PG-13 I guess… Okay! Request One-Bella Dies!
Requestors: Jane, jane-koboi- 3
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or anything else below!
This is a tale of a girl named Jane. She despised a woman named Bella Swan. One day, Jane was walking through the streets of Forks. She saw Bella. She threw a bomb at Bella and Bella Dancerella exploded.
Jane smiled. But Bella hasn't suffered enough. Jane turned Bella into a human so she could suffer more! She got into a monster truck and ran Bella over. Bella didn't die yet. Jane pulled out a flail and swung it around. She hit Bella's head and her head blew up.
Jane summoned the Little Einstein people. "Climb aboard, get ready to explore! They're so much to find! Little Einstein!"
Leo: What do your socks look like?
Bella: What?
Leo: Look at my silly sock!
Bella: Kid, shut up before I—
Leo: ROCKET!
Rocket: Beep, beep?
Leo: Kill this woman. FULL SPEED AHEAD!
Rocket: Beep!
Rocket charged into Bella. She was very…bloody. But not yet dead! Jane smiled, thinking, "More pain!"
Jane brought Edward out and hypnotized him. She whispered something in his ear.
He nodded. "Isabella Swan! I HATE YOU!!!"
Bella looked dumber than I've ever thought possible. "What?"
"I love JANE! Not you!" he yelled.
And yes, my friends, Bella did die. The end.
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