~Kaila~
I swear to God, I love this crew, well AJ, not so much. But I can put up with him, for everyone else's sake at least. My sanity and sense of well-being kinda fucked off when Orton went all psycho. Multi almost died of laughter and our boys, well as they got a share, they couldn't give a fuck. Ah well, time to die Orton. You messed with us. Now y'all pay the price. We practically did a Usain Bolt to Orton's room and like the bloody prick, he opened the door looking like Lord Muck. I'm half surprised Cody didn't steal my lucky baseball bat and whack Orton right on the cranium (Check out me brains!). He was smiling like the cat who nicked the cream. Then he saw the boys. Oh boy was he scared. Then he saw the big, gleamy bats. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. I'm a beat your ass sucker! "Now girls. This can be easily dealt with, they just have to admit they slept with Sam. And I'll um leave you be." Fuck, it can be easily dealt with. Bollocks. JJ felt the same and jabbed him with her bat.
"Ted wouldn't touch your wife!" JJ took a step forward, growling. I almost pushed her out of the way to kill him myself.
"Nor would Cody!" I shouted, backing up my man. I stabbed him gently with my bat. He was very scared now.
"Now really is that anyway to go about it?" I looked at JJ. Now realistically we couldn't beat him to a pulp like we would have liked, but there was nothing stopping us from putting him out of action for a while. My revenge can be taken out on the Clones and then Randy can get his beat down and he should be a man and take it from, bricks baseball bats and whatever we shall choose.
"Your right Randy. Kai broken ribs sound good?" I beamed and quick as I am when I see white chocolate I whipped the bat forward into Randy. He buckled and fell to his knees. JJ smirked and with her foot knocked him on to his back.
"Oh big bad Viper's not so tough now." I could've sworn JJ was enjoying this more than I was. She brought the bat down on to his ribs and heard the distinctive crunch of his ribs breaking, damn this girl could swing. He whimpered in pain and she smiled in satisfaction as I laughed manically.
"Serves you right you poncy little prat!" I was beaming. We stepped back out, but not before Cody gave him a good hard kick in the ribs just for good measure. I don't think Multi had stopped laughing since Orton opened the door. Cody came back out and hugged me from behind putting his head in my neck. "Best thing I've done all year." That week flew by as we enjoyed our Randy-free time. I could tell Ted hadn't told JJ what upset him when I disappeared. He hadn't told me either which was worrying. He normally came to me about anything. Monday came right back around as quick as it left. Me and JJ had a promo, we abandoned the boys to go to Gorilla.
"Please welcome my guests at this time Kalia Fern and JJ!" Josh said as the crowd booed us from out in the arena. I rested my arm on JJ's shoulder considering I'm the taller but I'm younger. "So Kalia what made you turn on Eve and Kelly Kelly?" I snatched the mic from the poor man and looked menacing into the camera.
"We are sick and tired of the skanky little sluts parading their plastic selves around that ring!" JJ took the mic from me. What is this snitchy snatchy?
"We aren't here to further a model or acting career. We are here to dominate and annihilate the other divas! We are here to stay, we are here to show case our abilities and one of us will take that divas title one way or another!" She slammed the mic into Josh's chest and we turned to walk away, when Josh said something that caught my attention.
"What about the incident with the WWE's Apex Predator last week?" I turned and stole the mic like I was 5 and the mic was mine.
"The big bad snake took it upon himself to cause trouble. We didn't take to kindly to it, but as you can see he's been dealt with. You don't mess with Love Darkness and get away with it!" I dropped the mic and caught up with JJ, cackling like two old witches at Josh's fear-plastered face. And then the Clones made a fucking appearance ruining my fucking day. Love Darkness was the name I'd been working on during my free time, and it was all I come up with it. A combo of our finishers, Love me (Mine) and Darkness Falls (JJ's). Surprisingly both neckbreakers. How bout that? *smiles evilly*
"You can't go around beating on us all the time!"
"Eve's right we should kick your ass now and then I can have…" JJ was wou- fuck that, she was so fucking pissed, she lunged out at the bitch but got pulled back by PJ. I will one day feed him his balls and beat him up.
"Now come on save it for the ring." she wriggled free and ducked as I threw my lucky good ol' right hook and he staggered backwards. He didn't look happy and he advanced on us. We stood our ground. I was all too aware that the camera was on us and so was the spotlight.
"Now you wouldn't be starting fights with girls now? How pathetic. Ladies?" Cody stepped in between me and JJ a snarl on his lips. I knew Ted wanted to stand up for his woman but couldn't cuz he was a face. Bum!
"Get lost Rhodes, this doesn't concern you." Fuck yeah, does it concern him! He is my man. You do not mess with me and not expect to avoid a beating from my man do you?
"Oh but it does you see." He kissed me chastely and kissed JJ's hand. Now, some people might say that's cheating, bollocks. If he ever did cheat on me, the last thing he would see would be the purple butterfly on the back of my hand.
"They are mine!" He laughed. Gabriel was about to get into Cody's face as Laurinaitis came round.
"Please, I think we can settle this in the ring. In a 6 person inter-gender tag team match! The team of Kalia, J.J and The Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes vs. Eve, Kelly and Justin Gabriel. Now that's a match." JJ smiled.
"Wanker." I coughed. Causing JJ to laugh, Cody tried not to and settled on smirking before we walked away.
"I'm liking the name Kaila, Love Darkness. It kind of rolls off the tongue." Cody smiled and kissed me. That will never get old. JJ rolled her eyes and we headed back to the locker room to Ted and to wait for our match. I started doing my lucky walking headstands whilst getting weird looks from JJ. Cody shook his head and shut his eyes trying to read his favourite X-Men comic in his head which he knew by heart. Yeah, my man's a comic book nerd. I think it makes him all the sexier. Yum. I stopped walking and put one hand on my hip.
"Really?" I said, before toppling over and landing on me arse. Not said with an Irish accent but a good ole South London one. "Oh, fuck it. Might as well sit here now." My alarm went off with Nicki Minaj's Stupid Hoe. I love that song. I got up, brushed off the dust on me shorts. "Oi, Mr Comic, we have to go." I kissed Ted on the cheek and waited for Cody and JJ. We were met by the cameras as they filmed our appearance. Me in front and Cody and JJ by my sides. As we came to Gorilla, we were met by the Clone Crew. I'm surprised PJ is siding with the Queen Bitch as she bro-shattered his heart. "You first. Go warm up the crowd then we'll show them what real talent looks like. "They screwed me with the dirty looks (oo-er!) they shot like arrows at me. Well I took out their arrows and broke'em like sticks. They made their entrance as Justin introduced them with surrounding cheers. "Pukage much or is it that just me?" Cody shrugged and JJ laughed. Good! Great to see someone gets my sense of humour. Justin introduced Cody first and his music started playing. I kissed him again. "Good luck."
"I love you." he whispered back. I could've sworn the wedding bells were going off in my head. Justin started introducing us and the music started playing.
"Let's do this thing." JJ said to me. I smiled, so ready to kick some big fat plastic ass. We walked out, scowling and shouting threats at the crew. We jumped onto the apron and Cody opened the ropes for us. We went up to the clones shouting insults at them all. I was all too tempted to say fuck the match and get DQ'd and just go right after them. Cody and JJ stepped onto the apron and let me start the match. Against Queen Cliatch (Combo of Clone and Bitch, its good huh?). Let the destruction begin. This bitch would see the butterfly tat making a frequent appearance.