~Kaila~
Fast forward to after the match since I am such a bloody lazy arse bitch and can't be fucked. No one told me I had to write everything! As JJ was beating up Princess Cliatch (Eve, se major slag), I saw PJ taunting Cody. Cody was doing his best to ignore, but then I heard Cody jump off the apron quicker than you can say Cody Rhodes. He started going at it with PJ (Oo-er!). I saw JJ go for the pin and decided to go help my man out. I jumped off the apron and got in-between them. PJ kicked my stomach but I didn't retaliate, luckily my "anger-management" problems didn't bloody fire up. Bollocks do I have anger management issues! Biggest bunch of shit coming out of Mr Butt Ugly's ass since- well- since well ever. He don't half talk a lot of shit though! After some rustle and tussle JJ came down to help me out. We got in-between them with our backs to each other and pushed against the man we were facing. PJ stopped struggling with JJ, and I was working on calming down Cody. "Cody, honey. Calm down. What did he say, hun?" I am such a softie when it comes to him.
"He said you were cheating on me and that you were real good last night." He whispered sadness painfully obvious in his voice. PJ, you shall die, you shit-stirring motherfucker! "I'm sorry for exploding." Aww, he's so adorable.
"Don't be, honey. You did it to protect me. That's part of the reason why I love you. Cuz you flip out on any guy who cusses me. I was right there with you the whole night. I can't get to sleep without you lying next to me. You know that. Just think, he's dropped himself in the shit now by messing with us. Just remember, Cody. He is jealous of what we have; don't let him get into your head. He is a worthless, shit stirring bastard and that's all he ever will be. Come here." I pulled him into a tight embrace. Taking in his sweet aftershave which I bought him for his birthday. "I love you, you know that? Yeah, you flip out, but so do I. We do it to protect the other. Never think I don't love. Even if I was stupid enough to cheat and lose my baby in the process, believe me, it would not be him for a starter." I pulled away from him and kissed him. As the kiss ended, I could tell he was reassured. I really was with him all night. I never crept out to see PJ. I would never do that to Cody. The guilt would kill me. The heartbreak will kill him. I wouldn't be able to bear to see him like that. My heart pangs thinking about it. PJ pushed past us with a deathly scowl. Bitch! You get what you deserve. Which is so many job-risking things. But I would save my energy and time for Orton. Now He is worth risking my job over. So I can get some satisfaction from beating the holy British crap out of him. We got backstage and Ted ambushed (not proper ambush, but lovey dovey ambush- can someone please fucking tell me if that makes sense?) JJ. Ted made his way out to his music and we bolted it to the locker room to catch his match. Me and Cody made ourselves comfy on the couch and JJ settled for the floor. I could sense the worry about Ted. Hunico was trying it by aiming for his injured wrist. He had forgiven Cody for doing it badly at a house show. Suddenly JJ got up from the floor and made her way out of the locker room. Me and Cody got up from the sofa and jogged to catch up with her. I checked the match out on a nearby monitor and Hunico had won the match. But he and Camacho were beating Ted up, now I saw where she was coming from. She started to make a move but Cody picked her up before she could advance.
"Get off me now Cody or you'll be wearing a protective mask again for a very long time!" She stated, struggling. The only way she would get out was if she got Cody to put her down. She could not fight her way out of it. I felt my protectiveness kick in now. You don't threaten my man.
"JJ, one don't threaten him and two you can't go out there you'll get fired! So chill the fuck out!" I tried to reason with her. Okay, maybe not the best choice of words. But my brain had "Cody Threatened" echoing in my head. Not the best excuse either. She saw my point and stopped struggling. I motioned for Cody to put her down.
"Sorry Cody, I shouldn't have said that." I elbowed Cody and coughed for him to accept. His pride was bruised and he was having trouble getting over it.
"It's ok JJ, forget about it, I'm sure Kai would have been doing the same in your position." He smiled and she seemed a tad happier. I had my hand on hip like Miss Queen Bitch.
"Nuh uh, I'd have already been down there kicking ass!" I joked. I was joking, but I think she took it too seriously. I'm not going to hold that against her. Cuz I'm a nice person. To some people, anyways. Just then, as if by my freaky magic, Ted came walking by with the ref and JJ ran after him. To give them some time, me and Cody took our time walking to the trainer's room, and we picked up the trainer on the way as well. Ted had to stay out of action for the next fortnight. Bollocks. Let's super-fast forward to the next week. Me and JJ had a "disagreement" on Smackdown with Beth and Nat so on RAW it was destined for us to face them. Cheers. Wankers. And I shall call you many other names under the sun as I so see fit. As we waiting in our awesomeness at Gorilla, I was doing my lucky walking handstand and JJ was off with the fairies. Cody was walking to catering and Ted was also off with the fairies. I stopped my handstand and walked over to Ted. "Ted, hon, you okay?" Ted snapped out of it and nodded, frowning at my question. I shot him a really look not believing his spiel. "Tell me. You used to tell me everything. I was the first person you came to when the major drama went on. I know you well enough to know when you're hiding something from me." Ted sighed in defeat.
"I just feel-ug. I don't know how I feel. I just-I don't know how to explain it." stuttered Ted. I hugged him tightly, kinda knowing how he feels. "What, so you're my Dr Phil now?"
"Yeah-huh. Me and Cody are always gonna be here for ya. Even, god so forbid Cody and me break up, we'll both be there for you. If you must, it's Dr Philippa. The more, awesome and sexier version of Dr Phil." I smiled, acting up like I did in college. When I was in college I used to like-like him. But he was going out with Kristin at the time so he was taken. So I accepted being his best girlfriend. I was awesome enough to be accepted into his little crew. I was awesome! He laughed at my Kraziness. You have to admit, I am awesome. Vain momento. Our new joint music Fallen Angels by Black Veil Brides played and out we came to more intense booing than Beth and Nattie, but some fans had taken a mighty big old shine to us. That match was intense, going backwards and forwards between our two teams. Beth hit JJ with the Glam Slam, but she managed to kick out at two. Beth tagged in Nattie while she was still out who placed her in the Sharpshooter. I could see the desperation on JJ's face as she tried to drag herself to the ropes when finally I ran in clotheslining her and punching Beth square in the face. This had to be the longest divas match in a long time. JJ got up using the ropes as help as I catapulted Nattie into the ropes. We looked at each other and grinned, Poetry in Motion, Hardy tribute, we send you love boys! I crouched down and JJ ran forward using her to elevate myself and hit Nattie with the leg lariat. As Nattie crumpled to the floor, I suicide dived on to Beth to keep her down, I botched the landing and ended up smacking into the guard rail. JJ quickly went for the cover on Nattie to get the win. As the ref held her hand in victory and the crowd actually cheered us. I continued the beat down on Beth when I saw what happened to JJ. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That is it! Time for some real pain. Luckily, I had one of my little feelings and called in a favour from Lawler. I asked him to keep a good ol' friend of mine, under the announcer's table and should I need it he is to give to me. I walked over to him and he dug under the table and pulled out my very good friend, my very lucky, very damaging and very very dangerous, shiny black baseball bat. I marvelled its beauty before sliding into the ring. Without warning, I did my lucky baseball swing and connected with his back which was still a tad sore from being chucked down some stairs. He doubled over, chair collapsing next to him. I dropped my bat and picked up the chair. I smiled evilly and turned the bastard over. I laid the chair over his taped up chest and walked over to the turnbuckle. I climbed it and prepared myself for the pain I was about to get. I jumped and did a leg lariat on him. The pain shot through my leg and the steel connected with my flesh. That was gonna leave a mark in the morning. I grabbed my bat and left the ring, taking JJ with me. I put her arm over my shoulder and carried her backstage where I was met by Cody and Ted. I was exhausted. Ted took JJ from me and carried her bridal style to the trainer's room. I made Cody take a detour to the locker room so I could pack away my baseball bat. Then Cody helped me limp my way to the trainer's room. He opened the door and helped me in. JJ was on the bed asleep, Ted was sitting in a chair facing her with his head in his hands. Cody sat down on the chair opposite him and pulled me onto his lap. He hugged me like a baby and comforted me as I drenched his shirt with tears.