Hello! Yay! Let's see How long this chapter is! What? I should know? -_-' Not really, No clue what the Blue Screen of Death does, so if this is shorter, then Have at you! Soon I'm going to turn this 5 year

old Computer into a modern one with the appearance of a 5 year old.

But hell, Let's get this party started with a good old run down Chapter.

50 invader points for anyone who can guess what song the title is from.

They said I'm a Lost Cause, not a Hero.

Narrator

So in retrospect no one should have been surprised when Mr. Ill was back teaching instead of Mrs.

Robinson, but she was having boy trouble, but more so when Helena wasn't at School, now as Dib

being her boyfriend, we all kind of know what he was going to assume. But since Ill was teaching, he

would have to confront Zim after class.

But today, both the greatest, and worst thing was going to happen to Zim and Tak today. On Friday at

that.

Zim

I fiddled with my pencil. I don't care what this man from Illinois says. I was more prepared to master

this weapon of pencils, for when Dib-Worm comes trying to blame me for what happened to.... his

clone. Tak seemed to be watching both of us. More so me. I heard the bell ring. We got up and started

to walk off. "So Zim, have you seen Helena?" The filth asked me. I took my distance, I have no clue

what either of them have in their sleeves. All I know is one has handcuffs the other has a machine gun.

"No, not after she tried to kill me and Tak yesterday." I hissed. Dib grinned as he must have got a

plan. "So you really like Tak..." He said grinning. "We're friends." I said paranoid. "Odd how it was

only 2 years ago she tried to kill you." He said his grin getting wider. Determined to end this

conversation I walked. "I'm going to talk to Tak." Dib hissed. I glared back. The Dib-filth was odd

today. And as his rival for 2 years that's saying something if he seems odder.

"But what does Tak have to do with anything?"

Tak

I decided to walk by myself today. Maybe I could find Helena. Dib slid in front of me. "Hi Tak, have

you seen Helena?" He asked. If I'd known him better I'd say he looked smug. "No not after she tried to

kill Zim" I said confused as to why he was talking to me. "Odd that an Irken like you acts so human."

Dib said smugly. "It's called blending in. Something Zim hasn't learned how to do yet." I said moving

farther from Dib. "You have something on your Pak." Dib said sincerely. "Oh I'll-" I started. "No I'll

get it." He hissed. I felt lighter and looked back. He was running off with my Pak! "Why do I feel like

he knows what's going to happen?" I asked myself, and started running after him. He took a sharp turn

and I slammed into Zim. Who because of that was now on the ground confused. "Hi Tak..." He said

confused. I looked from him to Dib. No time to talk, I got up and continued to run. "Tak! Wait! Why

the Hell are you running?" He asked confused. "I've been confusing him a lot lately. I need to

remember to stop that." I muttered. I jumped onto some boxes and onto to the roof to get closer to him.

Zim

I blinked confused. She was chasing Dib? Well whatever she's chasing him for can't be too important

since she didn't even Tell me what the hell was wrong. I decided to follow them anyway. She looked

tired...Odd, the Pak is supposed to keep fatigue from making you stop. I continued my walk to the

base. The Cat was waiting patiently with it's new ribbon for saving my life....But I would have been

fine without it! "Meow?" The cat asked. "She's chasing filthy hy-umans" I said shrugging it off.

"Wait? That doesn't sound like Mistress...You turned her slightly insane, but not chasing things

insane" Mimi remarked. I decided to partially ignore that sentence. "I mean she's acting like-" I paused

and slapped myself. "I'm not helping my case on intelligence to you am I?" I asked Mimi. She shook

her head. "Can you perhaps Track Tak?" I asked. She nodded. Oh would you look at that. Dib's filthy

and blind. Sighing in annoyance I stepped out on the sidewalk, and as if on cue Dib tripped over me.

"Erm..." Dib stuttered. "Lucky it didn't attach to you again filth. Hers would kill you." I hissed

throwing him off. "Where's Helena?!" Dib demanded standing up. "How do I know where your

girlfriend is?! But you don't trying to kill mine!-" I paused. "I never said that part." I hissed. Dib

grinned. "I knew it!" He laughed. "Okay! So what? Where did you lose her?!" I demanded. " I don't

know!" He said. I grabbed him. "Then if I don't know where she's dying, no one will know where you

died." I hissed. "At the Intersection of Char rd. and Risse dr." Dib pointed. "Mimi!" I called. "It's

where he's pointing." Mimi hissed. "Meow!" the Cat said getting a head start. I followed. "Oh great

This Street" I muttered. "You've been here?" Mimi asked. I pointed at where a melted goop thing laid.

"Oh so have I...How Did Tak's Base melt?!" Mimi demanded. "I don't know! Irk, just because I'm

territorial, and exploding happy doesn't mean I blew it up!" I lied. She glared. "You are such an idiot"

She hissed. "But you seem nicer than you used to be, so I can't hate you that much." She muttered.

I saw Tak limping. Practically White. I shuddered. "Do you even know what that's like?" Mimi asked

at my shudder. "Yes! How do you think Dib knew to take her pak?" I hissed. I ran over to Tak. "Pak!"

She yelled reaching for it in my hands. Half of me was trying to do the right thing and give it to her.

The other half was tempted to do the fun, payback one and hide it. Eventually I gave it to her. But she

fainted. "My Irk, she must have been dead." Mimi said. "Let's get her back to the base." I told Mimi.

Mini M dragged a medical table down the street. As an Irken, that gave me a fuzzy feeling. What did

humans call that? Ah yes what the cat was doing was cute. In a warped sense of what I feel. "Meow?"

It asked. I put Tak on the Stretcher and moved down the street not bothering to hide her.

We got to the base and I took her down. She woke up in her recharging cell. "Zim?" She asked

jumping. Of course, one second she's dead on the street another she's in the base. "Hello Tak..." I

hissed. "Pray tell why you didn't tell me what was wrong?" I asked. "Because-" She paused. "You

have no clue do you?" I hissed. I mean, Irk! I've done some stupid things!.....Okay I blame myself for

this now. If I hadn't slipped that information out then it would have been avoided. "Because! Time was

of the Essence!" She yelled. "Besides, I didn't want you to overreact." She said looking away.

"Overreact? Tak stop pulling things out of air!" I hissed. "Okay, Irken with Pak problem? I need my

Pak Zim can you get it?" I said imitating Tak. "Or wait! This is my favorite! Because it happened!" I

hissed. "Hi Tak! Oh busy? Okay! Yeah you're dying in an alley! Oh my Irk!" I hissed. I gathered up

my composure realizing that I made no sense. "No wait! How the Hell did you think I'd react to you

nearly dying?! Tak You-You honestly scared me." I hissed muttering the last part. "I scared you?" She

asked. "Yes! You scared me! Irk! Do I need a megaphone?!" I hissed. She blushed a dark green.

"Really?" She asked. "What I say?" I asked. She shook off her blushing. "You love me." She

concluded. "What?!" I yelled. "I never said that!" I yelled. She grinned. "My panic, was like....When

the tallest were taken hostage.." I told her. "Would you have gone through the trouble to get their

paks?" She asked. I thought. Would I? "Eh, probably not..." I said shrugging. My loyalty goes to an

extent. "Zim, just friggin' admit it! We had that conversation maybe two weeks ago!" Mimi yelled at

me. "Fine, I lurve you, but you should feel honored for the affection of Zim!" I hissed. "I'll humor

you." Tak said shrugging. I grinned lightly. "Next time Dib takes your Pak tell me! So it's not a bitch

to find you." I hissed. She rolled her eyes. "Drop it." She said. "No! Say it slowly with me...I will tell

Zim if the Filth steals my Pak." I said having fun now. "Don't push your luck." She said getting out of

her cell and pushing me over. "So what do you work on all this time?" She asked. "My Pak..." I told

her. "Hm.....I think I know how to get Dib back..." She said laughing. Glaring at her I sighed. "What

does my Pak have to do with it?" I asked.

Narrator

So alas, they were now a cute couple. Okay not a "Cute" Couple. They never changed what they did

at Skool. Although if anyone were to spy on them in general you could tell they were a couple.

Helena resumed Skool not long after that incident. Although noticeably thinner and less well dressed.

And not long after that they played a prank on Dib. Two at the same time. They took Zim's Pak and

forced it on Dib. Normally it wouldn't be a problem, but when he checked his video recording there

was quite an interesting "Plan" on it.

The Video Recording

Dib

I ignored the fact that Zim's Pak was on me. Now I know that it's simple to get rid of I checked my

videos. "Perfect, did you put your pak on Dib?" Tak asked Zim. "Yes, and along with the glue sticking

it down, the POISON should be going through his filthy body" Zim laughed. I gulped. "Yes! Earth is

once again showing it's horrid head. Now we can get these Poisoned Paks on everybody, and when

they're all dead, together we shall rule the Earth!" Tak said laughing maniacally. "Oh, but Tak....I'm

sorry the power's all mine" Zim said insincerely. He proceeded to attacking Tak. "I'm sorry your

services were no longer needed." He hissed laughing. "Ack!" I screamed and started to run off. "And

phase two is..." Zim said looking behind him. I ran back. "Laugh at the Inferior Dirt monkey watching

this." He said, and then proceeded to laugh. My face froze up. "He honestly bought that?" Tak asked

getting up. "He should see his face...In fact let's let him" Zim said rearranging the camera. My face

was frozen. I blinked and coughed... "Oh, Great...Now you're directing this..." I groaned. "Hey Dib!

You wanted a Pak!" Tak said into the camera. I took it off. "Wait...Where's the camera?!" I asked. Tak

pointed up. "We replaced your Web cam." She laughed. "........" I said. "And by the way that Pak's

fake." Zim added. I threw it against the ground breaking it. "Very Funny." I growled. "We know that's

why we did it!" They said at the same time. It was hard to tell they were Tak and Zim. Creepy.

Narrator

And as to end this.....I must say...............HE DESERVED IT.

WOOT! Yeah near the End they were really out of character. And did you know that in the Storyboard

this was reversed? But yeah guess! Where did the Chap. Opening come from?

Hints:

It's a Song.

Here are the Lyrics...

I'm a Nightmare, a Disaster

That's what they always say

I'm a Lost Cause not a hero

But I'll make it on my own.

I've got to prove them wrong.