confused. "I will run a full diagnostic scan on her." announced Ron.
After 30 min of scanning, Eve comes out of the diagnostic section.
"I'm still looking at all the data from Eve's scan, I won't have the results until tomorrow at 7:36am." said Ron. "Why 7:36, why not 7:40?" asked the confused Captain. "I don't know I've always wanted to say that." smiled Ron.
Back at home, 4:09pm…
Eve remained silent while Wall-e started playing with some of his "treasures". Eve watched Wall-e, it was very entertaining. As Eve watched Wall-e, she started to have a weird feeling…it was like she was dizzy.
Eve, who always had control over where she hovered; lost control, and started bumping into everything. Wall-e grabbed Eve, but his plan was not thought of all the way through, because he too was bumping into everything.
"EVAHH!" screamed Wall-e. "Can't…stop!" screamed Eve.
A few moments later, Eve was able to stop herself on a dime, but unfortunately, the same could not be said about Wall-e. As soon as Eve stopped, Wall-e flew at 101mph, hit the VCR, and unintentionally turned on "Hello Dolly".
Wall-e got up, amazingly unharmed, and put Eve on her shelf. "Eveahh…rest." said the concerned trash compactor. Eve tried to do what Wall-e told her to do, but her systems would not shut down.
Wall-e held Eve's hands, but a few moments later; that same arm retracted to her body, causing Wall-e's hand to get stuck. Wall-e tries to pry Eve's arm off her body with his other hand, but it ends up getting stuck as well.
Eve eventually pries her own arm off; but she does it too quickly and Wall-e ends up crashing into a shelf, and one of Hal's Twinkies fell on his head.
Wall-e and Eve could not believe the mess on his face, he was covered in cream! Wall-e cleaned himself with a damp towel, then put Eve back on her shelf.
They both noticed Eve's power was very low, but why? It was only 6:00pm at that point. Something was definitely wrong with Eve, but what? They were going to find out at 7:36am the next morning, but Wall-e really wished he could find out right then and there.
THE NEXT DAY…
Wall-e woke Eve up, and they arrived at the repair ward at 7:36am sharp. "Olives and Ice cream NOW!" yelled Eve. All 20 of the dropped everything, and looked at Eve.
"Hi Wall-e and Eve!" said Ron, with a file in his hand. "Do you have the results of Eve's diagnostic scan?" asked the Captain.
"Yes, I do." smiled Ron. "Well…?" asked the Captain, who was obviously growing impatient.
"Well…it's nothing bad…" said Ron, with a bit of hesitation. "Come on, SAY IT!" yelled Captain.
"Ok…Eve is…PREGNANT!" exclaimed Ron. Wall-e faints while everyone, including Eve said "WHAT?!"
After 30 min of stammering
"How the heck?" asked the Captain. "Well…when a male and a female robot love each other very much, they-" Ron said, but the Captain cut him off "OK, ok! We REALLY don't need to go into that!" yelled the Captain.
***HA HA! I BETCHA DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, hope you liked it***
Chapter 5 will be called "The nuts and the Bolts"