You Don't Know Who Obama is?!?
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Barack Obama. Or anyone else mentioned below.
"Obama, Obama, Obama! Party like a Barack star!" Felix sang.
"Who's Obama?" I asked.
Everything shattered. Everyone ran up to me. Everyone screamed, "YOU DON"T KNOW WHO OBAMA IS?!?"
"No," I said. "I know who Edward Cullen is. He's my future husband."
"Barack Obama is America's president! You know how Lady Gaga is our president?" Felix asked.
"No. Who's Lady Gaga?" I asked.
Everything shattered. Everyone went crazy. Everyone screamed, "YOU DONT KNOW WHO LADY GAGA IS?!?"
"No. But I know who Bella Swan is. She's a whiney brat," I said.
"Lady Gaga is a singer in America!" Heidi shouted. "You know like Gwen Stefani?"
"No. Who's Gwen Stefani?" I asked.
Everything shattered. Everyone went insane. Everyone screamed, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO GWEN STEFANI IS?!?"
"No. But I do know who Alice Cullen is. She's a future seeing psychopath."
"Gwen Stefani is a musician!" Demetri screamed. "You know, like Alvin and the Chipmunks?"
"Who are Alvin and the Chipmunks? Insane drug dealers?" I asked.
Everything shattered. Everyone went mad. Everyone screamed, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ALVIN AND THE CHIPUNKS ARE?!?"
"No. But I do know who Irina Denali is. She's dead," I said.
"Alvin and the Chipmunks are savage animals," Corin said. "You know, like Caius on Tuesday mornings?"
"Who's Caius?" I asked.
Everything shattered. Everyone went loony. Everyone screamed, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO CAIUS IS?!?"
"No. But I do know who Michael Jordan is. He's a shoe," I said.
"Caius is a pyromaniac," Renata explained. "You know, like Ni Hao Kai Lan?"
"Who's Ni Hao Kai Lan?" I asked.
Everything shattered. Everyone went berserk. Everyone screamed, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO NI HAO KAI LAN IS?!?"
"No. But I do know who Albrecht Durer is. He's a human camera," I said.
"Ni Hao Kai Lan is the more mature version of Dora," Afton explained. "Dora is a wannabe Rosetta Stone."
"Who's Rosetta Stone?" I asked.
Everything shattered. Everyone went pandemonium-ish. Everyone screamed, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ROSETTA STONE IS?!?"
"No but I do know who Mickey Mouse is. Mickey Mouse is the main character of Disneyland," I said.
"Rosetta Stone is—wait, we don't know who Rosetta Stone is," Santiago said.
"That is the end of "You don't know who Obama is." Thank you for reading. Now, if you will, please click the review button," everyone said as they bowed.