I'm back. Some of you who read the Dots author's Note let me clarify I own IDOF2-3. And I got Yaz
back. So now the guess of the chapter. What do you think Zim meant by always on Fridays? This does
have a point in the stories.
In fact next story something evil happens on a Friday.
Chez France (Narrator)
It was about a couple days later when Helena brought out a plan they had been working on all week.
Her and Dib anyway, although however smart she was she couldn't see the evil creeping up into Dib.
Well Evil in a metaphorical matter. But that's another story.
Deep in the labs Zim and Tak are recharging peacefully. Blissfully unaware of the whole school-day
they recharged through.
Zim
My eyes shot open to a crack forming on the chamber. Voices started to leak through. Screaming
voices. Computer opened the chamber up for me to walk out as a high pitched scream slashed my
antennae. "IT'S JUST ME TAK!" The screaming stopped. Yeah, interrupting an Irkens Recharging is
not the brightest of ideas. "Oh, What are you doing interrupting us during recharging?!" Tak asked
hoarsely. I didn't even know we could get hoarse the Pak was supposed to prevent that. "It's 4:00 PM
I wanted to wake you up." Helena said. "Well it worked." I informed her. Helena looked ashamed for
a minute. "Hey, um...Dib and I would like to invite you two on a Double Date." She told us. "A Date!?"
Tak asked. "A...Date?" I asked. "Absolutely-" "NOT!" I interrupted. "Tak and I are just friends and,
Gah no!" I argued. "Oh all right, well it's at 7 PM tonight and here's the address if you change your
mind" Helena said flicking a card at me. She walked out and Tak turned on her disguise. "Tak-" I
started. "It's okay I'm...Taking...A walk" She said and walked off. I heard laughing behind me. "Wow
Master really likes you. Now you're a Clueless idiot!" I heard Mimi laugh. "What!? Why didn't you
tell me?!" I asked erratic. " I kind of figured you find out clueless, or you'd come talk to me." Mimi
said shrugging. "About what?" I asked glaring. "I know you've been more confused than that Chicken
GIR ate whole last week." Mimi said. "Fine I'll talk" I hissed raising my hands like I'd been caught.
"Now what am I supposed to talk about?" I asked boredly. "Well Clueless idiot, your feelings." Mimi
said. "What? I don't have to!" I hissed. "Aw, but I thought you liked Mistress!" Mimi whined. "I'm not
sure about that." I said looking away. "Why did you risk your life to save hers?" Mimi asked. "Because
it was...Moral." I hissed. "But You're Irken, you aren't Moral. Your love for her overpowered your
fear of Rain, your hate of others, and Your Irken heritage" Mimi told me. I rolled my eyes. "Right, and
you're going to say that I'm less Irken now?" I asked. "In a way, you're more Human than anyone who
wants to live would tell you." Mimi told me. I heard her scurry away. "I am not!" I argued. "My
question is do you like Mistress or not?" I scoffed. " I don't know, I wouldn't want to hurt her more. I
wouldn't want her to die." I started. "If you found her making out with Skoodge what would you do?"
Mimi asked. "What?" I asked confused. "Just act like he's some sort of tall handsome male Irken idol"
I nearly laughed, that was so hard to imagine. "I wouldn't like it very much. But she wouldn't either" I
said stifling a laugh. "Or if she made out with Dib." I glared and hissed at Mimi. " Right... I'll take that
as you wouldn't like it very much" Mimi said pawing my face. "Why don't you ever go out of your
cat suit?" I asked. "The Zipper's stuck. I think it's when you dropped that laser of Mistress's on my
head and it went off." Mimi hissed. I grinned. "Take this seriously! Irk, you have an attention span of a
Blumbee." Mimi hissed. I rolled my eyes. "Yes Yes, I'm sorry I gave you a headache." I said
sarcastically. "Quite." She said. I thought about it. Er...No? My voice said even it was unsure. I
picked up the card. "You-You're actually doing something about it?" Mimi asked. "Maybe you aren't
as big an idiot as I thought." She muttered. I grinned. "But hopefully this will click in your mind her
disguise makes her look more like your mother than your date. And I don't want the CSP coming to get
you because it looks like you were making out with your mother." I glared at her. "I'll give you a new
costume." Mimi said. "I don't like where this is going..." I muttered. "It won't hurt."
The Mall (Tak)
"So what do you think I should do?" I asked. "Give him time he'll wise up, men are so hard-headed"
Courtney replied. "Thanks Courtney" I said. "Anytime" I walked off, she was right. I shouldn't rush
Zim into anything I mean he isn't like me who can adjust to...Returning from 11 months in space.
"Hey Tak!" I cringed at the voice. Helena. "Did Zim change his mind?" Helena asked running towards
me. "Zim change his mind? He'd just as soon hand me off to Dib!" I said laughing. "Maybe if you were
going to shoot Dib that be a possibility on his behalf." Helena joked. "Yeah, maybe." I said looking
away. While for some reason Zim rejected ALL of the humans standards I embraced them knowing
that we'd be here for the rest of our lives. "Besides he wouldn't care about me anyway, if I dropped
dead, he'd be happy" I said looking away. "A kitty told me you were wrong, Mimi!" Helena called.
Mimi jumped towards me. "Mistress Zim wants to talk to you" Mimi said. "About what?" I asked.
"He knows he has to grovel to get me back there!" I hissed. "Right... So says the Irken who hunted
him for 2 years and then gave up when they were captured and then kissed him, how much groveling
did he do then?" Mimi said. "Oh and 7:00 Chez France, he changed his mind." I grinned and nodded.
"I'll see what he has to say" I said and walked off.
I walked to his base. "Why is the door open?" I asked. Probably GIR...Again. "Hi Tak!" A person
whom looked about my disguises age yelled scaring me half to death, but not enough to keep me from
defending the base. I loomed over him with my Pak legs. "Who are you and what have you done with
Zim?!" I asked holding lasers out, but he had a force field on. "I AM Zim!" He said pushing me off.
"Prove it!" I hissed. "I had my Pak legs out!" He said insulted. "Oh. So this is what you wanted to
talk about." I said blushing. He nodded. "Yes, what did you think my base is incompetent?" He asked.
"Actually if someone tried to take Master I'd let them" Computer said. Zim glared. Wow his disguise
was good this time. His skin was humanish and all that. "So...7 O' clock?" I asked. He nodded. "So
why did you change your mind?" I asked. " I owe you a lot. Saving your life only makes up half of
drifting is space for 11 months, this is the other half" Zim told me.
Chez France (Zim)
We walked in uneasily. Stupid humans and their "Rituals" I dreaded this disguise, it made me feel...
human. And that is a horrible feeling. "Ah yes glad you guys could make it!" Helena said. We nodded
and sat down. "So...How does this thing go?" I asked. "Not a clue!" Helena said. I groaned, longest
Day ever. I hate Earth.
So It seems as if Tak and I have been asleep for an hour using our innate Invader survival skills of
sleeping with our eyes open. I can only imagine what this looks to Dib and Helena, but when I try I
laugh at their confused faces. Although on the flip side Tak might think I challenged them to some
elaborate staring contest. Either way I was blissfully unaware of anything going on. A nice skill that
living with GIR for 2 years will teach you. I had quietness to think. Maybe those annoying questions
of Tak's annoying SIR unit Mimi asked. That I ignored. I felt my hand burning oddly, but it was
numbed out from my little dark empty corner world. I blinked and looked down, oh, my hand was on
fire. "Finally you noticed! I was getting kind of worried when the candle fell on you and you took a
half hour to notice your glove caught fire." Helena said. "Um... Well yes! I'm amazing I have pain
tolerance!" I lied. "Actually I think he was asleep, he had a weird glazed over look in his eyes" The
Dib-worm hissed. It was only Partially true, I was completely awake, just half asleep. "Here he's zoned
out again I'll wake him up" I heard the Filth say. Then I had horrible burning on me. Worse than fire.
"Ack!" I yelled. Everyone stared at me and I put the candle on my hand again, it was heaven compared
to this! I raised it at them and they looked away. Now with a slight twitch compared to the Irken inside
my disguise, whom was having a whole little fest of getting the water off of me and keeping my Pak
dry. "Eh?" Tak asked noticing my little twitches of pain. To her this would seem like I'm having a Pak
blackout, to me it's...PAIN! "Fine Dib-stink you want a fight?" I hissed. Tak grabbed me. Correction
she clawed me. Next time I claw Dib I'll have a point of reference. I grit my teeth and glared at her.
"I'm on Fire, covered in water and now you're clawing me. I knew we shouldn't of come!" I hissed.
"Zim I know as well as you do, you have no means for starting fights anymore." Tak said trying to
hold me down. "Did the Dib worm set you on fire?" I asked trying to escape her horrifying painful
grip. "You brought it on yourself" Dib said laughing. I felt my skin peel off as I jumped on Dib and we
got into a fight. With Tak still clawing me. "Gah! Hey." Helena said surprised. "Hey!" I ignored her.
"HEY!" I heard gunshots and saw Helena holding up the same machine guns that killed half the staff
of the Massive. I gasped and scurried under the table. I heard yelling from my little Table tent thing.
After 15 minutes I was asleep. Completely ignoring everything else. I sighed my little dark corner
world was a lonely one. I wouldn't dare admit it, but if Tak wasn't here and something happened to
GIR, even if I still had a mission I'd kill myself. It's like Skoodge and his whole he's sulking from the
Empire crud, having the guilt of a thousand lives on your hand doesn't bother me. It's having the guilt
of having only one live on your hand and that life acting like a human with ADHD and acting like a
smeet. Killing that just doesn't feel right. That's partially why SIR units kill themselves after a mission.
Because they don't want to see their masters kill themselves, but they always do. My mind wandered
to Tak, exactly where does she stand with me? Friends? Acquaintances? Enemies? What? I mean we
share a glance at each other everyday, maybe make up last names for each other so we can make
glaring and hissing more effective. But we stand up for each other at Skool, erm... that's it. I would
have asked that had I not been zoned out. "Irk I'm getting too good at Zoning out" I said blinking.
"I noticed." Tak said. I jumped not noticing Tak crawled under the table. (And hitting my head)
"So...Tak where do you stand on terms with me?" I blurted out. She looked up. "Friends." She replied
I grinned and sighed. "Why?" She asked. "Nothing...Char" I hissed. "Risse" She said and we got out
from under the table.
This isn't so bad...
On a Dark Mysterious Planet
"Perfect, just continue to push closer...Soon enough you two will give me what I want..."
Anyone else know who said that? It's obvious. And there was WAY too much foreshadowing this
chapter, Don't worry Dots will update soon enough, I have to bloody look over the chapter 90 million
times "Oh look I left that out" "Oh nope too big a gap fixing!" I hate big chapter ones. And the last
names they gave each other! Char and Risse, look on my profile and you'll get it and yes Zim phased
in and Out of Character, I'm working on that
And another thing, I demand Reviews. I have two buttons on my Keyboard a Fluff button and a Kill
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