You know you're in band when…
The saxophone section leader is known as Mr. Saxobeat.
"Jane, make me a Panini!" Michael yelled across the practice field. Jane rolled her eyes. It was bad enough that all the guys asked for sandwiches but Michael had just got all sandwich-specific on her. This was to be expected from him though. He was the hilarious trouble-making one after all.
"Hey Jane, they have this song called Mr. Saxobeat. I wonder if they have a Ms. Fluteobeat too?" Jane held back the smile. "I don't think so, Mr. Saxobeat." Michael smiled as he picked up his tenor sax and walked back to his spot in the drill. Jane picked up her flute and jogged across the field to her spot.
She knew Mr. Saxobeat would never admit it, but he had a teensy-weensy crush on her.
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