Heidi and Demetri Love Bipolar Part Two

Hot and Cold by Katy Perry

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Heidi's POV

Something's wrong with Demetri… I mean, one day he's always around me and the next day he avoids me! Avoids! That could only mean one thing…. Love bipolar! Gasp! I know what to do! I'll put on a show for him! I found Demetri sipping tea in the lounge and I grabbed him and brought him into the theater. I went onto the stage and disco clothes appeared on my slender body.

I grabbed the microphone and started singing.

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you PMS like a chick
I would know

And you always think
Always speak cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

We used to be just like twins, so in sync
The same energy now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know

That you're not gonna change

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bipolar
Stuck on a trollercoster
Can't get off this ride

You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down, down, down, down...

"Heidi…" Demetri called. "You spe—"

"What?" I asked.

"You spelled rollercoaster wrong. It's supposed to be 'r-o-l-l-e-r-c-o-a-s-t-e-r,' not 't- r-o-l-l-e-r-c-o-s-t-e-r.'" He shook his head.

"That's not the point!" I screamed. "And how do you know I spelled it wrong? I didn't even type it!"

"Yes, you did. Look up at the lyrics. You spelled rollercoaster wrong. Tell the author to go fix it," Demetri sighed.

"Yeah...Umm, Mi? Can you fix it please?" I asked.

"Yeah, sure. For fifty bucks. I wanna buy Pokemon Platinum," the author said.

"I don't have fifty bucks!" I yelled.

"That's too bad, really, it is. No money, no change. That's America," the author said.

"We're in Italy!" I screamed.

"Yes, but I'm in America."

"How?"

"I'm virtual. See?"

"No."

"Oh. Okay, then. Bye!"

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