Okay next Chapter of I Dream of Freedom: Pursuit of Happiness. The next chapter Lon's born so
since it's been 5 weeks in the story this is...Week 4? Either way this chapter's a little boring except for
the parts with Hally (Narrator) or Keltic. How did I make Keltic a sticking character?
Concerning the Smeet
Narrator (Hally)
So it was the fourth week for Tak, She'd starting wearing her disguise around so that it made her
look a little thinner. An issue had been pressing her since Skool started the day after Christmas, how
would they raise it? Like a human or Irken? And as for Irk, Everything was fine. Well before Quinn
ruled. I have this nagging feeling that something happened before I remember. Like Back then it was
good and fine. No Troubles no Worries. But then she came and set this nightmare upon our souls, All
we wanted was Freedom. We had that and happiness, but it all crashed down that day. I don't know
why though, it's just nagging.
Tak
I lied down on the couch in thought. Mimi was by me talking to GIR. Rolling over I looked at them.
I wanted to say something, but as of this moment I hold more angst than a hormonal teenage girl. Lea
was at Skool with Zim, except she had a disguise of Middle Skool so she could fit in better. "Mimi? I
need your opinion." I said quietly to my SIR unit. My voice was hoarse for no real reason, my Pak
was probably non-fatally malfunctioning. "Yes Mistress?" Mimi asked turning to me. "I've been
wondering this, to raise the smeet like a human or Irken?" I asked Mimi cocked her head confused.
"Well do you ever plan to go to Irk? Because if you don't then like a human. It wouldn't take being
an alien it's best it never knows." Mimi said. I nodded. "What do you think it is?" I asked bored now.
I've been wanting to talk all week, but I've been up to my neck in how to take care of the thing. And
I'm not sure but I think Zim's hiding from me. Because he's been starting fights with Dib. Whiner.
Mimi thought for a second. "You know I kind of hope it's a male, because then when it gets old
enough to do the whole awesome Irken thing you guys do when you become snobbish, it will at least
have self respect." Mimi said shrugging. "I kind of think it's male as well." I said sighing. "Zim
probably thinks it's a female." I added. "You feel like killing him for no reason?" Mimi asked. I
nodded. That's all I've been feeling this week. And Nausea. My vomiting stopped, but not the horrid
nausea. I'm sure Computer never wants to see anything sick again. "Eh, you guys KNOW I can check
right? You know, since you gave me enough Smeetery information to build a Pak, and anything else
right?" Computer said annoyingly. "We'd rather not know." I told computer. "Well whenever tomorrow,
or when you have to HAVE the thing I think you might want to know what to cuss it out as Bitch or
Jackass" Computer said annoyed. I raised an eye. "Why would I do that?" I asked. "Well I'd take this
time to explain that it feels like your lower lip being pulled to the back of your neck and then RIPPING
OFF, but maybe you can just wait to have the smeet and break all the windows in the base." Computer
commented vaguely. I shuddered. "Computer you worry me." I hissed. The computer made an annoyed
sigh and shut up. "I think it's 2:00 Let's prepare to attack Zim."
" Okay"
Keltic
Panting for air I found a working ship off the Massive, I had been stuck here for weeks. It was
falling apart. "This place has finally lost it's pink glow." As my mother would say. Another thing. I
Actually had a mother, Quinn who can read minds will figure this out sometime. I was a natural born.
No I was a Virken, not one of the Original five born in labs, but one of the victims of them injecting a
poor unsuspecting Irken. I gasped. Didn't Zim and Tak? Irk, that was part of Quinn's plan! To Distract
Zim and Tak so she can rule the universe! She's evil! And that poor smeet! When she realizes it's actual
power she'll try to kill it! I've got to find Zim and Tak before she does! But first I have to find a way to
stall her. "Let's see if I am crazy" I muttered, I was considered crazy for sorcery. In all truth it was my
Virken powers doing the work, but unlike Tisvana who was put into a zoo after birth and had time to
work on hers, or Quinn who used drugs to advance, Chanting helped me focus on my dangerous
unstable powers. I hated it that they were as powerful as Quinn's though. That's why she can't kill me.
"Guagey May Kriitians Wyoke Qek." I muttered in Irken, and the ship rocked. I heard a booming
sound, the sweet sound of stuff being turned into projectiles. So Sorrowfully I got into the escape pod
and it blasted me. I pulled out a picture of Nik. "Why did you have to be so stupid? You could have
survived and avoided all of this! Stupid, stupid, STUPID, Irken!" I cried into it. "Because of you even
if I convince the 'heroes' to help, we're all doomed. I don't even have a SIR unit." I cried. I turned
around to the controls, and a MIR unit sat there, with a huge hole in it's head. "Doomed? No SIR unit?
Better you can have a MIR unit. The last in the universe." She said. "Who-You have a hole! How did
you survive being discharged?" I asked astonished. " Well to answer your first question, I am Mal.
Tisvana's MIR unit. I don't know, I just woke up." Mal said looking away. "I remember you! You nearly
cut my arm off with a scalpel! And you're Quinn's BKR units best friend!" I stuttered. "Hally. She has
no clue who I am. Quinn erased her memory, but she has my jewels." Mal informed. I nodded. So the
BKR unit had a friend. "How do I know you aren't a spy?" I hissed "Ask Zim He'll vouch for me. Or
GIR, but ask Zim. GIR just likes me because I look like him in a dress." She said shrugging. "Why
not Tak? The smart one?" I hissed. "Because I didn't save her life, so they could escape, tell Mistress
of Quinn, and end in me dying so that we could WIN that battle for the Massive" Mal listed. "Why did
you not save her?" I asked. "In all respect this is my fault." She said sighing. I raised a laser. "How?"
I hissed. "I'm the reason they fell in love, I fueled their friendship, and she kissed him so he wouldn't
kill himself. I betrayed Tisvana so I could protect her." Mal said. I lowered my laser. "My Irk. I have
the Kriis MIR unit." I said under my breath. "There is a way to stop Quinn, but....You won't like it. I
don't" Mal said sadly. "How? Anything!" I said shaking her. "It's a dangerous shuffle, but she needs to
get the smeet. If it really is technically hers, she won't hurt it. It's instinct. There's still the invisible line
connected to her. But it's impossible, because 1. Zim and Tak wouldn't ever believe it's Quinn's, 2. That
would involve kidnapping ALL of them. Including Helena. Because then Zim and Tak would be after
us like angry wolves and not think twice about killing us. Not twice. Even if we do save the Empire."
Mal said sadly. "I wouldn't risk a smeet's life!" I hissed. "I told you! I didn't like it! But it IS the only
way, that or suicide which Mistress is highly against." Mal said. "Mistress? I thought you said-" "I
know my Mistress is Tisvana. I'm talking about the drugs! Quinn's an Addie! Quinn only takes doses.
But if we wanted to indirectly end this we lace it. She'll die, but....Mistress wouldn't agree to help us."
Mal explained. I sighed. "How about we guard the smeet." I suggested. "There's a snowballs chance in
Hell that Tak and Zim would leave that smeet alone, they'll have a babysitter, a CIV unit, hell I think
they might find another Irken who's a murderer to watch the thing." Mal laughed. "Why?" I asked.
"GIR" Mal said as if it was obvious. She noticed my picture of Nik. "Did she kill him?" Mal asked. I
nodded. "You're a Virken aren't you?" She asked after that. I nodded again. "Of the time I spent being
dead I found out something horrible. She killed everyone I knew. All SIR, CIV, BKR, and MIR units."
Mal said sadly. Horrible. "How far away is Earth?" I asked. "Years away. The Massive moved away
when the Tallest ruled. The only reason in the Fight for the Massive they got here so fast, is because
Tak actually had a teleporter locked on to coordinates. So they actually teleported the ship and that's
how Quinn didn't hear them." Mal explained. "Shit, that means the smeet's doomed." I muttered. 'No,
Zim and Tak will let that thing out of their sight like a snowball's chance in Hell.' I thought.
"Fine a Three year journey it is."
Tak
"Come on Zim!" I hissed. "No! It will not be raised like those filthy, disgusting, HORRIBLE,
worms!" Zim argued. "But we're never going back to Irk! And if it's ANYTHING like you, it's better
to blend in from the start." I argued back. "Anything like me? What does that mean! I blend in fine!"
He hissed offended. "Zim I don't care what you think about this, I'm right! It should be raised like a
human!" I hissed. He rolled his eyes. "Okay then Tak. Since you've come to this conclusion HOW do
you raise it like a human?" He asked. "You know! Well, uh...Let's see...Skool! And er...All that other
stuff." I said thinking. "Skool. Yeah that makes sense. And if it's ANYTHING like me, it'll have a hard
time working the hologram you insist we all wear. Except GIR" Zim hissed. "It won't know it's Irken
Zim, once we see it do Anything sentient we give it a hologram!" I explained. "Tak, it'll freak out when
it looks down and it has different clothes, run to a mirror and freak out that it's skin's green." Zim
hissed. "It won't do that!" I hissed. "You're right it'll run to us screaming about being a horrible alien"
Zim hissed. I opened my mouth for another argument, but Zim actually was winning this. "But it's
growing up here on Earth, I don't think we should make it feel....Alienated." I said stopping. "Exactly!
Alienated! Irk! Tak. If it's ANYTHING like you it'll use those type of words. It annoys the crud out
of me. " He hissed. I grinned if he was turning this into a battle of feeling discriminated that meant I
turned the tables. "It'll be easier if it THINKS it's human then it'll act like that in public." I said
convincingly. "Fine! Raise it like a human, and that is?" He asked trying to turn this. "Feeding it! Eh...
Okay! Since you're so KNOWLEDGABLE about Irkens? How do you raise it like an Irken?" I asked.
He pointed a finger at me. "You win this round Tak." He hissed. "Zim I win Every round." I told him.
He glared away arrogantly and I rolled my eyes. "Old habits die hard eh Zim?" I asked breaking the
silence. "Yeah sure whatever" He said losing interest in the conversation. "I'm taking that as a yes." I
said rolling my eyes. I have no clue how hard it is for him not to break down and get into an argument
with me like it was when I first moved in, but for me it was murder. He is just so...FUN! Fun to argue
with! But now since we try not to argue, it's been boring.
"Fine Zim"
Narrator
Tak walked off arrogantly because they had nothing left to talk about, and Zim had lost interest in
the conversation, Everything had calmed down on Irk, except for the waiting on hands and feet for
Quinn. But at the smeet's birth it would all change. Because a lady like Quinn isn't kept in the dark for
long. And Doesn't like being kept in the dark. Quinn's nerves were easy right now, since she's gotten
power. It's like trying to hit a piñata in the dark. Because if there isn't one, whatever you hit isn't
going to be happy. And Quinn is one of those things in the dark that won't be happy.
Yes I know all stories were suspended I just want to get past Lon's birth right now. Don't get my
piñata thing?Well señor or señorita it's just a saying. I've gone happy with the tilde key. Alt-6-7-6.
I like it.
