~Kaila~
JJ hugged me, smiling. I mouthed "You lovebirds make up?" Ted nodded, smiling. JJ pulled away, laughing. "That just completed my day. I never got round to giving her a beat down." Capt'n Kaila at your service, ready to do some kick ass.
"You are more than welcome. But I'd happily do it again. I enjoyed beating on her sorry ass." I didn't tell her what the bitch said, I'm not going to ruin her day. Even if I was doing in her honour. I'll bother Cody later with it. Maybe. We went to the movies later anyway; we managed to convince Ted to see the new Underworld movie. Considering he normally hates those kinds of movies. Not that me and Cody were paying any real attention. We used the darkness as a cover for a make out session. Anyway, we got to the arena. There was me and JJ actually looking forward to our match and we find out the matches have been switched around. Each team has been split up. I gots me a very sneaky feeling that Bischoff had something to do with this. A very, very bad sneaky feeling. Anyway the matches were: Cody&Kaz Vs Miz&Steiner, Ted&AJ Vs Wade&Gunner, Me&JJ Vs Randy&Bully. Those matches were in reverse order as it was me and JJ up first. After getting changed we walked to gorilla with the boys not far behind us. I wish they gave some of these matches before. It's gonna be so fun. Except if we get hurt, which is unlikely but I'm not putting anything past them two. Bully was- well, he was big and Orton wasn't exactly Kelly. Our music hit and I was yanked out with the guys behind us. We climbed in the ring to immense cheering from the crowd I mean I liked being a heel, but just to know that the crowd are cheering for you, that's an energy booster. Randy and Bully came out moments later, Bischoff and Flair behind them. Again, with the very bad feeling.
"Ted, Cody watch the old folks, they'll get involved if they get the chance." Hehe, old is not the word I would use. More like freakin' Ancient! But of course the only way they would know that was if they read this and god so help me if anyone did. A scowl very very evident on my face and Cody pulled me back to stop me from beating the shit out of 'em now.
"I got Orton." I still unfinished business with this dude, and I would take on Bully should he get involved. Bully started off so I got out and JJ stayed in, they circled, I was anxious as there was a huge difference between JJ and Bully. I stomped on the steps, and tried to rile up the crowd. I heard the mat shaking and looked back to see JJ elbowing Bully's heart. But before she could do another one, he caught her leg, tripping her up and making her fall flat on her pretty face. Bully tagged Orton, okay, now I was getting excited. She backed up, but in Bully and Randy's corner. He was blocking me from JJ. He was stood a few feet away his legs open (oo-er) as he stared her down. She ran forward and he prepared himself. I put out my extended hand. JJ got the baseball slide spot on. She tagged me in. I had the biggest smile on my face. Time to do battle me thinks, you wanker. "Hey Randy." He turned around and I karate kicked him. Swiftly like a champion. Considering I am a black belt. Mwahaha. Time to get your ass kicked. I entered the ring and shot Bischoff and Flair a very mean looking scowl. Meanwhile, Randy has gotten his ass off the mat and was standing. He tried to do the sleeper but I jumped down taking him with me. I got up and started up a flurry of kicks. He was down and in position. I climbed to the turnbuckle and felt the rope shake. I lost balance and fell so I was sitting on the turnbuckle. I saw Bischoff smiling and Bully and Flair distracting the ref. I sent an "I'ma kill you look" to him. I got down and leant into the turnbuckle. Randy had seen and was running towards me. I ducked out from under him, panting. He snogged the turnbuckle. He had done what I had done, but without energy. I ran faster into him and sent him further into the turnbuckle. I grabbed his head and done a running bulldog on him. I felt like it was time. I did Dream Street without a hitch. Love me was done like that as well. At Cross Rhodes I could see Bischoff talking to Bully. I motioned for JJ to stop Bully from interfering. I done Destiny Slam and went for the pin. 1, 2, 3. I pushed Orton out of the ring and got up, the ref holding mine and JJ's wrists in victory. Cody hugged me from behind and Ted did the same to JJ. JJ got handled her title and we hugged it out. I massaged my shoulder as it was still killing me from earlier. "How on all that is purple did you put up with him, I will never know." It wasn't necessarily a point of sarcasm more like disbelief.
"You three, go back to Gorilla." Ted said to us, going all protective. I cross my arms and shot him a look. "I've got AJ and I need to call in a favour from Wade anyway."
"Okay, what is it with you guys and favours?" JJ asked, looking really confused. I smiled.
"We're nice to some people and we do favours for them. So we call em in when we need them. The only reason Cody doesn't have any is cuz everyone thinks he's a douche. Except us lot of course. We put up with him for our sanity. I put up with him cuz I think he's gorgeous. "I whispered the last sentence in JJ's ear. Which earned me a "what are you on about?" look from Cody. "C'mon, JJ, AJ's going to look after Ted and if Ted is hurt any more than he already is, well I will hold Stu personally responsible and deal with him personally. I have this 'I'm going to destroy someone feeling' and I don't ignore my gut feelings."
"Kai! Hey Kaila!" shouted a really annoying voice from the titantron. I recognised se voice as Eve (I'm being civil. Not a good look on me) and asked for a mic.
"That's me now what do you want? Another ass-kicking? I'll be all too happy to oblige to do that one. "I answered not really sarcastic just speaking truth. Then another victim of the Kaila Beating Parade stepped into the frame. "Oh it's you. Ready for some more, or you joining her in the "Let's hate Kaila." campaign. I mean it's a good campaign, gots some big names signed up. I, myself would probably sign up but since its bout me, I can't. Plus I love myself too much to do that. Now that's an ego breaker. Ya either love me or hate me."
"Well-" I didn't let her finish, I mean dude, I was on a roll.
"I mean, there are few things you can hate bout me. Okay, I'm not the smartest diva; I've never really been the sharpest crayon in the box. I'm definitely not the sanest diva; I know I have got more than few screws up in my head loose. Okay, I'm certainly not some Barbie, Plastic, So Fantastic biatch who kisses people's asses to get to the top. I work my ass off, and then I go back for some more. Okay, that sounded wrong but you get the point. Okay, I'm not the smiliest diva. I do not remember that my contract stating: Must never lose smile. Actually, that might have been in there, but that's not the point. But what I know I am is caring, loyal and definitely not afraid to kick ass for my friends' behalf as well as my own. Now, you of all people, Little Miss Angelina Ballerina, should know that, I mean, let's take into consideration, the training match earlier in the day. You insulted my friends and you paid for it. You may have history with JJ, but that is down in the dirt and buried 6 feet under, you do not reignite the flame but getting me to kick your pissy blonde ass. It just proves my point, you insult anyone of us and the others will soon follow all ready to rip you a new one. So, I know I'm rambling, the message, keep ya mouths shut, don't talk shit bout people, especially ones who can boot your ass back to where it came from, and we'll all be just fine. Now, what were you saying?" They just stood there, gobsmacked. I laughed. I turned round to see the crew, laughing. I can ramble on and not really give a shit, as long as I get my point across.
"Enough of your irrelevant speeches, Fern, I want a rematch. I let you win. I meant every word I said earlier." Okay, Ballerina. Yous got yourself a deal.
"Let me win, my ass. I beat you fair and square. I know you meant every word you said, that's why you got beat. But since you want another shot at the wonder that is me. I got 3 words for ya: Bring. It. On."
"I got a few conditions. 1) Its tonight. 2) it's in a Hell in a Cell." She finished. I smirked. I am your worst competitor in a Hell in a Cell.
"And, that my friend is another mistake. Hell in a Cell are my best matches. And whether you like it or not. You will lose. You better put your effort or the pain you will suffer will probably end up being a whole load worse. Plus, if ya want, it can be right damn now. But, I'll give ya a chance to 'prepare' and oohhh- Me gots a good idea. Let's make it the main eventer. No backsies now. You're in it deep. Byeee." They faded out and AJ's music started playing. "JJ you sure about staying here?" She nodded, adamantly. Stubborn woman. I really am rubbing off on her. Hehehe. "First sign of trouble, I don't care if AJ is here, I will freaking come down here and beat the shit out of people. We'll be back." Arnie Schwarzenegger moment. hehehe. AJ got into the ring and me and Cody slid out. We walked back out and waited for Wade & Gunner to make their appearance. I meant what I said, first sign of trouble, I will start to deal some pain.