(Author's Note)
Darkness: Thanks sooo much for the questions! -bows- x3 This was inspired by Adeline-Eveline's 'Ask Light' fic, and I don't own DN, Ryuk OR 'Ask Light'. All I own is this fic. XD Sorry for the long wait, I've been especially busy lately. "-_-
Ryuk: So, on with the questions!
RandomKiwi
Hey there, Ryuk! Nice to meet you! My name's Alana... But you can call me Kiwi, if your heart so desires. Here's an *apple*. Hehehe.
I have a few questions... Number one:
What do you actually think of Light? I know you've kind of indifferent to these types of questions... But since you killed him you've gotta have an opinion by now. ;) He's dead, hon. Anything goes now.
Number two: If you could be a human for just one day, what would you do... (Besides devour all the apples on the planet.) Seriously, though. I'm really curious. I've talked to many of my fellow human kind and they'd LOVE to be Shinigami for a day... Just to see what it was like. So... Even if you couldn't realistically become a human for a day, just assume you somehow could.
Magic number three!: Are you superstitious at all? Three IS the magic number you know... And 13 is the worst. Hahaha... I stayed on the 13th floor of a hotel once. I guess the Shinigami spared my life that night. Thank you for that, bye the way. (And if you ever decide to leak my lifespan to me, y'know those little numbers on top of my head, please don't hesitate to let me know. ;D)
Number four: What is your biggest pet peeve? I know mine is when people come to my house and FORGET THE APPLES. I hope we can relate here, hehehe.
Number five: Is it fun to cackle? Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk... Does that work for me? No... Probably not. I think I'm more of a 'Haha... Heh...Hehehe' type of girl.
Number six: Even though Shinigami can't *you know*, have you ever had *those thoughts* about somebody... Particularly our sweetest little *Rem*? Hehe?
Sadly that is all, since my computer is about to die. Another human flaw. Gosh, we're full of so many! Am I right? Hahaha. I'd really like to hear your view on humans as a whole. Are we stupid? Hahaha... No... Wait... I can answer that one for myself.
Sorry for taking up so much time! I hope we can hook up and talk some more sometime. ;)
~ RandomKiwi
aka Lanananana :3
Dear Kiwi,
-Omnoms on apple-
... Are you sure this isn't a kiwi?
Personally, I kinda think he's like all the other humans I've met now. He thought he was different, when honestly, he really wasn't...
That's a very hard question. I guess I would just observe other people and see what they do. After all, it HAS to be more interesting than being a Shinigami... You don't want to be one. TRUST ME. WAY TO BORING...
I'm not superstitious at all. I don't really have a fears about death or bad luck because in the end, all Shinigami has the same fate. (Woah- that was deep!) Plus, it would be pretty hard to kill a God of Death. -Wink- You're welcome and I know exactly what you're lifespan is aswell as what it's supposed to be. I'm not telling! -Another wink-
My biggest pet peeve is arrogant humans. -cough cough- Yagami! -cough!- But you're right, your biggest is my second biggest pet peeve.
Yes. It's extremely fun to cackle. Why do you think I cackle frequently? Hyuk hyuk hyuk...
Uhrrm... NO? D: (Darkness: He so does... XD) SHADDUP, DARKNESS! DX
Thanks for asking, Kiwi. It was fun answering those questions, apart from THAT LAST ONE. :(
(Darkness: Oh, lighten up, Ryuk! :D) ...
The sexy Shinigami,
-Ryuk
WHOISNOTMYNAME
こんにちは,
I'm Who-chan.
It is a pleasure to meet you Ryuk.
Oh and...*magically gives apple*
Ha ha, i like apples too...
Questions!
1. Besides L, you're my favorite Character. How do you feel about that?
2. What is your favorite song?
3. How do you feel about ...Canada?
4. Become one with Russia, Da?
до свидания,
Who-chan.
Hey, Who-chan.
-eats apple like a boss- Arigato. Who can't like apples?
I'm glad that I'm you're second favourite character. Yeah, L was good guy before Light killed him. I am actually quite satisfied that I wrote Light's name in my Death Note now. :D Hyuk hyuk hyuk...
My favourite song is Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake. Fits me, doesn't it? -wink-
Hah- Which Canada? The country or the dude that Hetalia fangirls go crazy over and are currently making Light's afterlife, HELL? XD Well, even more hell. I like them both. I saw an episode of Hetalia because Light forced me to which happened to have Canada in. A little too cutesy for my liking but he seems cool. And yeah. They do have TVs in Hell.
Russia. A country? Or a Hetalia character? That's a confusing question you're asking there and I guess you would hear the same thing from everybody else who saw Hetalia... It's a good show. :T
The sexy Shinigami,
-Ryuk
Sailor L Chan
Hi Ryuk, I just wanted to ask, do you even regret killing Light? At all? He didn't deserve it! He was a good person who wanted the make the world a better place! But you ruined everything! Do you regret it or not? Why would you do this?
Dear Sailor L Chan,
I don't really regret killing Light. I did it out of boredom and someone else probably would have killed him sooner or later. Sure, I MIGHT have ruined everything, but you don't know that for sure, do you? Plus, a human who thinks they're a God never ends up becoming what they aspired to be. I hope you understand.
The sexy shinigami,
-Ryuk
9shadowcat9
Ok... Questions...
What was your opinion on Light? Do you wish L had found the notebook instead? #holds up an apple innocently#
Dear 9shadowcat9,
He's average now. Completely boring, ignorant and cocky. If L found the notebook? I don't know. L might've tested on it or used it to kill criminals too? I believe that's what humans call a hypocrite? Oh, and thanks for the apple. -eats delicious apple-
The sexy shinigami,
-Ryuk
Adeline-Eveline
Hi, Ryuk.
What was your favorite part about Earth? And don't say apples.
~Eveline
Hey, Eveline,
I'd have to say the humans who GIVE me apples. :3 And anything I find interesting. XD
The sexy shinigami,
-Ryuk.
norsegodchick13
Er, hiya,.
What did you think of Mello?
Do you like chocolate?
Do you think this is Mello? Cause it's not.
Where's Mail?
And thanks!
-Not Mello
Dear 'Not Mello',
What do I think of Mello? Urrm... He likes chocolate? O_o Alot? I don't know really, I've only met his friend's ANNOYING Shinigami, Sidoh.
Chocolate is sweet like apples. I like it a little.
Well- You say you're not Mello, but I'm getting a little more suspicious...
Mail? E-Mail? A letter? I don't know! O_o
The sexy shinigami,
-Ryuk
(Author's Note)
Darkness: Thanks again for all the questions! ^^ You all get cookies! :D -Hands over cookie- I apologize in advance for the long wait. I've been really busy and have had a huge case of writer's block. O_O Still have to finish all those oneshots... DX Anywho! Ryuk! Anything you want to say to our lovely questioners?
Ryuk: Yeah... Next time, not so many apples? I think I'm having a food baby. Yeah. A food baby. Google it.
Darkness: ... Ryuk says thanks. -_- Don't be afraid to ask some questions, guys! XD
WHOISNOTMYNAME:
(Side note: Author-san, Ha ha, I was on the Ask Light! one. I have come to realize this is really fun~ GOODBYE! Also, i like saying things in different languages, so be warned. Also, No make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry*Angry face/weird aura*. I'M OFF TO SEE THE DOCTOR(Who)!)
Darkness: Personally, I love Doctor Who. The Doctor is amazing, Matt Smith plays him really well. XD ... River Song is epic. O_O LOLOL! Listen to me ranting about Doctor Who!