~Jordana~

It took her long enough to wake up fully, but when she did boy was she pissed. Operation beat Randy to a pulp was under way. It was bizarre how we both had black baseball bats. But at the same time highly amusing. AJ wanted us to leave it and go about it a different way, but he wasn't offering a different way so onward we would go. Jeff was in hysterics he hated Randy with a passion, as for Ted and Cody they were happy as long as they got in a few hits. We stalked to Randy's room AJ trying to get us to leave it and let him deal with it, but no we liked this plan.

We got to Randy's room and stupidly he opened the door. He grinned down at us like lord shite. That is until he realised we weren't on our own and we had our lovely bats with us. He backed up and tried to close the door, but we were already following him inside.

"Now girls. This can be easily dealt with, they just have to admit they slept with Sam. And I'll um leave you be." I jabbed him with my baseball bat.

"Ted wouldn't touch your wife!" I growled.

"Nor would Cody!" Kai added jabbing him with her own bat.

"Now really is that anyway to go about it?" I looked at Kai. Now realistically we couldn't beat him to a pulp like we would have liked, but there was nothing stopping us from putting him out of action for a while.

"Your right Randy. Kai broken ribs sound good?" She smiled and quick as you like she whipped the bat forward into Randy. He buckled and fell to his knees. I smirked and with my foot I knocked him on to his back.

"Oh big bad Viper's not so tough now." I brought the bat down on to his ribs and heard the distinctive crunch of his ribs breaking, I had a wicked swing. He whimpered in pain and I smiled in satisfaction as Kai laughed.

"Serves you right you poncy little prat!" She grinned. We stepped back out, but not before Cody gave him a good hard kick in the ribs just for good measure. I don't think Skittles had stopped laughing since Orton opened the door. He hugged me from behind, released me and patted my head.

"You and your friends are amazing JJ!" I grinned at him as Ted slipped his arm around my waist.

The week went by pretty fast and before I knew it Monday was upon us. AJ and Jeff had gone back on the Thursday for a taping of TNA, so I had spent the rest of my time with Kai, Ted and Cody. Ted still had yet to tell me what had upset him last week, but at least we were getting on fine now. We were happy to hear that Orton would be off for a while. We would have some peace and could get on with everything else. Kai and I had a promo and after we changed we left the guys for the gorilla.

"Please welcome my guests at this time Kalia Fern and JJ!" Josh said as the crowd booed us from out in the arena. I smiled while Kai rested her arm on my shoulder. "So Kalia what made you turn on Eve and Kelly Kelly?" She snatched the mic from him and looked at the camera.

"We are sick and tired of the skanky little sluts parading their plastic selves around that ring!" I took the mic from her.

"We aren't here to further a model or acting career. We are here to dominate and annihilate the other divas! We are here to stay, we are here to show case our abilities and one of us will take that divas title one way or another!" I slammed the mic into Josh's chest and Kai and I turned to leave.

"What about the incident with the WWE's Apex Predator last week?" Kai turned and again snatched the mic from Josh.

"The big bad snake took it upon himself to cause trouble. We didn't take to kindly to it, but as you can see he's been dealt with. You don't mess with Love Darkness and get away with it!" She dropped the mic and we started to walk away cackling slight at the fear on Josh's face, only to be confronted by Eve and Kelly.

"You can't go around beating on us all the time!"

"Eve's right we should kick your ass now and then I can have…" I didn't allow her to even say his name as I lunged forward only to be grabbed by Justin Gabriel.

"Now come on save it for the ring." I wriggled free and ducked as Kai swung at him and he staggered backwards. He didn't look happy and he advanced on us. We stood our ground. I was fully aware that the camera was still on us.

"Now you wouldn't be starting fights with girls now? How pathetic. Ladies?" Cody stepped in between me and Kai a snarl on his lips. I wondered at first where Ted was, but quickly remembered he was Face so couldn't come to our aid.

"Get lost Rhodes, this doesn't concern you."

"Oh but it does you see." He kissed Kaila chastely and captured my hand and brought it to his lips.

"They are mine!" He laughed. Gabriel was about to get into Cody's face as Laurinaitis came round.

"Please, I think we can settle this in the ring. In a 6 person inter-gender tag team match! The team of Kalia, J.J and The Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes vs. Eve, Kelly and Justin Gabriel. Now that's a match." I smiled. Kaila coughed to cover her saying wanker. Causing me too laugh, Cody tried not to and settled on smirking before we walked away.

"I'm liking the name Kaila, Love Darkness. It kind of rolls off the tongue." Cody smiled and kissed her. I rolled my eyes and we headed back to the locker room to Ted and to wait for our match.

A/N: That's it from me this time next chappie is by Krazy, be excited! :D