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Lon the Gangsta, Technician, Pirate Lady

Narrator

So it all seems like Lon the Pirate will successfully get off this ship? Well I don't know because....

NO ONE WILL FRIGGIN' UNTIE ME! Well Maybe I should have expected this, I can't get a break.

Lon.

I blinked. My eyes strained to see in the dark. "Kiatu?" I asked. In the phone Kiatu turned around.

"Don't get Teresa killed." I muttered. "Your pirate mission might work better if you were out here."

Kiatu commented. "Okay." I said half asleep. "Hey knocking out half these guards via Pak is tiring."

I said yawning. Kiatu grinned slightly. "Okay then sleep, by tomorrow you shall be Captain Lon."

He said softly. I nodded. "Yargh." I muttered. He smiled. "Kiatu you're the best freaky Anime Gerbil."

I said. "And don't you forget it." Kiatu said. I lied down. Staring into the darkness I scoffed.

Mom and Dad looked back and shook me. I sat up upset. "What?" I asked upset. "Don't go to sleep."

They said. I glared. "I know I'm a Irkly, but I still have to sleep, what about you guys?" I asked upset.

"Tak, I blame you for her keeping calling us Irklies." Dad said. "What?! I never thought Irken would

be so hard to say!" Mom rebuddled. I yawned. "We need to get out of this cell." Mom said shaking

me. I glared. "How long have we been here?!" I asked. Mom rolled her eyes. "Only a couple degrees."

Mom said. I blinked. "I didn't ask the temperature!" I hissed. "I meant half-hours." Mom corrected.

"Why can't I go to sleep?" I asked. "Because you just look ill." Mom hissed. I glared. "What are you

Talking about? Ill go to sleep!" I yelled. "Not if they have Irken diseases!" Mom replied. I rolled my

eyes. "What about that fancy backpack?" I asked. "How did we even get on this discussion? She looks

fine to me." Dad said. "Squeedily Pox you idiot." Mom commented. None of us liked this cell, but she

hated it. "Tak. If she had that she'd be Dead." Dad hissed. "I know," Mom hissed back. I sighed

knowing sleep was out of the question. I hacked the door. "Come on Mom maybe I can stay awake."

I hissed. It actually started to feel odd calling Mom, Mom. I mean she isn't really my Mom. Would

you rather say you're the spawn of evil? A voice in my head said. Sighing I walked. "So I guess you

guys have a welding torch in the Black Hole Backpack." I asked sarcastically against a fuse box.

"Pak legs." Mom said. "Dad, help Kiatu, I'll just-" I said, but then nearly collapsing of exhaustion.

Dad caught me quickly. "Eh, Maybe Tak should handle that, Here we should both go find Sumera."

Dad said. If I didn't know him so well, I wouldn't have seen the tongue he stuck out at Mom.

We had been walking a long time. "Where did you guys even get that backpack?" I asked nearly

asleep. "Most Irkens need it to live." Dad answered. I yawned. "Okay, why are you on Earth if you're

Irky." I asked. Dad flinched. "I mean I know why, I just don't know the full story." I said. Dad sighed.

"Because...Eh...." Dad paused as we heard a scratching sound. "It's days like this you really wish you

were a soldier eh?" I asked. He had a slight glare. "Dad I'm exhausted." I said fainting again. Dad

again caught me. I'm starting to have a feeling he thinks I'm crazy for being tired. "Exhaustion?" He

asked. I nodded. "What? As Irklits you don't get tired?" I asked. Dad paused. "Ah-No. We're always

shooting things and energetic." Dad said. For some reason I don't think he was sarcastic. "And what's

Squeedily Pox?" I asked as we continued to walk. "An ancient Disease maintained by Natural born

smeets." Dad said. I nodded. "Are we there yet?" I asked bored. "Don't torture me." He replied. I

laughed. "What else does a Pak do?" I asked. Dad seemed to ignore me. My antennae twitched (Hey!

I can move my ears! I'm special!) As I heard a crash. Dad's did the same thing and we turned around.

A Blood Red Rose was glaring. "Alright! Which one of you sucked me with a magnet into the trash?!"

She demanded. I raised my hand. "Any last words?" She asked. I thought. "Well Usually it's requests."

I said. "Any last Requests?" Rose hissed. "I used to read over Lea's shoulders, and I only wish I could

have looked at the end and seen if John and Sally...And another thing If I could have a Pak...Yeah! I

like the color Blue..." I rambled. "ENOUGH! IRK! Sumera's Less Annoying than this!" Rose yelled.

Dad was slightly twitching. "Oh and another thing, there's a frag behind you." I lied. Rose turned

around and I took her money and kicked her to the ground. "Was the money thing necessary?" Dad

asked annoyed. "Yes! If they have Pay phones on where we're going I need to call my Travel Agent!"

I joked. Dad grinned a little. "Oh you little Bitch!" I heard Rose yell. I glared. "Go pick on a dwarf!"

I hissed. Rose jumped on me. Dad stared, afraid to lose his fingers. "Gah! Get off me you cat!" I

yelled trying to get Rose off me. I heard loud footsteps. "Oh YOU!" Rose yelled. I blinked, it was

Kiatu. "Get off of her!" He yelled and got out of his disguise. I blinked, I didn't know Kiatu was gold!

Kiatu jumped on me and smited Rose off of me. "Damn it." Dad muttered. "What?" I asked. Dad

stared. "Nothing, Kiatu is just supposed to be a gerbil." Dad said. I heard a slight beeping, so I twitched

my antennae. "That the reason?" I asked. "Yeah," Dad said and ran. There was something off here

though. How come Dad can hear this stuff? "Wait! Hally!" I said skidding across the floor. "The Red

helmet SIR?" Dad asked. "I need to find her! She still owes me for saving her life!" I hissed. Dad

sighed. "What is with you and emotions? It's like watching a smarter GIR!" Dad complained. I

paused and rolled my eyes. "Like you didn't need emotions! Dad! I may be tired, but-" I fell asleep.

Dad snapped me back. I blinked. "Okay, so I need a Seeing Eye Dog, but still." I hissed. Dad walked

with me. "I knew you should have been raised like an Irken." Dad muttered. I yawned. "Why Are you

so tired? It's still Daylight on Earth." Dad asked. I stretched. "I don't know maybe it's Daylight savings

times on the East Coast. I hate that time." I muttered. We heard talking and hid. "Yeah, Quinn I know."

I heard Sumera say. Dad glanced over. I followed. "Really? You have the smeet?" She asked. I stared.

Quinn was pretty nice looking! Why was everyone afraid of her? "I also have her family like you

ordered." Sumera said. "What are your plans to exterminate them anyway?" She asked. I nearly

gasped. I heard a chuckle. "Oh, You know how your dear Caretaker has to have medicine?" She

asked. Dad's antennae twitched as if medication meant something. "Just raise the dosage a little and

they'll be gone quicker than a dog with meat." Quinn remarked. I let out a sharp gasp, and Dad tried to

cover my mouth. "Okay then Quinn, Irken Elites." Sumera saluted. Dad glared at mouthed out the

salute. "Irken Elites." Quinn assured. Sumera walked over. I felt another fainting spell come over me.

Something's off in here! I breath air so that must be why I have these spells. Well at least that's what

anyone, but me would have figured, I was too tired. "You! I thought I locked you up!" Sumera jumped.

I blinked tiredly. "Ah well Quinn didn't say I couldn't kill you here." Sumera said pulling out her

mechanical legs. I yawned. "Dad can you pull one out?" I asked. Dad did as I said and I ripped it out.

Holding it up I glared. "Listen I'm pretty tired of you, so I'll just be taking this ship." I calmly said.

Sumera laughed a weird cackle. "Or how about I kill you now and leave your body to my robot?"

Sumera asked. "It eats people?!" I asked. "Anything I tell her to, same idea." Sumera laughed. I glared.

"In fact I think she has your hamster and friend taken care of." Sumera laughed. I gasped. "What did

she do to Kiatu?!" I demanded slashing my leg rapier at her. Sumera grabbed where I was tall enough

to cut her. "Nothing. Yet. But don't worry I'll make sure he's as uncomfortable as-" Sumera started.

I leaped at her, knocking her off the mechanical legs. "Just Shut up!" I yelled holding the rapier above

her neck. "Where is he?" I asked. Sumera laughed and picked me up with her mechanical legs.

"Well I can see why you're so important to Quinn." Sumera laughed. I struggled against the piercing

legs, drawing my strangely blue blood. "Why?" I called. "Just look at yourself and how you act! You're

a spawn of her!" Sumera laughed. I glared. "I'll make sure to kill you first." She hissed. I felt her

legs start to impale me. I started to squirm. "Ew...I don't really like blue blood." Sumera said wiping it

off her face. I paused, she was a prep! Kind of like Lea, but a prep! She doesn't like being touched!

I glared at her, but I also couldn't read her mind. "Hey Sumera!" I called. She stared. I spit on her

face and tried to see dad, he was over rummaging through the parts. "Yeah thanks! I feel loved!"

I yelled. He was focused on something else. "Gah. Kiatu! Stop fighting Rose!" I cried. I took my glove

off and stared. "...I don't have fingers." I stated staring for a second. I threw the glove. Sumera threw it

off her. Darn it where's mom?! WHY IS NO ONE LISTENING? If Kiatu doesn't come I can only do

one thing. Play Possum.

Kiatu

I perked up after I stopped torturing Rose at my name being called. "Lon?" I paused. I turned back

to Rose, I had to keep her away from Lon. Rose was standing up reaching towards me. I ducked.

"Too slow!" I hissed and redirected her fist. "Damn it you fool! If you want me dead, you'll have to

hurt me!" Rose hissed. I laughed. "Where would the fun in that be?" I asked. She glared. Rose

punched me hard in the head. I blinked to get my thoughts together. "What fun would there be in

losing?" Rose mimicked. Glaring I got up. "You picked the wrong CIV to hit." I stated cracking my

metal neck into place. I turned into my frightening Lion form and loomed. Rose's antennae fell behind

her head. "I should run now shouldn't I?" Rose asked. "That would be wise." I growled and swiped at

her with my paw. She ran off scared. I turned back into my fluffy gerbil form and ran into where I

heard Lon cry. Zim was No where to be found. As Usual. I looked up at Sumera, and into her.....

"Oh My GOD!" I yelled at what appeared to be a dead Lon. Sumera threw her aside and glared at

me. "So you're her CIV unit. She cried for you a couple minutes ago." Sumera growled. I blinked in

shock. Glaring I turned into a Lion and tackled her down, my claws baring into her skin drawing dark

Green blood. "You killed my Mistress!" I hissed whacking her Pak legs off with my Paw. Sumera

trembled. I growled snapping at her. "Why did you kill my Mistress?! What joy does it give you to

see her die?!" I yelled pulling my Claw off. "So do you want to die of Tetanus or be eaten alive?" I

growled. Sumera seemed to have gone into shock. "Fine, Then I'll choose for you!" I yelled and

started my paw to whack her ugly deformed head off. I felt a strong grip on both my hands. I glared.

"Who is it!?" I roared. "Have you lost a bolt?!" That ever so familiar voice asked. "What is it Mimi?"

I hissed. I heard a mew. "Mini M." I glared. "Are you crazy?" Mimi demanded. "She killed Lon!" I

hissed. "Irken code-" "I don't give a damn about Irken code! I never followed it! I live like a gerbil!"

I argued. "And before you accuse people of murder go check your facts!" Mimi yelled. I pulled

away. I mocked her. "Meow!" Mini M hissed. I glared. "Fine." I growled turning back into a CIV unit.

I slowly walked to Lon. She blinked and yawned. "You're alive!" I yelled and jumped on to her

holding her with my stubby hands like if I let go she'd die. Lon jumped. "Kiatu! Yes I'm alive..." Lon

said confused. "Don't feint death!" I pleaded. Lon grinned and petted me. "Oh what a lovely reunion"

A voice of pure evil licked. "But sad you shall be parted so soon." She continued. I gulped and turned

around. The woman of unforgivable unexplainable indiscriminate terror and murder. One might say

she had the looks of a Princess and the personality of a King Cobra. Such an evil wrapped in a Queen's

face it only had one word to describe it. Quinn.

I AM QUEEN.

Lon

I paled as Kiatu turned around. There was the Virken that helped in my birth, but also will assist in

my death. "Come child." She ordered. I trembled. "Why do you want to kill me?" I asked shaking.

Quinn shook her head. "Why would I kill my own daughter?" She asked sticking her face close to me.

Her teeth had blood rolling down them, and smelled distinctly of....Stuff. "I'm not your daughter!" I

freaked out. Kiatu was still in shock. Quinn looked off. "I never thought you'd have such a foolish

idea." She laughed. I stared confused. "Leading your friends and family into this trap! Or did you even

want them?" Quinn laughed. "Quinn-" "QUEEN QUINN" She corrected. I blinked, she didn't want to

hurt me. Or was this part of an elaborate plot to eat me in my sleep? "I mean, didn't you notice Tak

and Zim disappeared? To anyone I liked that would have set off warning bells." Quinn laughed at me.

Kiatu blinked. I followed suit. "But don't worry child, they are not harmed...Yet." Quinn licked quieter.

"What did you do with Mom, Dad, Keltic, Hally, and Mal?!" I yelled. Quinn blinked and chuckled.

I glared, she just wants my trust. "You have quite a list of friends there." Quinn remarked. "But like

I said child. Nothing Yet." Quinn said. I whimpered. "Don't hurt them! It's me you want!" I pleaded.

Quinn's evil claws grabbed my chin pulling me closer. "You don't order the Queen. And besides, why

would they just let me have you?" Quinn hissed. I whimpered. "Exactly." Quinn hissed. I swallowed.

Kiatu seemed to have stopped being frozen up by now. Quinn clawed my head. "What are you

planning to do with me?" I whimpered. Quinn pulled me up. "Why child, you are powerful. I'll think

of something." Quinn hissed. I cringed. "Lon. That's my name!" I yelled. Quinn pushed me down

telekinetically. I glared. If I had telekinesis I'd......I guess I can't fight her. "Your name is what I call

you. I am Queen." Quinn hissed. Kiatu hugged me. I glared. "And be careful what you think child.

I can read minds." Quinn warned. "It doesn't matter! Being with you is a fate worse than death!" I

snapped. Quinn laughed. "Is that true? Well, you aren't dying anytime soon." Quinn pushed. I huffed.

Quinn smiled. "But maybe you'll die right now." Quinn said going back on her last sentence. I paled.

"I don't know," Quinn lied. I glared. "Just don't cross me." I heard her think. I jumped backwards.

She laughed. "Well I see you read my mind." Quinn laughed. It wasn't a happy laugh, it was an

amused laugh. I stepped backwards. "I guess you breath air then, you probably could breath the extra

Xenon in here." Quinn laughed. I gasped. "--Wait, what's Xenon?" I asked. Quinn glared and rolled

her eyes. "It's a powerful Noble gas that gives Virkens more power." She hissed. I blinked. Quinn

smiled. It was a dark smile as if trying to fill the void. Kiatu stared twitching. "And one last thing..."

Quinn remembered turning around. "Don't cross me. Don't even think about trying to kill me." She

threatened picking me up telekinetically. "Because so help me, I'll kill you." She threatened dropping

me. "Quinn..." I spat weakly. I can't handle Xenon, this place'll kill me. She turned around her gown

nearly slapping me. "If you do anything to my family and friends I'll kill you." I growled. Quinn

glared. "How could you an insignificant child kill me?" Quinn laughed. "I've heard stories of you."

I growled standing up weakly and coughing. Quinn's antennae lowered. "You know it's possible."

I glared coughing. Quinn picked me. "Yes, but I'm powerful." Quinn spat. I was glaring weakly.

"But I can read your mind." I weakly said, I was losing myself to this stuff. "So can I genius." Quinn

glared throwing me aside. "I could without this-this-" I started to choke on it and fell down. I had one

eye open and saw Quinn roll her eyes. "But you're weak." She hissed. "I knew you'd die." She hissed.

"Don't worry your family will join you soon enough child." Quinn hissed and shut the door. Kiatu

tried to pull me out of the smog. I coughed up something. Maybe blood, I couldn't see it was hazed.

I was choking, but I'm not going to die. What would dad or mom do?...Die. But I'm not them, I never

was, so why am I choosing their fate? I picked myself up. I could only see the way I wavered. I

grabbed my shirt and put it over my mouth, trying to breath from that. It helped a little. "Kiatu." I

coughed. "Yes Lon?" Kiatu asked jumping I made a zombie like revive. "Find Teresa I have a plan."

I coughed, hacking a little. Kiatu ran off. "Wait what if Quinn has her?" Kiatu asked. I coughed.

"Then I guess she's won, but I know T, Quinn winning this against her? Snowball's chance in Hell."

Okay, FINALLY, I was working on this chapter for DAYS! So much cutting,pasting. How the HELL

was this so hard to write?!

Oh and after this I'll go ahead and give you a preview chapter for IDOF:NoP on Deviant Art in my

Journal, It's one of the middle chapters, but go ahead look. I'm not putting it on FF though, Because

IDOF:NoP is special and if hundreds of people looked at it before the final revising and editing, then

they wouldn't WANT to see it.