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Accidents

Chapter 3

By MasterAkira

Disclaimer: Still not mine. I did watch the anime, but I got to about episode 88 and said fuck it. I'm considering watch season nine just to see if Shusuke Amagai is yaoi-tastic. Or maybe not. If it's not good enough for the manga, what's the point? (Byakuya is way better in the manga anyways.)

Warnings: Anal, oral, drunken sex, a bit of mushiness, and some bloody/rough sex, oh, and naughty words...

Note: Pretty much crack…Byakuya/Hanataro. Ffor some reason I've been reading a lot of het recently. I blame Very Festive, but have no fear; het and yaoi are definitely compartmentalized in my crazed mind. I've decided there's a lot of stored up talking in Byakuya, he only needs a cute uke to let it out… Oh, and did I forget to mention that each of these (except for the first two) are completely unrelated? Well, they are.

Thank you to everyone who took the time to review. I love some of the suggestions (Paradoxismminant-- that would be nice, so look out for some UlquiRenji!...maybe…hopefully…).

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Byakuya did not like drinking alone. He did not really like drinking that much anyways, but had received the bottle of human alcohol as a present from Rukia and he was determined to finish it, alone or not. He would have invited others to join him but Renji and Rukia were in the human world, as were Hitsugaya-taichou and Matsumoto, his normal drinking companions. The busty woman could convince her captain to drink only under the watchful supervision of the stoic captain.

He felt alone in his office, the more than half full bottle sitting on his desk in the failing light. It mocked him with its presence and strong taste—it was much more potent than the sake he was used to. He wanted something he had not indulged in since his wife had died. Alcohol made him horny, another reason to avoid the stronger stuff, especially with the beauties that surrounded him. A soft sigh escaped his lips when he was drawn from his thoughts as the screen door of his office quietly opened. A tiny bit of light leaked in from the hallway and he could make out a slim form.

"Oh! Kuchiki-taichou! I thought you had already left! I am so sorry!" The figure dropped to his knees and pressed his forehead to the floor in a deep bow. A creamy white envelop was clutched in his slender fingers.

"From the fourth division? Why are you here?" His bleary eyes watched as a sweet face was lifted and warm eyes met his. "Come here."

"Kuchiki-taichou?" Hanataro had seen enough drunks come stumbling into the fourth division to recognize the signs. "Are you drunk?"

"Is that for me?" The captain motioned towards the envelope.

"Hai." Hanataro came closer and closer until he was inches from the other.

"Then yes, I do fear I am drunk. Would you like a drink? Perhaps as a trade?" A sly smile slid across his face and he poured a second glass of amber liquid, passing the glass and opening the message. It was from Unohana, and his smile softened. It read 'Relax. Hanataro Yamada has magical fingers.' She was trying to set him up. Again.

The boy sputtered as he took a trepid sip, the drink burning his throat. "Ugh. This is from the human world." He placed the glass on the desk and bowed his head. "If you're done Kuchiki-dono…"

"Oh no, you do not need to be so formal with me…" he cocked one eyebrow. If he didn't feel so loaded he would not have given that liberty.

"Hanataro, you can call me Hanataro." The small frame seemed to be trying to fold in on itself. He looked like he wanted to flee.

"Okay then Hanataro-kun, why don't you stay a bit?" Byakuya reached out to grab a sleeve at the same time that Hanataro moved away and the healer was thrown off balance, accidentally tumbling into Byakuya's surprisingly large lap. "Comfy, ne?" He knew if he was sober he would have let the boy go, but this seemed much more fun.

"H-hai Kuchiki-taichou." Big brown eyes refused to meet his own. He squirmed but his knees were on either side of Byakuya's, restricting their movements. The normally serine face was leering at him.

"You are much cuter than I thought. You can stay a while, can't you?" Hanataro nodded, face burning with embarrassment. They were silent, and a pampered hand came to stroke whispy black locks. "Very cute." He felt the words come out in a slur.

"Kuchiki-taichou-" it was not as if Hanataro was not enjoying the attention and gentle touches, but he did not want to take advantage of a drunken man. "I'm not." His head hung forward so his bangs fell over his face.

"Wrong, you're wrong. Very cute." The hand that had been stroking feathery hair took a pointed chin and pulled him close. "I think you are so very cute." Byakuya slowly claimed the trembling thin lips, a moan issuing forth from the younger shinigami when they made contact.

"Oh Taichou." Hanataro gasped for breath but let the kiss be reinitiated again and opened his mouth for the tongue that licked across the seems of his lips. The kiss was deepened until he was sure he would die of the pleasure of just the kiss. He had never had such a devastating kiss before.

"Do you still want to leave?" A small smile graced those reddened lips. Lips he had reddened.

"Oh no Taichou!" His eyes got impossibly wider. "Do you want me to?"

"No Yamada Hanataro, I do not." His hands started work on the ties of the other's uniform.

"You know me?" Shocked, he didn't even notice Byakuya divesting him of his clothing.

"Yes, your abilities have been talked about widely in my division. You have potential..." the boy blushed harder. "I always wanted to be a healer. I believe a good healer is worth more than a fighter." A small chuckle escaped. "Just do not tell Abarai."

"Taichou." Breathily Hanataro kissed the captain, his nimble fingers pushing at the captain's robe and uniform so more of a pale collarbone was revealed. He moved his mouth to suck at the skin, letting Byakuya busy himself with stroking his think chest and hips, rubbing circles everywhere he could.

"I will not stop now." Byakuya did not want to stop.

"I understand." Hanataro was far from a virgin but he had never been with some one who had treated him like this. "You can just go ahead."

Byakuya bit down hard on his pale collar bone. "I will not hurt you." Byakuya took the moment to pull off offensive hakama; he hated things that got in his way.

"Please." The now bare shinigami ground his erection against the clothed chest. "You can hurt me if you want." His whole face and chest were tinted with pink; the words came out of his mouth in gasps.

"If you insist." The captain bent Hanataro backwards over his desk and bit down on a hardened nipple until the other screamed. He shrugged out of his clothing, leaving nothing between them. When the first nipple was inflamed he moved to the other one. His elbow knocked against the bottle he had been nursing earlier and he placed it on the floor, thankful for the warmth and mind-numbed courage it had given him, even though it was just a lowly human product.

"Ah, Taichou, more. Please more!" Hanataro bucked up, rubbing himself against Byakuya. The desk was cold under his back and he just wanted more.

"Suck." Long fingers pressed into Hanataro's parted mouth. He gladly took them in, running his tongue over and between them. When they were wet enough Byakuya pulled away, leaving him lying there alone, moaning at the loss of warmth. The first digit breeched the tight ring of the healer's ass.

"Don't stretch me too much. I…ah! I want…ah, to feel it…" he was having a lot of trouble forming coherent thoughts. He arched back to get more of the intrusion. "Do it now." He gasped. Two fingers were too much. He liked the burning, the pulling, how it stayed with him long after the act was over.

"If you wish." Gritting his teeth Byakuya lined his impressive erection up and shoved it half way in. Hanataro choked back a moan. Crimson seeped the out in a thin trickle, slicking the hot passage.

"So good! Ah…fuck me Taichou! Kuchiki-taichou, fuck me as hard as you can!" The long haired man did just that, completely sheathing himself in Hanataro. He pulled out, slamming back in. It was too good to stop. Hanataro encouraged each thrust with streams of dirty words. "Oh, yeah, you're so good!...Fuck me with that hard cock…I want it, I want more. I want your cock!"

"Dirty boy, you are too much." He was too drunk to hold out much longer. "I'm going to come."

"Come in me. Stain me, ah….mark me!" Catching bruised, glossy red lips in a heated kiss Byakuya drove his thumb nail into the slit of Hanataro's arousal and the younger shinigami was suddenly coming. The pain and pleasure made his eyes blur white around the edges and he dragged Byakuya after him, tightening his fluttering muscles so that the erection spearing him was caught, deep inside. He felt the burning sensation as he was filled and the kiss became gentle, relaxed.

"Hanataro, I may be drunk but I do not regret this." He was not going to let go. Byakuya felt sleep over come him and he refused to pull out of the other, letting them both sleep, on the desk, still connected.

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Byakuya woke with a start, realizing his head was pounding and his face was pressed against the hard wood of an office desk. Hanataro's sweet face was inches away and he smiled. Then a picture on the desk caught his eye. With one hand he pushed his bangs back, freed from the kenseikan during their romp the night before (he had to remember to look for them…), looking around. Fuck! He realized the desk he had fucked his new lover against was not his own! He had accidentally sat at Renji's desk when he started to drink and…

Oh well, he could clean up all the evidence before the brash shinigami came back. Hanataro was stirring and he was tempted to take him again. He could feel himself growing hard inside the ass he was already buried in. "Pretty little healer, the sun is up."

"Taichou?" He rubbed his eyes and moaned as his cock twitched in growing excitement.

"Byakuya. Are you ready for another bout?" He grinned wickedly at the big black eyes.

"Hai…Byakuya." He smiled at the way it sounded on his lips. Maybe being an errand boy between the fourth and sixth wasn't going to be so bad after all…

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End note: Yay! I actually finished it! I have been so busy with school and a play, and it is this or sleep and I need sleep. It will be at least another few weeks until I get anything else posted. Still, reviews always make me type faster… Thanks for reading and anyone who has dropped me a line or suggested a pairing!