(Author's Note)

Darkness: I'm sooooo sorry for not posting recently! D:

Ryuk: Damn straight you should be sorry! It's been, what, nearly 3 months now?

Darkness: Hey! A lot has been going on! T~T

Ryuk: Psssht. Yeah right. Question time~!


Geek-chan

Hiya Ryuk! I got questions for you (duh).

1. If L, Light, and Misa each had a theme song, what songs do you think would suit them best?

2. What do you think of Ryuk cosplayers?

That's all for now. Here's an apple.

Dear Geek-chan,

APPLE! :D *super OOC cute smile (that actually looks insanely creepy and- not cute at all)

A theme song? Hmm.. Well, I guess Misa would have Barbie Girl. Definitely. Light? Um... Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. :P And L. I WANT CANDY! (Darkness: Ryuk, seriously? I could think of TEN songs for each in a heartbeat.)

Ryuk cosplayers are TOO amazing. :3 Good choice to cosplay as a sexy, powerful beast such as myself! ;D (Darkness: lolno.)

Thanks,

Ryuk


9shadowcat9

Are we doing another chapter and requests? :3 Please kill Misa for me. I'll pay you with all the apples you need.

Hey 9shadowcat9,

As tempting as that sounds, I'm afraid Misa is already dead. She commited suicide by falling off a bell tower in gothic lolita clothing... Lolwhut! But I'll take those apple now, thank you. :P

Lotsa apples-IMEANLOVE!

Ryuk


WHOISNOTMYNAME

YO DUDES~! DURUFUU~!*America hero pose*

1. *eats pasta like a boss* You like pasta too, yes? *offers pasta*

2. ...Did you like it when Mat-Mat-kun shot that stupid light bulb? I laughed...Hard. Kol kol kol...

3. Ooh, Sexy Back. Good song. I like Lady Sovereign's Love Me or Hate Me. It's my theme song. *Starts jamming to Lady S.O.V.*

4. Both. Also...I LOVE YOU NOW~ First person NOT to say Who. *huggles* AND TVS IN HELL? Yay!

5. BOTTTTTHHHH~ BECOME ONE WITH MY NII-SAAAANNNNN. NOWWWW.

Tootles,

Who-Chan.

Hey Who-Chan,

Meh! Pasta's okay. XD -shrugs and digs in, coating in apple sauce-

Sorry, I have a terrible memory. Who's Mat-Mat-kun? (Darkness: REALLY, Ryuk?)

Excellent choice of song. :L I'll go listen now.

Umm... Thanks? ¬_¬

AND NO. D:

Neighh~!

Ryuk.


Adeline-Eveline

Dear Ryuk,

Is flying fun? Personally, I've always thought flying would be scary, but I want to hear your opinion.

~Eveline

Hola, Eveline

Well, I've been flying since my existence, so it's a little bit like how humans feel about walking. It can be fun sometimes and I could always fly to get away from someone. -cough cough- SIDOH! -cough cough-

Bow chika wow wow,

Ryuk

velvee

Hullo Ryuk! (yeah i said Hullo, much better than a snobby hello)

I have lots of questions for you! but first i give you a bag full of apples. Ok! here's the random shit i would ask you!

1) If you could be anything OTHER than a shingami, what would you be?

2) BESIDES apples, what is your favorite fruit?

3) would you say tomatoes count as a fruit of a vegatable?

4) Do you think Misa would have been more fun to follow around instead of Light?

5) what is your favorite dessert? yes i honestly want to know!

6) who would you follow around for a day given the option?

Ok thats all my questions Ryuk! have some more Apples, i have a tree in my back yard.

In all my random sass,

Velvee~*~*~*

Hullo, velvee!

I agree, 'hullo' is a lot better than 'hello'.

I would be an apple farmer if I wasn't a Shinigami. :D (Darkness: ... -facepalm-)

My favourite fruit besides apples? I'm not particularly picky when it comes to fruit, but maybe kiwis or strawberries? :/

Tomatoes are a fruit. They aren't grown in the ground and they have seeds inside them sooo...

Misa? HELL YES! She would've been TEN times better! Too bad she's dead now...

APPLE PIE! :D

I'd follow around Tetsuo Goto, my Japanese voice actor. I'd make him say a bunch of stuff in my voice, just to freak everybody out. :D

ijsjdfjfnjvv,

Ryuk


Sailor L Chan

Hello Ryuk, me again. Just wanted to ask another question. Light's mother and sister never knew any of this. Do you intend on telling them? Because it would make me feel a little better. P.S, I do not understand!

Sailor L Chan,

Unless they touch my Death Note, they won't be able to see me. I'd rather forget about Yagami and his God complex.

Baaaa,

Ryuk


Sailor L Chan

Hey Ryuk, me again. I just wanted to apologize for my last 2 questions. It's just, you killing Light made me so upset and when you said you don't regret it, that drove me crazy. And I think boredom can often lead to trouble, especially if it is an excuse to kill someone. But now I realize I went too hard on you to tell you how I felt. I'm really sorry. Can you forgive me please? And take this apology apple? *Tosses an apple*

Dear Sailor L Chan,

-noms on the apple- Dude. It's cool. XD

Qwerty,

Ryuk


(Author's Note)

Darkness: Phew! Now I've got those out the way, you guys can review and ask questions now! :D I'll try to update quicker this time, it's just because so much is happening right now... -_-

Ryuk: Pffft. Lazy.

Darkness: Ass.

Ryuk: BAKA.

Darkness: STFU. D:

Ryuk: HAHA I win. :3 Reviewwws?