Ch2
Ask Ur questions!
"What do you think of fan fictions about you?"
Wesker smirked evilly and spoke quickly as the spotlight was pointed at him
"I find it quite appealing and it means more followers more subjects and they are quite fun to read."
Michelle coughed and mumbled into her intercom
"What about the yaio?"
The crowed leaned in and the room of buzzing audience members stopped to listen. You could hear the steady breathing of Chris as he awaited Wesker's answer. Wesker however cheeks tinted light pink, but than turned to their natural color
"Well I find it quite appealing if they are about Chris it makes sense and I wouldn't want anyone else but him."
Chris blushed and coughed
"*Thanks* cough* Wesker."
Michelle grinned and than pointed at her shirt which had the show's logo
"Now say if you buy three shirts you get a new fic."
Wesker growled and Michelle rolled her eyes
"Okay okay gosh don't take it up the butt."
The television screen flashed a headline
"Hint hint ask if Wesker ever did or does take it up the butt!"
Wesker fingers began to crack some of the metal; Chris looked at Wesker mean fully and than shook his head and looked away. Michelle than looked at the other review and said
"Wesker why do you always wear black?"
Wesker smiled serenely
"When you have things to do such as take over the world and such you must have the proper attire."
Chris started to laugh and one of the audience members screamed
"Shut up Chris! Its not like you wear anything different than green!"
Chris tried to stand up but than was reminded of the metal bands and shouted
"Who said that? I swear when I get loose I will kill Michelle first!"
Michelle than poked his nose
"Aw your so cute when your angry Chrissie."
He tried to bite her finger but she pulled away quickly and dusted her pants and looked right into the camera
"Well review this show cannot go on without them, also you may ask any person from the resident and evil."
Chris snarled
"Aren't we enough?"
The girl bopped his head
"No because Chris, Leon and Krauser are pretty damn sexy and they will be here if any one asks for them."
One person asked
"Hey is isn't there already a fic like this?"
The girl whispered in her intercom
"Get him out of here!"
"Hey I was just pointing it out argh!"
A producer rushed toward the stage and mumbled into Michelle's ear, Michelle smiled brightly
"Well lucky reviewer got her questions in before I put this new TV clip out well here we go ….I should really limit one question per review…"
The audience screamed at her
"Get to the point!"
Michelle waved them off
"Okay okay well she has three questions for Wesker not for Chrissie."
Chris tried to shrug but failed and just closed his eyes to take a quick nap.
"Well Wesker how was your childhood before umbrella?"
Wesker answered
"Well I always had umbrella watching me even as a child so I was never without it but I guess I can answer it by just by rearguing the question as how was my childhood like before I found out about them."
Michelle yawned and said
"Yeah whatever floats your boat.'
" I had a normal childhood as any I had toys and such my mother was kind but distant I assume from the constant surveillance, my father was rarely around but he treated me kind enough. So my childhood was okay… as it could be."
Michelle nodded and than threw a pencil at Chris
"Hey you might wanna be awake for this one, Wesker what is your ideal girl?"
Wesker's smirked as Chris looked at him with worried eyes
"Well I do imagine you have seen Excella from RE 5 she was very rich and had a immense amounts of cash so I like women like that. Oh I suppose from my past I did like woman who where down to earth and kind …but I could no longer look for women like that because of umbrella and Chris."
Chris snorted
"What did I do?"
Wesker shrugged
"I find myself more attracted to you than any other women."
Chris blushed and looked away. Michelle clapped her hands together
"Aww how cute well anyway last question did you almighty Wesker wear your cool shades in the shower while you are nude having the droplets of water evaporate as you let the steam …"
The audience was nose bleeding and said thought their hands
"Just let him answer!"
Wesker licked his lips and said
"Well let Chris answer that one."
Chris turned a scarlet red and mumbled
"No and yes sometimes he does and sometimes no."
Wesker chided Chris
"Wonderful, how do you know this?"
Chris clenched his teeth
"We have taken showers together."
Michelle fanned herself
"Well steamy shower I believe well now it is farewell review if not we don't have a show!"
Author note
I sincerely thought no one else thought of this but than when I cheeked it out I saw an author already did it. But I had already written it and so yea. Plus I think we both have different writing styles so its something you should chose if you like the others or mine. Well as I said you must review if you don't I don't have a show I will display five questions each chapter and include you in them. Just leave how you look and I will do the rest. And include you. So yes I think I'm done rambling thank you in advance and happy holidays and such wherever you are!
