I haven't been 'in the mood' to write my multi-chap stories. I apologize, but at the moment, Im beyond busy. This takes place when Rossi first joins the team. Spoilers for Somebody's watching. Also, I have a FB group now and am about to post up some stuff for my new story that should have its first chap out in a weekish. Just FB search 'the-vampire-act' and join the group!

A Good Man-Parish thee to Hollywood

Rossi hadn't started snooping, but as soon as he 'started', he found that he couldn't stop. He knew that it was wrong, but he knew it was the only way that he would ever get to know the kid. He had just joined the team, and he knew that Reid probably resented him from taking Gideon's place, and besides, he had profiled him in his office, too.

Rossi rearranged the files in Reid's desk, desperately hoping to find that one piece of information that would help him find something interesting about him. A shiny object caught his attention, but it was buried underneath a few files and other heavier things. Starting his journey, he opened the drawer a bit more and dug in. The first few things that he had found was a picture of a blond woman who he assumed was his mother, another picture of just him and Gideon, a stationary set, and…Oh.

"What have we here?" Rossi snickered. He picked up the magazine with a smirk growing on his face. He scanned over the cover before turning to the inside pages. When he found the main article about it, his smile grew wider. Next to the print was a large picture of Reid and 'Lila' standing suspiciously close as the paparazzi surrounding them snapped a viciously large amount of pictures.

"Is there something I can help you with?" a voice asked from behind him.

Immediately, Rossi dropped the magazine in fear that he had been caught. He let out a sigh of relief when he realized it was just Hotch.

"You know it's against the rules to snoop….and profile," Hotch sighed.

"I'm assuming you know about this?" Rossi asked. He picked up the magazine again and started reading it.

"Yeah, it was a case," Hotch nodded. Then, he took the magazine from Rossi's hands, shaking his head as Rossi glared at him. "He's a private guy, Rossi. I don't think he'd appreciate you doing this."

"Who was she, anyways?" Rossi had chose to ignore Hotch all-together. It wasn't like he had found drugs or cigarettes; it was just a mere magazine with Reid and a hot actress. If he were Reid, he would've framed the damned thing.

Hotch placed the magazine back underneath the carefully placed folders. He shut the drawer and prodded Rossi out of the bullpen.

"What?" Rossi asked innocently once they reached Hotch's office. "I didn't do anything!"

"Rossi, you can't do that kind of thing anymore. If Reid would've caught you, I doubt he'd be happy." Then, a grim thought must have crossed Hotch's mind, because he frowned and sharply glared at Rossi. "What else did you find?"

Rossi was taken aback by Hotch's new tone, but he answered anyways. "Well, I didn't go through all of it, but I saw a picture of Reid and Gideon, a picture of a blond that I'm assuming is his mother, the magazine, and…." Rossi paused. 'The shiny object at the bottom- it was a bottle. A small, glass bottle.' for the second time that day, Rossi was hit with an 'oh' moment.

"What else?" Hotch asked through gritted teeth.

Rossi bit his lip and shook his head. Forcing a smile on his face, he said, "Nothing Hotch, nothing."

"Good, let's keep it that way." The seriousness behind Hotch's words sent a chill through his spine. If the bottle was what he thought it was, and Hotch obviously knew about it, why hadn't he made Reid get rid of it? Obviously there was something else going on, but what?

"Don't ask, Rossi. It's not worth it."

"Right, of course," Rossi nodded.

"Sir," JJ said, knocking on the door, "we have a case."

~* AGM *~

Whelp, there it is! This was actually supposed to be funny *Smirks. Thnx for reading; don't forget to check me out on FB!