This is based on our school's band trip to ____ Catholic High School. It's a TRUE STORY!!!

Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Twilight or the songs. EVER!

"We're going on a band trip! We're going on a band trip! We're gonna meet new people! Hooray!" Felix yelled as he skipped through the hallway.

"What band trip?" I asked as I bit my cheeseberry muffin.

"Aro said that we're gonna—" he started.

"If I were a rich girl… na na na na na! I'd have all the money in the world if I was a wealthy girl!" Afton sang.

We stared at him in shock. "I'm a rich girl," Heidi said as she came in wearing showy and revealing clothes.

"No. You're not. You're a poor girl," Afton said stubbornly.

"Don't say that about my girlfriend!" Demetri said.

"Since when are you with Heidi?" I asked.

"Since the day I first laid my hands on her."

"Hands…? What do you—oh, no! Oh, goshness, no!"

"Yup. Heidi lost her vir—"

"Shut your mouth! Please! I beg of you!"

He shrugged. "Okay, Jane. Anyways, Felix, what schools are we going with?"

"Covens. We're going with covens. We're going with the Olympic losers, the Irish weirdos, the uncivilized Amazons, the crazy Egyptians, the insane Denalis and those who must not be named in this castle." Felix scowled.

"Okay." Demetri smiled. "I love Stefan. I'm his number one fan."

"What?!?" everyone screamed.

"Never mind. Everyone get their instruments! The bus is coming!" Demetri said as he ran down the hallway.

I went into my room and got my saxophone. Heidi went to get her harp, Felix went to get his drums, and Afton went to get his conducting stick. Alec was in our room searching for his flute.

"Where is meh flute? Jane I can't find meh flute!" he yelled.

"It's under your pile of ___ magazines," I said, pointing at the pile of dirty magazines.

"Oh yeah, thanks Jane," he said as he threw the magazines out the window and grabbed his flute case. "Let's go, the bus is here."

I followed him out the door. The bus was here, but no one else was on it. "Where's everyone else?" I asked.

Our bus driver spoke up. "You're the first ones here. Now get on the beep! bus before I leave you beep! kids here in this beep! place. I have two rules, and that's to be quiet at all times. No shouting and no eating."

Everyone got on the bus with their instrument cases. "What school are we going to?" Felix asked.

"Hogwarts. You're going to perform in front high school kids." The bus driver yawned.

"Cool! High school kids are cool! Wait—I'm in college…" Demetri said sadly.

"This is an elementary school. Did you get held back for like, three million years?" the bus driver asked sarcastically.

"We don't even go to school!" I muttered.

"That would explain your lack of knowledge," the bus driver muttered back.

We flew through the air and dived into the sea. "Why are we swimmin'?" Felix asked. "Busses don't swim."

"But this bus does so deal with it before I shove a beep! Up your beep!." The bus driver said.

"Yes, ma'am. I mean sir!" he added. Everyone started screaming and laughing like crazy.

"Shut up! I specifically said 'no shouting!' Anyways, we're in Egypt," Mr. Bus Driver said.

Amun, Kebi, Benjamin, and Tia came on the bus with instrument cases. They were quiet, unlike us. Their tunics were tucked in and their hair was neatly combed, unlike our improper cloaks and messy hair. Someone started singing Hot and Cold by Katy Perry.

"'Cause you're hot and you're cold, you're yes and you're no! You're in and you're out, you're up and you're down!" Everyone sang.

The Egyptians stared at us open-mouthed. "They are lunatics," Amun whispered. "You are to never talk to them."

The rest of the Egyptians nodded. "We're in Ireland!" Mr. Bus Driver screamed.

Maggie, Siobhan, and Liam came in. Like the Egyptians, they were quiet, neat, and proper. The rest of the covens came in later, all of them quiet, neat, and proper. And all of them continued to stare at us, the loud, singing, shouting, eating, and dancing coven. We saw their schools, and they looked so much more prestigious than our school. They had automatic gates, and we had chain link fences.

"You're my cuppycake!" Felix sang as he ate popcorn.

"You! No eating! Do you not listen to my rules?" Mr. Bus Driver screeched. "We've reached Hogwarts. Get out."

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The ride back…

I sat close to some huge kid and poked him. "Hey. Do you like waffles?"

"What?"

"Do you like waffles?"

"No."

"Do you like French toast?"

"No."

"Do you like pancakes?"

"No."

"Okay," I said as I leaned against my seat. Alec sat right next to the huge kid. He looked so very tiny compared to the huge kid.

"Hey! I think I saw you at our last concert!" Felix yelled at some kid.

"What?" the kid asked.

"Oh yeah! It is you! You're the kid with the big head!" Felix yelled.

"Jasper, don't listen to him. Shh, shh, don't cry, Jazz…" a tiny pixie soothed. Alice Cullen! Next to Bella Swan I hate her! She thinks she's so cool…

"Aro!" Heidi yelled across the bus. "Renata has a crush on you!"

"I do not!" Renata yelled back.

"Yes you do! Admit it already!" Heidi screeched.

"Girls, girls… Quiet down," Aro said at the front of the bus, covering his face in embarrassment.

"We're in Volterra!" Mr. Bus Driver screamed. We flew into the school's parking lot.

"Where's your school?" some guy asked.

"It's that building over there," Corin said, pointing at our castle.

"That's a school?" the kid asked.

"Yes," everyone replied.

The kid stifled back laughter, like everyone else on the bus. "Okay… Bye," he said.

We left the bus and skipped into the castle.

Somewhat wandom, but please review!

OUR CAST!

Jane- Erin (btw he's a guy)

Alec- Alex

Heidi- Shelley

Renata- Angela R.

Aro- Mr. Kuehn