~Kaila~
Ted and AJ's match went off without a hitch and so did Cody and Kaz's. I stayed by gorilla during the matches. I practised a lucky dance routine before welcoming Cody back to my side. Yes I am protective of him. And what? I let little Miss Prissy and Tissy go out first so she could see some real flair and talent. She entered the cage with a smile on her face. I doubt she'll have that smile on her face by the end of this. "Play Stronger." Kanye West's Stronger blasted throughout the arena. I took Cody's hand and he led me out there, ready to take part in my favourite match. I extended my arm so it was over his shoulder. I kissed his cheek, smiling. "Don't leave, go on commentary, don't get involved if it goes outside." I whispered in his ear, there is no way in hell am I letting him get hurt, not if I can help it. He kissed me in return and nodded. "I love you, Cody."
"I love you too Kaila." He murmured in my ear, before I entered the Cell. I sauntered into the cage, marvelling it in its beauty. I slid into the ring and climbed onto the turnbuckle, lifting up my right hand pointing to the ceiling of the cage and smiled. I riled up the crowd to love me more. I jumped and turned to face se biatch. I smirked evilly as the 'woman' trash talked me.
"Trash talk me all you want, it's not going to get you anywhere. Just in more pain than you can imagine." I answered, shaking out my limbs tryna loosen up my muscles. The bell rung its signature 3 times. We circled each other before locking up. I let her push me into the turnbuckle and the ref started to count. She let me go and I kicked her stomach. I done a facebreaker to the knee and slid out of the ring. I lifted up the apron and pulled out a chair. I took it and slid back into the ring. I took the chair and started with a flurry of hits everywhere and anywhere. Well, every trainer and medical personnel in the country will tell you it is highly not recommended that you enter these matches with me as I know how to do damage. Guilt less and everything else. She was on the mat and I decided to make her limpy, so I done a Mark Henry and slid Love's foot into the chair. I jumped onto the chair and she shot up shouting in pain. Well this was a mistake, you have the price to pay. I took the poor chair off her ankle and dragged her out of the ring. I irish whipped her into the wall of the cage and she slumped there, out of energy and full of pain. I backed up to the apron and rammed my shoulder into her stomach forcing her to double over in pain and deeper into the cage. I got up and yanked her up with me. I shoved her into the pole and wrapped her arms tightly around it. I took my foot and shot swiftly aimed kicks at her back. And just to add more injury, I kicked her in the head just for good measure. Her head bounced off the pole and she swirled and stumbled like me when I'm pissed as a coot drunk. "You want to play? You want to insult JJ now? You want to insult Ted now?" I did an Edge-o-matic, the dude helped train me, he gets occasional tributes, and slammed her face into the mat. I got down on my knees, and repeatedly slammed her face into the mat. "Want to mess with us now, Love?" I picked her up and slammed her back into the pole again. I took her and chucked her ass into the ring. I lifted her leg for the cover, god so help her if, somehow, she kicked out. 1, 2, 3. The bell dinged again. My wrist was lifted in victory once again. I was out of breath but unhurt. I slid out of the ring, smiling. I waved goodbye to the crowd and exited my Cell. Only to be ambushed by Cody. We walked back to the locker room. Where we see, Alex Shelley of all people. I give him a weird look, and looked inside to see Ted, looking pissed, JJ, looking well- like she just broke up a fight she would've love to have seen and AJ just looking like he was going to kill someone. I brought my head back round to Shelley with an evil look in my eye. "Up, Shelley, you're blocking my way." He scrambled up with a scared look on his face. "Now, as much as I would absolutely love to murder you and torture you and do all kinds of wonderful things to you cuz of what you did to JJ and how much pain you caused her, I can't, considering I am only allowed to dish out one hugely major career threatening beat up per show. Plus, why let me do it? Why not, Ted, or JJ or even AJ? But I'm all too sure, that rather sooner than later you'll get your comeuppance. I mean, I'm sure I can sort something out for you. Now, scram before I do actually punish you." I am 2 inches smaller than him and he is petrified of me. Ha! Dude is scared shiteless. I walked back in and the guys looked at me expectantly. "Result of the match or why I didn't beat Shelley up."
"1st one." JJ stated, looking at me and Cody for answers.
"I... beat the shit out of her, hopefully put her out of action and I won." I answered, smiling. They started smiling.
AN: Okay, I kinda ran out of ideas, I just got in from a school meeting, it was boring the living daylights out of me.