Janes Just Want to Have Fun

by the muffin man's daughter

Volturi randomness. GayAfton,Dora,Beyonce,JaneCasting,IM,Jane'sDiary,Tangelos, etc. Pretty much what the Volturi do when they're not "saving the world."

12. YOU ATE YESTERDAY?

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Aro is on the phone with some lady from Java.

Aro: Yeah. I ate yesterday

Caius: YOU ATE YESTERDAY?!? YOU MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU?!?
Aro: …

Yup.