Author's Note
Darkness: HOLY CRAPOLA! We have eight questions now! Thanks soooo much! :)
Ryuk: Well at least this chapter didn't take THREE months to write.
Darkness: You're as guilty as I am in this-... ¬_¬
Ryuk: MAGICAL QUESTION SPARKLE PARTY~~ 8D
Jazzie Louise
Hiya Ryuk JazzieLouise here! I come bearing questions and apples! *Holds out basket full to the brim with juicy red apples.* Okay, question time!
*1 Could you please make sure that Light suffers in the afterlife? *You may use any method that you want.*
2* Could you please bug and annoy Rem? Make Rem suffer alongside Light and tell them both that it's for L. Please?
3* I know that you said that you support neither L or Light, but if I said that I would destroy all the apples in the world if you didn't pick, who would you side with?
4* Why do you like apples so much anyway? Why do you have such an obsession with them?
Meh. That all I can think of for now. I'll let you know if I think of anymore questions. And yes I will bring more apples as payment. Bye for now!
-JazzieLouise
Hey, JazzieLouise! Can I call you JL?
...I'm pretty sure he's suffering a lot right now from all of the Hetalia Canada fangirls and Kira haters beating him up via FanFiction.
She's gone, dude. I wish I could make her suffer, but she's D-E-A-D.
L! I WOULD CHOOSE L! D8 PLEASE DON'T DESTROY THE ONLY THING THAT'S KEEPING ME SAAAANE!
Okay. Lemme explain this to you so you'll understand a bit more. Shinigami apples taste like sand, crap and mud all rolled into a crusty, rotten shell. Surviving on them is pretty much a last resort, IF you would rather live than eat that. Now compare that to a beautiful, ripe, juicy and sweet fruit that I 'supposedly' have an obsession with. ...Get the picture?
Baaaa,
-Ryuk
L'sFAN
So sup ryuk umm I have a couple quistions for you
how long have you been alive or dead or whatever you are?
2.I think I'm gonna fail on my rport card and my Mom will totally freak out how should I handle it I mean you must be really wise right?
it was up to you would L have died?
you like green apples?
you like Rem?
L and Light gay I mean you got to watch everything Light did so you would now?
Dear L'sFAN
In existence? I'm not quite sure, time just moves so fast... T.T -deep moment!-
Ehh. Well, you really shouldn't be asking a Shinigami for advice, we aren't exactly the best at being Agony Aunts. 8D
Probably not. I'm not sure. If I killed L, then things could've gotten a lot more interesting, plus, I would've helped Light. But I don't know...
NO. I don't trust them. They look like the Shinigami World's apples. GOD DAMMIT, NO.
Rem was okay. She wasn't too bad, I guess. I only think that she was a bit too protective of Misa, though. Let a girl fend for herself every once and a while, y'know?
... I fear that if I answer that, Light will rip my head off when I next see him. Take that as a yes.
Nyabahaba,
Ryuk
L'sFAN
Sorry me again why do you hate Snow White
...
A beautiful apple should not be used for such a horrendous act like murder. ¬_¬
Ryuk
Sailor L Chan
Hello again Ryuk. Since we're cool with each other now (we are right?), I was hoping to ask you some questions.
1: How would you feel if a girl picked up the Death Note instead of Light?
2: Did you really follow Light everywhere he went? Even in some places that required him to have some privacy? Just wondering.
3: Do you know anything regarding that new Shinigami?
P.S: Here's another apple just for the hell of it. *Tosses another apple, this time with a smile*
Dear Sailor L Chan,
I think it'd be interesting. After a while, they might use it for defence or "show the world that females are superior". But I'd be open to it. (Darkness: ... ¬_¬ -Is a strong feminist-)
Well, I didn't LITERALLY follow every step he took, like if he went into the bathroom, I'd wait in his room or outside the door or something.
The guy with the red, spiky hair? Yeah, I have a feeling it's Yagami. But I could be wrong, so don't take my word for it.
Thanks! :D -noms on apple-
Moo,
Ryuk
EmoChickThatLooksLikePein
Hiya! I'm Pein-sama, nice to meet you~!
I actually am not a big Death not fan (I used to be XP), and I'm actually huge on-
Karkat: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING?
Me: ...*sighs* I'm writing to Ryuk...
Sollux: And who the hell ii2 that?
Me: He's-
Terezi: 4ND WHY DO3S H3 T4ST3 SO W3IRD?
Me: Well-
Equius: D-Is he STRONG?
Me: Uh-
Eridan: does he havve a wwand
Me: N-
Vriska: Does he like spiders? ::::::::D
Me: I-
Gamzee: DoEs ThE MoThErF*cKeR lIkE pIeS? hOnK.
Me:...
Tavros: uH, I THINK WE SHOULD, uH, LET PEIN ASK HER QUEASTIONS.
Me: Thank you Tavs, but you all asked enough already.
Me: Well, those were the questions. ...Next Time, I won't bring the trolls...
Signed,
Pein, The Homestuck Fan.
Dear Pein,
Wow. That's a unique handful of friends you've got there...
To answer your first question, I'm a Shinigami, also known as a Death God.
I probably taste weird because I'm not human, or something that's edible. ...
Yes. I'm strong. LIEK A MAN. 8D (Darkness: LIEK A BAWS! XD -shot-)
I don't have a wand, but I'd LOVE one. Do you have one?
Spiders are pretty cool, I like them a lot.
Apple pies? Yes.
Yeah... That was... different.
Uhhm...
Ryuk
Emo-gothic-emotionless-girl
Hi well i am in love with L and i dont care wat u say he is still alive and i will avenge his death if u make me believe he is dead by killing Rem beacause Lights already dead and misa killed herself like the whimp she is...anywaysssa
(1) if you get bored can u i dont know drop the death note into america in i dont kno south jersy into a tiny city i just so happen ro live in(holds worlds largest apple infrint of me)
(2) wats ur fave animal myn is a panther
(3) if u could chose wat coler you are wat wud you change it to and you have to chane it ro a color full one
And ah i dont have any more but beware i may come again naw im kiddin bout the beware part but oh well oh yeah i still think u shimigami are to cute all i wanna do is cuddle you ur that cute
Dear Emo-gothic-emotionless-girl,
Good luck with that. (Darkness: -smacks Ryuk- BE NICE!)
Like I said in the last chapter, I don't do requests. I am sorry, but I'll be more than happy to take that apple~ :D
My favourite animal? SEXY SHINIGAMI BEASTS!
What colour? Umm... How about black? Black is an awesome colour.
Thanks for the questions!
Ryuk
Anonymous man in the mirror
Hi Ryuuk,I would like to have these questions answered please, 1)Do you know how shinigami's ebcome shinigames, and if so, how? 2) What is the King of Death like? 3) Why the hell is Light so annoying, and I mean besides his god complex? 4)How many names would you think are written in your death note? 5) You are amazing, and this is not a question, i want to be like you. 6) I seriosly doubt you would really be anyone's slave (refrence to bringing sexy back)That is all, thank you. Here are the apples *hands over le apples*
Hey Anonymous man in the mirror,
Some Shinigami's come into existence through their experiences with the Death Note, using it, dying, THEN being sent to the Shinigami realm to start their new lives as Death Gods. Other than that, I'm not quite sure.
He's a pimp. He has bitches and everything.
THANK YOU! SOMEONE WHO FINDS HIM ANNOYING! :D I don't know, he's just so damn ignorant and pissy it's unreal. T.T
...7,000,000,0apple-ty2. That's just an estimate.
Thanks, man! :D
Aaah, that is true, I wouldn't be anyone's slave. Well perceived!
It's been a pleasure answering your questions.
Ryuk
icecatfire
ok first off you are hilarious! and my question is what did you think when light freaked out and tried to claw through the wall when there was a unlocked and open door not 3 FEET TO HIS RIGHT! personally i feel off my bed laughing my ass off! XD XD XD *drives truck full of apples and gives to you* it was right before you killed him.
Dear icecatfire,
Thanks! I try my best! (Darkness: You mean /I/ try /my/ best.) ...Shut up, Darkness.
All that was going through my head was, "You fuckin' lost it, guy." I know, right? So funny. XD
ZOMGTRUCKLOAD! -noms-
Thanks so much!
Ryuk
Author's Note
Darkness: UUUUGH, finally done. -.- But still, it was a lot of fun! :D Thanks so much for the wonderful comments and questions! Stay creative and positive, guys! Oh, and before I forget, for all you Hetalia fans out there, I'm going to be doing plenty of Spamano and USUK for you guys~! ;D
Ryuk: Nobody gives a shit about your Hetalia crap.
Darkness: AW! D: RYUK, STFU!
Ryuk: Always so funny. XD Keep on reviewing, see ya soon!