Alec's POV
I was bored. Very, very bored. Volterra is boring! Heidi walked past my door and I threw the computer at her. It crashed against her skin and I had an uncontrollable fit of laughter. She glared at me and continued to walk down the hall. I ran out of my room and into the hallway.
"Heidi, guess what?" I yelled.
"What?" she asked as she looked into the mirror.
"You're fat!" I screamed as I laughed.
"Alec. You. Did. Not. Just. Say. That. I. Will. Kill. You!" she screamed as she lunged at me.
I ran for my life into the throne room. Aro was reading a weird magazine with a lady that had barely any clothes on the cover. "Oh, hey, umm, what's up?" he asked as he threw the magazine away.
"Heidi's a psychopath! She's trying to kill m—" Heidi caught me and ripped me to shreds.
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Marcus threw me across his lap and put on his glasses. (Why the llama's milk does he wear those?) He pulled out a glass box labeled Marcus's Sewing Box. He began to sew me back together.
"You see, Alec? The moral of the story is that the next time you call Heidi fat, you run first," he said.
I nodded. But there would never be a next time.
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