AN: Holla! Krazy 13 here! My chapter! No offensive intended!

Kalia

I got the text signalling that the newbie had arrived. Her name was Jordana, or JJ. Sweet. A new storyline. I recited my lucky song, as I walked to Gorilla. I greeted the Divas of Doom as they were there before me. "Hey girls."

"Kaila." They said at the same time. I swear they had that twin speaking thing going now. It creeped me out. I turned my attention to the screen where Barbie was getting her ass handed to her, I may be a face but I agree with the fact that Barbie needs to kicked off her high pedestal and some of the mid-card divas need some air time. She was up against the newbie, JJ. I almost burst out there myself and congratulated her, not that Barbie is a hard win. She's easy, in wrestling and when it comes to guys. She went out with PJ who ended up having his poor heartbroken because she ended up shagging Mike. She went out with Cody for like 2 seconds, that was before I came into his locker room, to see what he wanted. I've kept her away from Ted, though. I'm not having his heart shattered. Again, away. I remember his ex-wife Kirstin. She cheated on Ted, with my ex-boyfriend- Danny. Me and Cody have always been there for him. He loved that woman. Then she ruins it! I've tried all too many times as has Cody to set him up with my old work friends, not the divas, but the girls from my diner in LA. He either doesn't like them or he just doesn't bother. I look at the newbie, she's a heel and she's my rivalry. Hm. I got an idea. But I'll explain it later. I snapped back into reality and I noticed Sarona had arrived.

"Hey." I greeted. My gaze leaving the monitor for a moment. Sarona looked at me and smiled. "I don't want to save Miss Barbie Doll."

"Me neither. But we have to. We're in the damn storyline." she smiled. I couldn't agree with her more. We saw our cue and ran out, no one's music playing, just the sound of Barbie crying and screaming in Pain as Jordan inflicted a nasty-looking submission on her. I wanted to stand there and clap for her. It would cost me my job for breaking kayfabe and storyline. Ah, well. I never have cared about the risk of suspension. I whispered in Sarona's ear my little plan and she definitely couldn't stop the smile from breaking through. We slid into the ring, the Divas of Doom backing away, thinking that we were going to attack them. I don't hate them enough to do that properly. I haven't got a proper reason for that. We walked over to the far side of the ring and both motioned for mics. I wanted to start this little ha-ha session. "Cry, you Barbie doll. Cry!"

"Break you piece of plastic!" Shouted Sarona, I think we're doing what every diva backstage wants to do but can't. Finally JJ couldn't hold it no more and she let go letting the plastic bitch collapsing breathless onto the mat. I helped JJ get up, smiling.

"I couldn't be more happy to see that useless piece of crap crying and screaming. Great job!" I stated, smirking the biggest smirk I've ever smirked. If that even makes sense. "Later, Barbie Doll." The girls agreed with me and they walked out of the ring, heels clanking on the steel steps. I walked out the ring last behind JJ. I ignored the crowd, who had started to boo us. Boo Hoo! You can stick it. I am knocking off that useless piece of plastic off her high pedestal. Sooner or Later it had to be done and today's only just the beginning. We made it to gorilla still smiling. I was half-waiting for Ace to come find my ass and fire me on the spot. I can buy my way in, dumbass so you can't really get rid of me. Ha ha! I'm such a rich kid. Well, I was born, raised and still am a rich kid. Although I worked my ass off to get here. I now have an awesome boyfriend and an awesome best friend from college. I'm gonna laugh if I get fired, hell I'm gonna laugh my way to the limo!

"You coming to the locker room, Kaila?" asked Jordan, as Beth, Nat and Sarona walked off to their locker rooms.

"Yeah, sure. You don't mind that Cody and Ted are there waiting, do you?" I asked, believe it or not some of the divas are guy-shy, love the cameras but afraid to change in front of guys. Jordan looked confused, bless her. "Cody's my boyfriend and Ted's my best guy friend."

"Oh, right sure." she smiled. "So how did you start out in this business?" She was trying to make small talk. Cute. I'll play, newbie.

"I trained from when I was 13 and got into FCW when I was 18, they shipped me here in 2006 so when I was 21. How bout you, newbie?" I questioned as we walked down the Divas corridor.

"I'm AJ Styles' sister." She stated. My mouth almost dropped to the floor. I thought she looked a bit familiar. I didn't think AJ Styles' baby sister would come here without precious AJ for protection.

"Really? I thought you looked like someone. Right, I got an idea, play along okay?" I love my ideas, no one knows these little jokes, they change every time. She nodded, catching on. "Police! Open up!" I could hear Cody and Ted panicking like mad.

"What do you want?" Cody was scared shitless. Too right too. I put on my best man voice.

"Just open up the door, son." Jordan put on a good voice, she's good at this. I bet ya she's done this before. Someone scrambled for the door and tried to open it calmly.

"Where's the police?" asked Cody, hands shaking. We are good! We proper scared the pair right old shitless.

"There's no police, Cody. Are you sure you weren't imagining it honey?" I answered, pretending to be so dang innocent. He shook his head pouting. I kissed his cheek smiling. "Cody, Ted this is Jordan. The Newbie."