A/N:Still not sleepy so look at that 2 fics posted on one day....actually I won't be publishing these until I get back home where we have internet and cable unlike here at my grandmom's house.....
Real is so Overated
Edward's Pov
I looked up at the clock and realised that it was about 11:35pm,nearly 2hours later than when I usually went home. "Hey Edward",a voice said tossing some keys at me."HEY YOU COULD WARN A PERSON FIRST COULD YA!!!!",I screamed as the keys hit me square in the eye and fell to the ground leaving me with an black eye."Sorry but I did warn ya",blonde girl said as she waved her hand back at me and walked out the room."HOW THE HECK IS SCREAMING MY NAME WARNING ME THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO THROW SOME KEYS AT MY FACE!!!!!", I screamed at her even though she was proably out of hearing range, I slunk back into the chair I had been sitting in earlier when she decided to pelt me in the eye with a pair of keys."Well I better go tell that bastard my excuse as to why I was easedropping on his conversation so my beating by Winry will at least be less painful as if I were to walk in at around 3:00am like last time when I had been punished and put to the job of cleaning duty for starting a food fight....and it wasn't in a cafeteria or we didn't use food so much but more like office materials and supplies.
I knocked on the door and waited for an answer but didn't get one so I just kicked the door open and there was that bastard asleep at his desk and drooling all over his papers. ".....HEY WAKE UP YOU BASTARD YOU AREN'T SUPPOSE TO BE SLEEPING ON THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!.....", I screamed at him causing him to quickly wake up with a frightned look on his face but then when he spotted me the look on his face went from a frigthned one to an angered one."So you actually came huh?!,isn't it past your bed time though",he said with a smirk upon his face. "HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL EVEN AN ANT CAN SQUASH HIM!!!!", I screamed while stompping all around his office. "Now I didn't say that,did I Edo?!",he said the smirk on his face getting bigger. "Who the hell said you could call me that bastard?!", I said with an upset face,wishing I could get rid of him for good right then and there.
"Okay cut the chitchat Ed",he said with a serious expression,all trace of a smirk ever being there gone,"What were you doing spying on me and what did you hear?". "It wasn't like I was intending to easedrop, but when I heard an unfimiliar voice in here I couldn't help it",I said with a low voice as if I were afraid to say it. "Okay,and what did you hear Edward",he said looking directly at me. "Nothing", I lied for fear of what he'd do if I told him what I had heard. "Stop lying Edward,what did you hear",he said tapping his pen on his desk that he had used earlier to do his paperwork this day. "Nothing", I said again,looking down at the tip of my shoes and fiddling with my feet. "Ed I know you're lyng so just tell me what you heard",he said a little aggitated as he continued to tap his pen on his desk. "Nothing", I said again fot the third time in a row and when I looked up he was shooting me a death glare which made me look back down. "EDWARD WHAT DID YOU HEAR?!!!",he screamed as he slammed his hands on his desk and I could sense a hint of desperation behind his voice. ".......",this time I said nothing causing him to snarl at me. "....Nothing....", I said so low it sounded as if I were talking to myself and not him. "Get out",he said going back into his cool composture and sinking back into his chair."I'm s-",he cut me off,"get out Edward",he said once again this time with a threatning voice that me exit the office without another word. When I made it to the door that led outside I looked up at the clock and realised it was around 1:45am and I knew a pissed off Winry would be the first thing I saw when I opened the door to my house. "Damn.....", I said to myself as I took the keys to the building out my pocket and left them on a desk near the door for that bastard to lock up the place when he got ready to leave and go home.
15minutes later
"HEY I'M HOME!!!", I yelled as if I were some important person coming back home to a loving family. "EDWARD YOU IDIOT!!!!",Winry came out of nowhere and began to pelt me with anything within her grabbing range. "Winry please",Al said as he slowly came toward her to help get her off of me or proably say a few more words and wimp out and back away again."Shutup Al!!!",Winry screamed as she grabbed him by the arm with one hand and began pelting me with him. "WINRY!!!!!!!!", Al and I yelled in unison as she continued beating me with Al using him as a weapon. So yeah maybe I wasn't an important person but I was still important to them and I was coming home to a loving family,but I just wished that when I said loving nonviolent also fit into that category.
A/N:Dont worry this will be an EdxRoy fic.....or RoyxEd fic.....but you just have to wait....it is now 1:51am and i'm still stuck on the couch.....make that 1:52am.....anyways please review and stuff.....