Kaila

Let's fast forward to after the meeting. "Kaila… Jordan..." That voice. Was the voice of a monster. He was going to be a dead monster in a minute! We looked up to see the soon-to-be-dead twat of the year.

"Back off, Orton we don't want any trouble so just leave." I stared him down, trying to push him into leaving. He don't and never will frighten me. I will kick his ass once, and I will do it again. But with a bloody damn baseball bat. Talk bout some damage to some "vital" parts.

"Oh I don't think so princess, see if Cody can have mine I want his, and I'll take the pauper too." Excuse me? What did he just call JJ? Oh Hell no! Dude gon' die now!

"Too bad that ain't happening…" Randy grabbed my arm and pulled me to him. Before I got the chance to knee him in the balls JJ took a whack at Randy. She had completely caught him off guard, he clearly hadn't expected a woman especially a newbie like JJ to hit him. He lashed out with a backhand splitting her lip. I lost it then. I got my foot and swiftly kicked Randy's bollocks. He crumpled to the ground holding on to his balls. Best moment ever! Too bad I didn't have a camera! Damn it! I grabbed Jordan's hand and pulled her to the locker rooms quickly. I laughed as we walked in, I was so pumped on adrenaline from Mr Badman.

"That was majorly fun, idiot didn't know what hit him." I grinned like a bloody Cheshire Cat. Cody grinned at me and was about to ask what had happened when Ted caught sight of JJ.

"Jordan, oh god what happened?" He took her face and tilted it gently to look at the damage.

"It's fine just a little cut." Bollocks. I dragged Cody over to look.

"I knew he hit you, but I hadn't realised how hard! I should have chopped his bollocks off for that." Double Bollocks! I ran to the washroom and emerged seconds later with a wet cloth.

"You won't need to Kai, I'll get him for this. Here I'll do it." He took the cloth from me and dabbed at JJ's lip never talking his gaze off her. I coughed and dragged Cody away. Now or never. As Ted finished with her lip. She leaned up and kissed him softly, he was surprised at first, but eventually kissed her back. I started clapping and they turned to see me giddy as a school girl on a sugar rush. Hall-bloody-eujah!

"I told you Cody, they are so damn cute together!" They both started blushing so badly! Aww. I knew it! I bloody knew it! Bless 'em. Ted put his arm over JJ's shoulders and she hugged his waist. And the cutest couple ever award goes to... Ted DiBiase and Jordan Jones! It had to happen and it just did!

"Anyway come we have to change if we are going to beat on Eve and Barbie!" She pulled away from Ted slowly and grabbed her gear. I thought it was time to bring out something traditionally Teddy. Mwahaha!

"Ted you stare anymore you'll bore a hole in her back!" Serves you right! I'm the worse for sarcastic comments. Mwahaha!

"Kai, shut up!" He sent me the death glare as he turned a good ol' bright crimson-y colour. I gave him the middle finger as Jordan giggled.

"Righty oh, let's go kick some Barbie ass!" We high fived and I went to Cody for a tiny make out session whilst Ted and JJ looked at each other a little awkwardly, he went and took her hand and kissed her cheek. As he pulled back I could hear him whispering good luck in her ear which made her blush ever so lightly.

We came down to Monster by skillet and slid into the ring. Miss Plastic and Miss Plastic's best clone came down after glaring at us.

"I want Barbie." I muttered, smiling very, very evilly.

"That's fine by me, Eve is pathetic. She needs to learn how real Knockouts I mean Divas fight." I grinned at her TNA-ness.

"Let's kick some ass!" The second the bell rang we launched ourselves at them. MP V1 was beaten pretty bad and rolled herself out of the ring as I Irish whipped MP V2 into the corner she bounced off the turnbuckle and hit the apron. I was instructed by JJ to climb the turnbuckle to hit a Moonsault as I hit V2 she climbed up top and hit a frog splash. As JJ rolled up on her feet she came face to face with Plastic V1. I grinned, as JJ kicked her in the stomach and lifted her for her finisher which was a gory neckbreaker. JJ looked over at me and smiled.

"Double pin?"

"Double pin!" JJ dragged MP V1 over towards me and we covered both clones as the ref counted to three.

"Your winners Kalia Fern and J.J!" The crowd booed us much to our amusement, but that soon changed when suddenly- suddenly the music I hate like I hate the colour pink started blaring throughout the arena. Talk bout being up shit creek without a paddle.

"Oh bollocks, bollocks and some more bollocks." I muttered. JJ grinned at my britishness shining through. I may be from New York but I'm half british, so I talk like it a lot. Suddenly, a grin flashed across my face. You could almost see the little light bulb light up above me head. "Follow my lead." I motioned for a mic. This could possibly kill me. Ah well! Fuck it. "Oh my god! Run! Scream the house down! Its the big bad mac daddy Viper. I'm quaking in my cute boots. Not. What do you want, mr "I'm gon' kill you!" I am so screwed.

"Why do you think I'm out here, Fern?" He asked intimidatingly. Yeah right! As if. Dude no scary the small girl.

"Oh I dunno. Cuz you adore my sexiness? No- wait a minute, that's my boyfriend's answer. Becauseeee- JJ, gis' us a hand here." I looked at her grinning. She caught on to my plan.

"Well, Kai. It very well might have something to do with the fact, that Mr Big, Ol' Not Scary Viper got beaten up?" She suggested. We were having some fun with one.

"Beaten up? By who?" I asked dramatically, a smirk erupting on both of our faces.

"Don't you remember? It was us!" She answered, even more dramatic than me and that's saying something.

"Oh yeah. Well put me in a barrel and call me a monkey, I remember! Fancy that kids! I'm 5"9 and JJ's 5"7 and we beat up the nasty Viper. Talk bout turning the tables, eh, Randy? Let's bounce, JJ." We dropped the mics, pushed past Randy, slid out of the ring. I blew a kiss just for effect. We walked back toward the locker room. "Now that's a screw and a half!"

"Danica!" shouted Orton as he boomed past gorilla.

"Run!" I whispered to JJ and we proper legged it (For all non-british speaking peepz, that means we ran. Got it? Good.) faster than bloody Usain Bolt. We slammed the door shut and put our backs against it panting. Ted and Cody looked over at us weirdly.

"Orton. Don't know bout you, but I do not fancy getting killed." JJ answered. I smiled. There was some pounding on the door behind us. "We're not here." I was yanked into the showers.