Thanks to the few people who reviewed! It helped me with… uhh..stuffs!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
How to Act like the Volturi and Their Guard
Aro: 1. Don't worry, be happy
2. Act greedy
3. Learn how to "float walk"
Marcus: 1. Be emo/ apathetic
2. Become a lifeless wreck after your pet goldfish dies
3. Talk to no one about your problems
Caius: 1. Be sadistic
2. Live your life as a pyromaniac
3. Kick your neighbor's dog (please, please, please don't!) and blame it on the mailman
Demetri: 1. Act like you know where you're going, even if you don't
2. Act polite
3. Be nice to Heidi so she'll pay more attention to you
Felix: 1. Be Emmett
2. Act HUGE!
3. Be the bear. Feel the bear. Smell the bear. Kiss the bear.
Jane: 1. Be Caius
2. Set everything you see on fire, including your older brother's favorite things
3. Be mean to everyone, but act sweet and innocent to adults
Alec: 1. Be Carlisle
2. Protect your little sister at all times, even if she's meant to you
3. Be nice to everyone you see and smile and nod when you're supposed to
Heidi: 1. Be Rosalie
2. Wear clothes that show your outer beauty
3. Make yourself pretty (Yes, I'm aware that you're not, but at least try)
Chelsea: 1. Be Cupid
2. When you see two people that are meant for each other, try to set them up!
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I would put Afton, Corin, Santiago, etc. in but I'm not sure about their personalities… Review please!