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The Sham-Wow! Experience.2
Rpov
"Must clean everything" I whispered over and over. I was in the middle of a huge cleaning spree. Sham-Wow!s are super cool, I love them almost as much as I love Emmett.
"Rose, stop cleaning"Said Carlisle "You've cleaned everything, the chairs, the tables, the windows, you even cleaned Jasper for gods sake." I ignored him and kept working,looking around the room for some thing I hadn't cleaned yet. The couch, the TV, the lamp..... AH HA the lamp. I rushed across the room and rubbed the lamp with the Sham-Wow! so hard The lamp almost fell of the coffee table .
For the whole day I cleaned things, beds, books, milkshakes, Nessie, NESSIE!
" Hey everybody Nessie's home!" I screamed.
Empov
"NOOOOOOO" I yelled
"What is wrong Emmett" Asked little Eddie-Poo
" I am no longer the crazy one, Rosalie has gone insane and she is spending more time with her Sham-Wow!s than she is with me!" I whined. "Rosalie, please come back we had such good times together" I screamed "Okay, but I can keep my wonderful little babies "she replied cheerfuly
"Hey, everybody me and Carlisle are going out for a couple of day and when we get back I want to find the house in one piece and nobody is aloud to end up in jail" Announced Esme.
A/N chapters will get longer
-MIsTa tELEtUbbIe