Okay so those who have seen the scene from IDOF:NoP on my profile, you must guess what happens
that makes Zim so mad at Dib. It's a real reason too. Anyway yeah that'll be in after this story's done.
Just to warn those who have been following IDOF, IDOF:NoP is going to be rated M. Anyway this
chapter we FINALLY leave Earth after 13 chapters of sedintaryness. So here we have Sumera's point
of view, and Teresa's.
Lon Gone (Oh Irk not the Pun chapters again)
Sumera
I heard Rose angrily mumble about me. "Peh, I don't need her. Why did Quinn have to send me with
a BABYSITTER? I'm already competent enough." I hissed under my breath. I looked up. "Tonight, I
don't trust this....Thing with them. I'll take Lon tonight. But I'll need her friend." I schemed. Turning
around I walked to my ship. "Computer give me a replicate of Lon. A damaged version of Lon." I
ordered. "What? Queen Quinn said-" "I don't give a crap on what she said. This is what I'm ordering"
I hissed. Computer made a holographic Lon, that I put on as soon as I could. A black eye...A couple
scorch marks. Excellent. I can convince her now to come here. And shoot her. "According to your
Pak wasn't this tried before?" Computer asked. "By who? I'm just now trying to capture her!" I hissed.
"My apologies Mistress." Computer said. I glared grunting. "Just make a horrible future seem real
and Lon, her gullible Blonde-ness, will come to me like a smeet to it's Pak." I laughed. Rose walked
in. "What about Kiatu? He's a new type of unit. He can read Pak signatures." Rose hissed. "Damn it.
What's Lon's Pak number?" I asked. Rose stared at me like I'm stupid. "She doesn't have or need one.
That's the point." Rose yelled. I rolled my eyes. "I can overcome that, just keep Kiatu busy."
Lon
"Right so you're an alien?" Teresa laughed. I rolled my eyes. "Yes!" I replied. "With antennae and
Green?" She asked laughing. "Yes! Why is my death funny to you?!" I asked. "Because you tell funny
stories!" Teresa laughed. I sighed knowing she wouldn't believe me. "Fine I'm a master of comedy."
I sighed. "Well I think that's my Mom. See ya!" Teresa said and bounded out the window. On her
hands. I smiled and turned around. "Lon!" I heard a voice call. I turned around and there was a slightly
older version of me, burned, blackeyed, and just horrible. "What the-You-You're me!" I stuttered. She
nodded. "Yes I-" "You're me! Where did you come from?" "Yes I-" "How are you here?!" I asked.
She glared. Or I glared? What the- "YES. Lon you're in danger! Terrible Danger! Sumera! This very
day! She came and kidnapped us!" I (She) pleaded. "Mistress she has a Pak signature." Kiatu
whispered. "When we got to Irk she beat me up badly. Zim tried to save me and gave me a Pak, but
he died in the process! Oh Lon, take Teresa and go to Sue's place. I saw a glimpse of their maps and
it's like a dead Zone! They can't find you there!" She continued. "It'll prevent this horrible future. Don't
let Zim or Tak know. Not even Lea! They'll intervene!" She coughed. I smiled. "Thank you! Maybe we
can fight Quinn together! We'd make a great team!" I said whimsically. "Oh-Of course! What a great
team we'll make." She nervously said. "Come on I'll-"
"Who?" Lea asked walking in. I blinked at her. "Midget and Midge." Lea laughed. I blinked
confused. "You aren't Lon." Lea hissed at her. She blinked. "If this terrible future were to happen and
you were to help Lon, You'd disappear. Thus you would have no reason to be here and it would cause
a paradox." Lea hissed. I stared. "But Oh-Eh.....ROSE! ATTACK!" She called out her disguise fading
I jumped as a Magenta eyed Irkey thing glared at me. It was creepy, she looked a little like Mom and
Dad. "Who are you?!" I asked. She laughed. "Why you don't know? Seems like those SIR unit have
not taught you a thing." She asked, Magenta eyes mocking me. She rose up on these Mechanical legs
menacingly. "Kiatu! Help! Hally! Mal! ANYBODY!" I cried. I turned Rose had most of them under
a spell, and Kiatu was nowhere to be found. "Mom?! Dad?!" I cried. "They won't be coming to help
you. Because....WHO WILL HELP THEM?!" She laughed. There was a cage with Mom tied up and
Dad duct-taped. "Lon?" Mom asked. "Mom! Who is she?!" I asked scared. "You see Irken Code, you
Kit, Irkens don't attack their own smeets. Whether they know them or not." She hissed laughing. "You
aren't their kid! I'm their Daughter!" I cried. "In a way I guess this makes you my Little Half Sister"
She laughed. "You see Irkens are bred in Smeeteries. That's what I am a Smeet. Tak was a victim of
a Virken reproduction technique. I'm her daughter. Not you. But you are Zim's." She explained and
added the latter as a side-note. "That's a lie! I gave birth to Lon! She doesn't have horns!" Mom yelled.
"Let's open up curtain B!" She laughed bringing in a gagged and tied up Keltic. "She's a Virken too.
In Fact, she was conceived the exact same way!" She laughed. "And I'm Sumera." Sumera finally said.
"No! Lon was Mine!" Mom pleaded. "Really?" Sumera asked and threw water on me. Mom blinked.
"She's still MINE. I don't give a shit what you say or can prove." Mom argued. Dad tried to say stuff
but was gagged. "Why are you taking Mom and Dad?" I asked. "They've been...Courteously invited
with you to a Dinner with Quinn. I suggest you all make amends. Because after that you won't be...
Living enough....To do so." Sumera explained. I blinked tearing up. "Rose do you have the SIR units?"
Sumera asked. Rose nodded and we got pushed into a ship. "On you go." I heard them say and we were
locked in a dark room. I turned off my disguise (I ripped my necklace off) "Mom? Dad?" I asked into
the darkness. I saw a light and ran to it. Mom had just knocked out Dad. "Why did you do that?" I
asked confused. "The Pak Reanimates itself and gives a light." She explained as I watched Dad get
electrocuted. I stared. "Wow, Nice so how are we going to get out?" I asked. Mom paused to think
and Dad got up dizzily. "Either way we have to stop Quinn." Mom explained. I heard foot steps and
jumped. It was Teresa. And Kiatu. "Teresa?" I asked confused. "Kiatu came and got me. So you are
an alien..." She said with a slight hint of fear. I nodded. "Irker I think." I muttered. "I thought you were
crazy..." Teresa muttered. I blinked. "You handstand to peoples houses." I commented. "Here I at least
owe you for being my friend. Here I'll set you free." Teresa offered and untied Mom. She took the duct
tape off Dad and untied me. "Don't hurt me!" Teresa pleaded. "Teresa if I were going to hurt you I
would have by now." I said. Kiatu coughed. "Kiatu, there are some guards on this ship see if you can
get Keltic." I ordered. "Don't worry about the guards, come on Teresa You need a makeover." Kiatu
hissed. He dragged Teresa off and I turned to Mom. "Mom are you okay?" I asked. "Of course I am.
But I think Zim is half dead." Mom commented on Dad's twitching of having duct tape ripped off.
"Didn't having the ropes ripped off hurt?" I asked. "Lon, I had a living thing ripped Violently out of
my body. Rope burns compared to that, eh...No." Mom said grinning. Dad sat up. "Ow. Lon I don't
like your friends.." Dad commented. "I hope Kiatu doesn't get her killed." I muttered walking off. I
sat in a corner. "You guys don't have to lie. I'm a freak, a horrible mistake of Nature." I muttered. Mom
walked up. "I didn't have a wimp. You may look and sound like Zim, but don't act like him." Mom
said. "It's true! Even if I can't read Your minds, It's written on your faces!" I yelled. "Lon. Lea calls you
a freak. But she still affectionately calls you midget. We don't think you're a freak." Mom coldly said.
"You know what? I just realized, if you're a Virken shouldn't you have powers?" Dad asked. "Eh
Mind Reading!" I answered as if dad was stupid. "Oh right." He muttered. Rolling my eyes. "Stop
lying please. No more lies. I'm Tired of it!" I yelled standing up. Mom jumped back. "You lied to me.
All my life one sad lie after another. I tried to play along, but no one will ever stop lying!" I cried.
Mom followed me. "Lon it was so the stress of being an Irken doesn't come onto you too hard." Mom
said trying to calm me down. "Well it didn't work! I find out and now I'm under tons of pressure! I
think it would be better if-if-you'd just shut up! You NEVER make anything better! It's your fault I'm
so jacked up isn't it?! I thought I was human for 10-Oh wait...2 YEARS!" I yelled. Mom blinked and
turned away insulted. "No one is particularly perfect." She muttered. "Okay! Switch Smeet hoods with
me!" Mom yelled. "Born in a factory! Raised in an Outpost! I never had a caring eye on me! No one
liked me! I suffered from a Disease! See this? It keeps me alive! They called me freaks! This fool had
treated me like dirt and caused me to fail the most important test ever! THEN HE RUINED MY LIFE
TWICE! But I had to live with it! He was too much an idiot to notice." Mom yelled. I glared. "You
were never lied to." I hissed. Dad stood up. "SILENCE! Stop fighting! Anyone ask about MY
smeethood? Tak what about you? You still have all your organs! No one that you cared for cut you
up and took a random organ! Yeah! And YOU Lon! You were lied to your whole life! So was I! Except
I was a cruel joke! Yeah! I was the Jester of the Irken Empire! I was sent a DEFECTIVE unit,
ALWAYS humored! Then my Leaders send Quinn and Tisvana to take me to them. I was sent to the
IRKEN HELL. I was an Exile! We get lied to, betrayed! You get to talk about it! There's no shame!
Unlike mine! So stop fighting!" Dad yelled. Mom shirked back. I blinked. Dad's expression slowly
softened. "Because Lon, you DO have powers. You just need to learn them. Without fighting." Dad
said and looked around. "Where's GIR?"
On Earth
GIR
I walked to the door. "Hi GIR! Where's Zim?" Big-Headed Boy's girlfriend asked. "Masta on
vacation!" I said blinking. She raised an eye, and Blue Scary Knife Lady walked up. "He was just
kidnapped that's all." She said. Helena's eyes got all huge! "YOU LET THEM BE TAKEN?" She asked
I hugged her leg. "It's just a smeet. Besides Quinn's insane. She'll take herself out before them." She
said. "Scary Red Lady? Hally!" I exclaimed. "Oh they did take the Red Robot." Blue lady said. I
started to cry. "Oh look! You made GIR cry! Come on GIR, we have to find Dib." Big headed Lady
said. "What Big headed Boy have to do?" I asked. "He has a ship." She said. "Okay. But Big Purple
Planet and Ship 1 year away!" I cried. "We bring it here lock onto her ship and Hard to Port Fire."
She said. "You talk funny!" I laughed. "Inevitably I must, because Android, I am the smartest person
on Earth, and as such are dedicated to keeping universal equilibrium, That includes caring for
extraterrestrial life, against a form of indiscriminate evil" She said. "I have no idea what you just
said!" I laughed. "I figured as much that such of a meticulous design of a Technological Machine
with little intelligence and value has any idea of the heavy burden I bear with Dib to be the sole
guardians of the Universe, perhaps outcasting us in the process." I blinked. "You lurve Big-headed
boy!" I laughed. She turned Pink! "Of course we're dating, I think going steady." She answered funny
sounding. "You's getting Married! That So Sweet!" I said. "We aren't engaged! There's a Difference!"
She yelled. "Dib and Girlfriend sitting in a Tree! K-I-S-G-E-T-R!" I sang. "Stop it! That isn't even
correct spelling! Gah! Do you want to save your girlfriend or not?" She asked I stopped. "Hally isn't
my Girlfriend! She scary." I whined. "You can't say our names, but you can say hers." She replied.
"I know names! Uh....Mastah? Hally? Mal?" I said thinking. "Don't strain a gasket, just come on."
More Talking
Lon
I stared up. "But I am horrible. I'm not fit to be called your daughter!" I cried. Mom rolled her eyes
slightly. "Lon we don't think that. When we think horrible things about you it's because you Never.
Shut. Up." Mom said. I blinked. "I shut up!" I argued. "You've been saying you're horrible for an hour
now." She stated. I glared back. "What's taking Kiatu so long! Usually he can clear Fort Knox out
faster than this!" I complained. "This is a Voot Prison Carrier, he might be lost." Mom said. "I think
Dad's lost." I said looking around. "He's trying to contact GIR." Mom explained. I blinked. "That's
it! Mom! Do you have a....Phone?" I asked. "Eh yeah, it's built into the Pak." She said slowly in a
'What are you saying?' type of manner.
"I need it. Irklits are mostly Robotics right?" I asked. She nodded. "Then time to Pirate this place"
I laughed grabbing the phone. I pressed in star. "What's Sumera's Pak..Thingy?" I asked, "Pak
number?" Mom asked. I nodded. She shrugged. I groaned and entered in Kiatu's number. I saw his
face. "Kiatu, what's Rose's or Sumera's number?" I asked. "What are you going to call them?" He
asked like I was stupid. "Something like that." I said mischievously. He grinned. "I know that face."
He said smiling. "Rose is the problem, hers is 545." He said. I nodded and entered it in and Rose came
up. I quickly punched in numbers before she could react. "What are you doing?" Mom asked. I turned.
"Let's just say Sumera is about to experience Mutiny." I laughed.
Teresa
Kiatu and I walked around the hall. "Hey! Isn't that her freaky cat?" I asked. Kiatu grinned. "Rose."
He laughed. "How come those other robots didn't help?" I asked. "She's programmed to be
unimaginably hot." Kiatu said. "Ew. You like her?" I asked. "While I do admit it's a shame for such
a perfect SIR to be destroyed, I will have no more joy than to see her dead." He rambled. "Oh." I
commented. "'Let's Get her!" I ordered. "Ah wait for it. Let's walk up to her." Kiatu said. I glared.
"She looks evil." I mumbled. We walked up to her. "Teresa! You look just like me!" Rose said. I
stared. Kiatu walked up. "I see your hack was a success." Kiatu said. I blinked. "Lon?" I asked. Rose
looked around. "Ack, Rose is fighting for control, but I have the upper hand. I don't think that I can-"
Lon paused. "Wait, Kiatu don't you like Rose?" Lon asked. "A little, why?" He asked. "Turn her off
and take whatever she uses for disguise." Lon ordered. "No! Just control her!" Kiatu yelled.
"I can't she's too willed. If I try anything, but talking she'll-" Lon got cut off. "What? Intruders!"
Rose yelled. Kiatu cussed under his breath. "Lon? How did you get out?" Rose asked. I blinked, oh
Kiatu's plan B. "You let me out!" I lied. She glared and jumped at me with two guns and a knife.
"Did you like the fresh air? Because after this you won't be able to breath!" Rose yelled. I gulped.
I heard large footsteps. "A Lion?!" Rose asked. "You wish!" I heard Kiatu yell. I saw him push her
off and raise up a large paw to whack her ugly Diva head off. He paused. "Damn it, you're a girl."
He said as if he were surprised. "Yeah! What did you think I was?" She asked. "CIV code." He
mumbled. She grinned. "Oh CIV code? Well I find CIV units very attractive." She flirted. I stared
my eye twitching. Lon owes me so much for this little scene. "Ah no you don't, you respect no one."
Kiatu hissed. Rose blinked. "Why can't I work against you!" She yelled and slapped him. I laughed.
Kiatu glared. "Because I'm not a lonely SIR!" He argued and they got in a cat fight. I sighed.
I picked Rose up. "Listen bub! I'm saving my friends! Creepy Robot thing! You don't have any!"
I yelled. Rose smirked smugly. "Oh Okay." She said and flipped me. I was then being held with a
knife under my throat. "Give up Kiatu! Or I slit her throat." Rose threatened. Kiatu glared. "Fine."
He said. Rose blinked confused. "Hey Idiot Defective Dude! I'm about to kill your Mistress!" Rose
yelled. Kiatu shrugged. "Kiatu!" I pleaded. "Go ahead Rose! I'll just kill your Mistress!" Kiatu said
sticking his tongue out. "Sumera isn't my Mistress! She's a worthless Smeet!" Rose yelled. "Then I
guess we're even." Kiatu hissed. I stared mortified. Rose stared. "This isn't Lon is it?" Rose asked.
Kiatu shrugged. "That depends, what color eyes does she have?" Kiatu asked. Rose gasped and
looked at my chestnut eyes. "Damn it!Okay Pretty boy lets dance!" Rose hissed throwing me.
"Lady's Pick." He replied. I blinked, this was clever flirting. I'll need to make sure in 7 years the
guy I date does this little scene. She ran at him, and he jumped out of her way. "Stand still!" She
yelled. Kiatu leaned on her face. "Hey Lon, look, she's still." Kiatu said out loud. I gasped as a large
magnet ran over and sucked her up, but not Kiatu. "Oh and Bitch! Gold is the New Steel!" Kiatu
yelled and we ran off. "Where's Sue?" I asked. "In the cockpit, I don't want to miss the party."
Kiatu said, and I stared.
What was Lon planning?
There's that chapter, yes GIR was random, and Tak was in character for the most part. I like her
little 'helpful talk' She's supposed to say it like she's angry. Zim wasn't really too much in character,
but when there's anybody else he's hard to be in character. I liked Kiatu this chapter.
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