It's another normal day in the life of Pikachu. It wakes up and proceeds to demolish everything in the room that could possibly be demolished. We've positioned the player character by the bed so we can watch.

One of the first things Pikachu does is walk up to a flowerpot by the door. It picks up the flower and stares at it curiously. Then, instead of smelling it, it eats it, complete with dramatic "eating" sounds.

"PIIIIIIIIIIII!" Pikachu groans. As this charming noise comes out of Pikachu's mouth, the entire screen shakes violently.

I smack my face with the palm of my hand. "Seriously?"