Yes, We're finally getting Somewhere. Now I have a Time Lapse soon. If you read my profile before I
changed it you should know this time lapse. If you don't then...TOO BAD.
Meet LEA
Narrator
Alas now that Zim and Tak were "dating" in a way, and Helena and Dib were "Dating" You might
think this story will get boring, but these "Dates" usually ended badly for the other couple. Helena
was sadly caught in the middle of Dib and Zim's horrible fights, and Tak usually joining them in
either confusion, jealousy, or boredom. Sometimes a combination of all three. Only once had Helena
gotten involved and that ended up on Channel 9 News, a couple of broken bones, and Zim and Tak
hiding under a table for cover....Again. Quinn was busy with her own problems.
Because Quinn was reviving the dead. Hally, or as she was known El Derado (Even though she's a
GIRL) Whom had sadly committed suicide, was going to be brought back by Quinn, under a firm hand.
Zim and Tak's "Friend" Surprise visits
Zim
"Hi Zim! Have a happy Holidays yea!" Mrs. Robertson greeted. "Hi, where's the Illinois monkey?"
I asked confused. I hated Mrs. Robertson! Even more than the Dib! Just barely though, she's more
annoying. And I think she stalked me home last week. "Oh he's out getting his haircut and exercising"
She said grinning. "You had to get the horrible monkey on him" I hissed. "That was never proven!"
She said defensively. I glared at her and sat down. She was one hell of a creepy substitute. Tak
probably hated her just as much, not just because she an ugly bird looking thing, she made me want to
go back to Mrs. Bitter's class. I glanced over in Tak's direction. Her eyes twitched at the ridiculous
things The bird creature would say. "So Zim? Would you care to tell me your favorite thing about
living?" She asked. I glared at her, and her nose in my eyes. I want to just scratch her across the face.
So I can say later I had hit the evil that is Mrs. Robertson. "Being freed from this prison every
afternoon at 3 o' clock" I hissed quietly. "Oh, Okay..." She said quietly. "So Um...."She started looking
at Tak. "Tak! What's yours?" She asked cheerfully. "I don't know, breathing?" She said not paying
attention. "Dibbles! What about you?" She asked WAY too happy. Another reason I hated her, she
LIKED the Dib Worm. "My date with Helena this afternoon." He said sliding his eyes to her. I rolled
my eyes and pulled out my pencil. "Mrs. Robertson can I go to the bathroom?" Both Tak and I asked.
"Okay! Don't forget your hall passes!" She said handing us the electronic collars. "Mind if we don't
put these on?" I asked. "Yes because last time I didn't see you for the rest of the day!" She said
concerned. "Oh, but we're good now!" Tak said her eyes flashing. "Okay you can go!" The Bird said
and let us go.
We walked down the hallway smiling. "Which way is out again?" She asked. We glared for a brief
second and both made a run for it. "Last one out has to wear Earth clothes for a week!" Tak betted. My
eyes grew wide. "No! Not that again!" I yelled and rudely tripped her. Yes I am one of those asses that
trip their girlfriends. "Ack! Zim." She hissed, and pulled me back with her. "You, my boyfriend, are an
ass." She hissed. "I know." I told her. We got up and she dusted herself off. We walked mostly silently
the rest of the way. "Hey I just realized something, isn't this the once every 4 years day that Irkens
training have to find a mentor?" Tak brought up. "Yeah, it is. I actually had to mentor someone. I hated
her! Nothing but evil and arrogance, and...Ignorance! Stupidity!" I yelled. "You looked in a mirror and
started lecturing yourself?" Tak asked one eye raised. "No! Her name was....Okay it's not important
anymore!" I hissed. "Wait I thought I was the first female you ever spoke to!" She asked insulted. "I
met you 5 years ago!" I said reminding her. I opened the door. "Now anyway..." I paused. "HI
MASTAH!" GIR greeted. "Hello Mistress. Zim we like your friend." Mimi greeted calmly. "Friend?"
We asked glancing at each other. "Hi Master Zim!" I heard a slightly nasty female call. "Oh Irk!" I
yelled. "Hi, Who are you?" Tak asked confused. "I'm Lea, Invader Lea." She said grinning her crooked
smile. Tak looked at her, she was what? 5 ft. tall? "I'm Tak, and how do you know Zim?" She asked
slowly. " She was my student." I complained head in the floor. " SHE'S INSANE!" I yelled and got in
front of Tak. "And?" Tak asked. "Hi Master! I just thought that since I haven't seen you in four years
I wanted to visit for a while!" She hissed. "So you can sell me out to Dib?" I hissed. "Drop it Master!
I've learned my lesson. And who's she? Your girlfriend?" Lea teased. Okay I stand corrected...
I hated HER more than any living thing....In the universe. "Actually yes." I hissed. "Yeah I'm going to
stay here for a week...A month tops." She said sitting down on the couch. "Hey Wait! Where's your
SIR unit?" I asked confused. Then it hit me like a brick. She had failed Devastis. "Um....I don't have
one. I'm too...Faily for one." She said nervously. "So Master-" "I NEVER talk to you enough! But if
you exist SAVE ME!" I prayed. Lea laughed. "And besides I have to thank you for getting Red out of
power, I hated him. And Purple too." Lea said grinning. "Meow?" The cat mewed. "I didn't know you
believed in pets." She said holding up the cat. "That's Mini M, she's my SIR unit's" Tak said. "No!
She's a stalker cat!" Mimi argued. "Much like you Lea." I hissed. "I stalk people just as much as...Oh
crap you're right." Lea said turning away. "Peh doesn't matter you're the last resort Mentor" She hissed
rolling her eyes. "Hey! Stop fighting! I'll get Helena over here!" Tak hissed. I shut up, This base will
not be the house of a murder. "Who? She can't be that bad." Lea said uninterested. "Minnie will handle
her." She laughed. "Minnie's plastic, her knife is REAL" I hissed. Tak took a phone on the end table.
"I'm going to call Helena" She threatened. "Fine! You can stay!" I hissed. "Peh, I'm going to go hang
out with GIR, he's cool." Lea muttered and walked off. "Your student? Are you sure she isn't your
sister?" Tak laughed. "Meow?" The cat asked. "I agree with the cat." I told Tak. "How bad can she
be?" Tak asked rolling her eyes. I shuddered. "Much worse than Helena" I told her
Flashback~~~~~
Zim
I woke up on a table. "What the-?" I stuttered. "Why am I-Lea." I hissed struggling against the ropes.
"Wow! Look at this! Real footage! That he can't destroy!" The Dib Worm exclaimed. Irk no! I'll be
autopsied! "Thanks Lea." Dib said turning to Lea. "Not so fast, uh....Dib! Where's my reward?" She
hissed. "Right here!" He said and pressed a button dropping her into a hole. "Uh no!" I heard her call.
She used her Pak legs to climb back up. "Look again." Dib glared. "Oh! Shit! That's a lot of money!"
She said looking into the hole. "Lea. How dare you betray your master! And how dare you betray the
Irken Empire!" I yelled. "Because You're all STUPID. You can't even see the Tallest are lying to you!
And I hate them anyway so it was quite easy." Lea claimed rolling her eyes. "You LIE!" I yelled. "Stop
it, and...Wait. Why am I stalling you?" She hissed and walked off. I glared and saw she left Minnie by
me, and grabbed it with my hands. "Why can it not cut?" I asked struggling. "It's plastic moron, You
don't think I'd carry a real knife with me do you? I'm only a smeet! I'm 12." She said as if I was stupid.
"Oh come on! Do you have to notice everything?!" I yelled. "Yes, because I am perfect and...Wasn't
there a laser by you a second ago?" She asked getting sidetracked. "No." I said slowly. "You took it!"
She hissed. "Search me you won't find it!" I said truthfully. "I'm not stupid and-Dib?" She asked. He
was already searching me for the laser. "Am I the only smart one?" She asked. I turned on Dib and
scratched him on the face. "Nice try Dib! Now I'm free! Who falls for that anyway?" I hissed. "You
did, how do you think I tied you up?" Lea said rolling her eyes. I smashed Dib's video camera. "Well
look your time here's over Lea. LEAVE and don't ever lie to me again or face the wrath of ZIM!" I
yelled. "W'ever" She said and walked off.
End Flashback
Tak
I finished listening to his story. "So Lea really betrayed you." I muttered. "No, she sold me out." Zim
replied. I looked at her. "She seems so nice." I muttered. "So does Mrs. Robertson." Zim hissed. I
nodded. She was creepy. And Bird nosed! "GIR is the best SIR unit ever!" Lea announced walking into
the room holding GIR like a smeet. "You seem more human than Irken." I muttered. "Except I'm a
genius." She said rolling her eyes. "You learned a lot from Zim didn't you?" I asked irritated. She was
a bitch. She made Red look like someone I'd want to hang out with, and I didn't like the guy, but now
I hate him! "What's that supposed to mean? You have Purple eyes" She hissed. "Uh, yes. You have
blue." I said confused. "My worst enemy has Purple eyes." She hissed. "Okay." I said boredly. "Pay
attention to me!" She hissed. "What?" I snapped. "Kitty's got claws." I heard her mutter. "Listen you're
dating master right?" Lea hissed. "You sound like a SIR unit" I hissed. "I guess he told you the time I
sold him out right?" She asked. "Yes." I glared. She was annoying. Like Zim was! Before his life went
to Hell! "Don't ever hurt him okay? I'll hunt you down. I admit I feel g-g-g-remorse for what happened
and I would rather Apolog-i-i-make amends. But I didn't want him to do something stupid, so I let Dib
get his way so that America could see what a fool Dib was. But you don't seem like a serious Irken"
She insulted. "I'm more serious than you." I hissed. "Hey! That wasn't the reason I-Oh forget you.
Hurt Master Zim though, and I'll find Minnie." She hissed. I raised my eye. "We live together you
know, if I hurt him I lose my home." I hissed. "Oh Crap you're Tak. Ah, Yea! I so don't know what
happened to your base! I mean Zim and I didn't blow it up for fun! Nope!" She stuttered. I rolled my
eyes.
"So how long do you plan on staying?" I asked annoyed. "As long as master Zim let's me. I have a
couple years." Lea muttered. "You aren't so bad. But you're as annoying as Zim was" I muttered. "And
you're as annoying and aggravating as Zanna!" She replied. I nodded. "So are you his wife?" She
asked. "What? Irkens don't-" "I'm kidding! Irk, I know my own species rituals! But have you ever
kissed him?" She asked. She's a friggin' 16 year old Tak, she's an annoying brat. I'm the 157 year old
I'm going to ignore her. "You have?" She said. Her happiness was comparable to Antoinette after
hearing a juicy piece of gossip. "I didn't say-Yes, twice." I sighed giving up on the weird Sky Blue
eyed girl with the ability to read body language like a book. "You must have been dating for a long
time" She said. "two weeks." I said rolling my eyes. "Wow! And one other thing-" She started. Irk!
She never stops talking! "I think we all need some recharging, before these questions start getting too
personal." I hissed. "Oh Okay!" She said. "Wait where do I-" "On the couch." I hissed. She had a look
of dislike and disinterest. "Why can't I be in the recharging cells?" She asked. "Because! Computer
only has two! And Zim and I use them!" I hissed tossing her out. She stuck her tongue out and left.
It was a cruel lie, but come on! She's nosy! She might tape the cells doors shut to see what would
happen! And she was two vials short of a complete Pak.
"I was going to warn you. She's Keef in a dress"
Okay now that the chapter's over I'ma explain Lea to you. She's an Irken from my show Invader Lea a 50-51 year old Irken with a 39 ½ pole impaling her. Her worst Enemy Zanna's a Purple eyed Prep, and
this takes place really far in her past. I voice Invader Lea, so the way she talks is like me. And Zim.
In Earth years she's the equivalent to a 8 year old. No offense to any 8 year olds that ignore the T
rating and read this story anyway. I'm going to explain how she gets around next chapter. Yay! No more Skool Chapters! Until I bring Lon into the picture...O_o won't be too long..... Lea's also mentioned in SnowsGirl's story Perchance to Dream? As a security drone, and Zanna's mentioned on
Trial.