More I Dream of Freedom INSANITY! Yes somehow we successfully made the transition from fluffy
worthless story to adventurous gassing little kids Japanese style story! Now everyone should be back
IC now, if they aren't then I shall SHOCK my Co-Creator BADLY!
She ALSO named this chapter.
I only named the bolded parts. And The SuperBowl is Today! Go Steelers!
Kiss my cold Half-dead Foot Quinn!
Lon
I waited impatiently for Kiatu (Holding my shirt against my mouth). I looked out the front window
and saw we were near a massive Purple ship. "That must be Quinn's" I mumbled through my shirt.
I turned back to look for Kiatu, I heard his scurrying steps slide so he doesn't hit me. "Lon?" Teresa
asked. I stared, she had her shirt over her mouth as well. "T we need to find a way past Quinn." I
coughed. She nodded. "I saw her take Tak, all Tak did was gasp and she fell down quicker than a
marmoset!" Teresa exclaimed. "Marmoset?--Never mind that!" I argued. "I'll help you get your parents
back Lon." Teresa agreed. "Good. Now come on, Kiatu! Give me your phone!" I ordered. He popped
open, and I pressed buttons in order and heard a little beep. "There unlocked." I muttered and grabbed
Teresa. "T, if this doesn't work you'll be dead, so WHY are you helping me?" I asked. Teresa laughed.
"Lon! You know I do stupid stuff! Going after an alien Queen to kill her has practically been my
dream!" Teresa laughed. Kiatu smiled.
"Okay so here's the plan....
Tak
I woke up in a darker cell my head throbbing. What the HELL happened? I was cutting the power
when I gasped and it went black! Whatever the Hell happened overloaded my Pak. Zim got up after
me. I stared. "Zim what happened?" I asked. He coughed nearly vomiting on the floor, whatever
happened nearly killed him. "I should have listened to Lon." Zim coughed. My antennae twitched.
"Irk you lost MY DAUGHTER?!" I yelled making him jump back. "No! She was complaining on how
hard it was to breathe! And Then Quinn forced me to gasp and I fell dead as a stone!" Zim quickly
excused. I hit my face. "You are SO INCOMPOTENT!" I yelled at him. "Me? YOU fell first!" Zim
argued back. "Where is Lon?" Zim asked pausing and looking. I gasped and looked around. I glared.
"This is all your fault!" I hissed. "If you had paid more attention to her!" I yelled. Zim glared at me.
"ME? How is this my fault?! If you had watched her more!" Zim argued. I sighed putting my antennae
behind my head. "No Zim you know we both are at fault. We are horrible parents." I sighed, he stared.
"But, that doesn't mean that someone isn't wrong. Quinn is the real issue here." I hissed. Zim raised
one antennae. "What about Tisvana? If she had listened to Mal then Quinn wouldn't have started this!"
Zim said. I nodded. "I was a fool to give an inexperienced smeet power." He muttered. "YOU beat
Quinn?" I asked astounded. "Yeah, I sniped her." Zim said like I was stupid. "Then this IS your fault."
I hissed. "She's after revenge!" I yelled pushing him back. "Meow." I heard Mini M hiss. "Yes cat."
Zim agreed. "Stop fighting over what you did wrong." Mimi added. "You need to focus on how you
can save Tisvana, Hally, Mal, GIR, and Lon." Mimi said. I blinked. "How did she get the SIR units?"
I asked. I heard light footsteps. "I believe I was the reason for that." I heard a light voice say. I
turned. "I am Rosetta, or Rose." She hissed. I glared. "What the Hell did you and that Horrible lady
do with my Daughter?!" I hissed at her. "Absolutely nothing, Quinn didn't even touch her." Rose
laughed. "She simply got gassed to death, and her CIV unit wouldn't leave her side either." She
laughed. My antennae lowered, and Zim's raised as he heard the conversation. I glared, fire practically
burning at my feet. "Mimi! Kill her!" I hissed. Mimi got out of her cat suit Finally and leaped on Rose.
I turned to Zim. "Any reaction?" I hissed at Zim. He was blinking. "That's not possible..." He blinked.
I glared. "The crap we inhaled nearly killed you! What would it do to a smeet?" I hissed upset. He
shook his head. "Tak, I saw her collapse when I was unconscious, she was still breathing." He said.
I rolled my eyes. Rose leapt up. "We Left her in the gassed room, she's dead now." Rose laughed. I
glared. "Besides you guys wouldn't see her if she were alive, because Quinn had very strict orders for
Su." Rose growled. "If you see Lon. Kill her." she hissed and ran out. I stared and tried to get my Pak
legs to work. They didn't. "Well Zim we failed." I hissed back. "At what?" He asked. "Okay now
you're being obnoxious." I hissed without looking at him. "I didn't say anything." He said. I groaned.
"Well if you didn't say anything who did?" I hissed. "Down here....Mistress." I looked down, Kiatu
was staring at me. "Kiatu?" I asked jumping. He nodded. "Lon!" He called. Two females walked up.
Both looked like Lon. "Tak, which one is Lon?" He asked. I stared. "I-I don't know." I answered
"That one." Zim said pointing at the right one. "Dad? How did you know?!" Lon asked jumping like
she was scared out of her wits. "Because she has Brown eyes." Zim said, being observant. For the First
time EVER. "Lon! I thought you were dead!" I said confused. "I asked myself what you would do."
Lon said. I grinned. "Hey that was NOT a compliment, I decided dying was stupid so I sat up and
breathed through my shirt." Lon said sarcastically. "Wait who is she?" I asked. "T? You know T!"
Lon said. "Teresa?" I asked. She nodded. "This a plan to get out of here?" I asked. "Yes." They said.
"Cheap, Easy to see through, Confusing...Lea was right you were going to think like Zim." I thought.
Lon laughed. "Mom do you think I didn't think this through?" She laughed. "Is this the only part?"
I asked. "No. Here's Part deaux." Lon said and started wailing like a Siren. I held my antennae.
"Guys on the ground!" Teresa said and we lied down like we were dead. Zim was holding his antennae
still though. I heard the door burst open and Rose ran in. "What in Sam Hell?" She asked and jumped
at Lon. "Oh you Bitch, I thought I lost my chance to kill you." Rose laughed and got out big guns.
Lon stopped and grinned a devilish smile. "Okay whatever you say." She chuckled. Rose started to
shoot at her and she evaded each shot perfectly, eventually becoming a contortionist to evade them.
Kiatu snuck up behind Rose. "Stand still Bitch!" She yelled. "Move Bitch, this is too easy for me!"
Kiatu ordered. Her antenna dropped. And Kiatu stood above her. "Oh Irk." She said and rolled out of
Kiatu's way. Teresa (Or Lon) ran up and leaped over the fight with Lon (Or Teresa) following. We
joined them and turned back to Kiatu. "Sudya!"One said. [Russian for Come on!] Kiatu knelt over
Rose. "I'll be seeing you doll, here how about a goodbye kiss." Kiatu joked. Rose Tried to punch him
but missed. "Okay bye!" He said kicking her and running ahead to a door. "Hally and Mal are in here!"
He yelled. Both Teresa and Lon turned to each other. "Hacking or Contorting?" They asked and played
a game of Rock Paper Scissors. "Hah!" Lon said and ran to Kiatu and hacked the door. "Hally?"
Kiatu asked. "Finally! Now Untie me!" She yelled. "Irk you're more demanding than Mimi!" Kiatu
remarked and walked in. "I'm going to meet the Devil Guys!" He sarcastically joked in a whimper.
Lon laughed. "I dun't even have a fiddle!Let alone a soul!" He joked. Lon laughed harder. "Shut
the Hell up!" Hally yelled. "Ya know, maybe we can just leave little miss Devil here..." Kiatu said.
"Hally Derado!" She yelled. "Yo hablo español tambien!" Kiatu argued. "Well, I'm leaving on a Jet
Plane....To Hell..." He shyly joked. Lon blinked. Hally tackled him down with her finger at his throat.
"You are an asshole." She hissed and got off him. "And you are a bitch." He replied. "Thank you."
Hally growled at him. Teresa clapped. "Hey you guys going to fight, Make-out, Or Find Mal?" She
asked. Kiatu looked away disgusted, and Hally flicked her off. "Mal was taken to the same room as...."
Hally stopped and looked at Zim. "Your niece." She said in a mumble. Lon stared. "I have a cousin?"
Lon asked. "Using the word cousin very loosely yes." I said. Lon nodded. "It's a high security room."
Hally said taking out a small disk. "What's that?" We asked. "You know how SIR units have a memory
board? Well this is like that, except only other BKR units can play it." Hally said. I nodded.
"But Kiatu is a CIV unit." I said confused. "And? I know how to change it." Hally said. I glanced at
Zim. Only Female units are BKR units like only males are CIV units. "No!" Kiatu yelled jumping
back. "I'm not letting Miss Trans-gender here touch me!" Kiatu yelled at us. Hally rolled her eyes.
"Kiatu it's to protect Lon." Hally groaned. Kiatu glared. " Guys!" Lon (Or Teresa) said breaking them
up. "We don't have time for this!" She glared. "Hally can't you just give us directions?" I asked.
"We need to split up." Hally hissed. "No!" We all yelled. "Last time we all got gassed to death!" I
argued. Hally glared. "One needs to get Keltic, the others need to sneak past Quinn." She stated. I
glared. "No!" I argued. Hally glared. "Excuse me! Do you think—Fine We'll forget Keltic." Hally
groaned. I glared. Kiatu turned back. "What about Rose? She wants to kill Lon more than Quinn."
Kiatu said concerned. "Rose?!" Hally asked spinning. He nodded. "You Fought her and won?" Hally
asked. "Uh-Yeah." Kiatu said confused. "Hey just move it!" I hissed.
He Loves You Not
Hally
I glared at Tak, she has no clue how indebted Zim is to me. To make sure that they were safe I
decided to use the routes that Rose usually takes. "Hey Hally?" Kiatu asked. "No smart-ass remarks?"
I asked. He shook his head. "What's so dangerous about 'I wear too much perfume' Rose?" He asked.
I grinned. "So that's why you could defeat you're so immature." I laughed. "Wait she Likes me?" He
asked shocked. "She seduces units and kills them." I said. He shook. "She's ugly though! All curves!"
Kiatu said confused. "Most guys even IRKEN guys like curves, are you gay?" I asked staring. Kiatu
laughed. "No. There's only been one girl that's fascinated or interested me." Kiatu said. "Lon?" I
asked. He jumped. "How did you know?" He asked. "Your devotion to Lon is more than skin deep."
I stated blatantly. He thought for a second. "Where'd you get this armor?" He asked me. "Quinn." I
hissed. He jumped back. "You all have the personality of Cobras! Pretty, but evil!" Kiatu said throwing
his hands in the air. I turned to him. "Pretty? No one is just Pretty Kiatu, they have evil underneath."
I hissed. "Are you going to make Extortionist noises?" He asked. I groaned. "Well Hally going out
with the enemy?" I heard a preppy voice hiss. I glared. "Rose." I hissed. Kiatu had his sarcastic love
face on and ran to her and I turned around. "Oh Rose darling you're back!" Kiatu joked doing a fake
dress shop man's voice. Rose glared and grabbed him. "Go away." She hissed. Kiatu stuck his tongue
out at her. "You're such a Doll." He sarcastically joked. I started to laugh, so This is what I had been
missing? Rose glared and punched him at his neck, which hit his head. "Ouch, so you AREN'T
blond?" He asked getting himself together. Rose steamed as he slipped out. "Bet ya can't do that
twice." He challenged. Rose glared and pulled out her huge WMDs. He laughed. "Catch me if you
can!" He laughed. I ducked her flaming blasts of fire at her aiming at him. This was all one big game
to him apparently. Tired he glares at me. "What are you doing? I'm distracting her!" He hissed. I
stared. "Take her out!" He hissed. I blinked and shook my head. "I can't! She's more powerful than
me!" I explained. He glared. "I'm stronger than her!" he said. I watched him trick her into tripping.
I glared and ran in. Rose paused from Kiatu. "Hally? I knew you were weak." She hissed and
laughed. "Treason? You're stupid! Quinn will kill you!" Rose laughed. I glared. "Not if I can kill
her first." I hissed. "Too bad you won't get that chance Hally." She laughed and started to try and to
make me impaled from her claw like hands. I glared and caught her hands. I ripped one to the point
of it being unusable. I started crushing the other one. "So Rose any last words?" I hissed. She stared.
"You're weak! How can I the pretty one be beaten by a weak stupid one!" She yelled.
I rolled my eyes. "I actually stood up for what was right, I knew what was worth working for." I
hissed. "I actually stand a chance up against Quinn." I hissed. Her antennae dropped.
"Say you had thorns!" Kiatu whispered. "What?" I asked. "Just say it!" He hissed. "I had thorns"
I said confused, and ripped off her arm. I held it at her. "Go to Hell Bitch." I hissed and threw her
arms at her.
Kiatu caught up with me. "Wow Hally you're hardcore! I thought you were a bossy Drill-Sargent!"
I glared. "I was programmed twice without emotions, I'm supposed to be hardcore." I hissed. He
blinked and started to run again with me.
"So what's your problem anyway?"
Reservations for 9 Please
Tisvana
"Quinn, don't you do last requests? Because I'm not sure about this dinner party." I asked. Quinn
laughed a nasally cackle, different from her normal laugh. "No. Those are for unsuccessful Queens"
She hissed. "So what's on the menu? Antimony? Arsenic? Pie?" I asked. Quinn turned mad looking.
"Silence Tisvana it's a special formula." I rolled my eyes. "I can't believe you." I hissed. Quinn glared.
She lost her grin. "What because I killed your cousin?" She asked. I blinked. "How long have I been
out?" I asked. "3 years." She hissed. "Irk, you killed a kit?" I asked. "Irk? That's new!" Quinn laughed.
"I've said it for three years." I hissed. Quinn glared at me. "Why I'm sorry!" She sarcastically said
and pushed me with her telekineses. "Why are you so irritable?" I hissed. "I'm SO sorry!" She hissed.
I glared. "I'm sorry I ever came here!" I hissed. "I'm sorry for a lot of things!" She hissed. I laughed
under my breath, not to be a smart ass or anything, but QUINN SORRY? "I'm sorry my Mother was
ever born." She hissed. I perked my antennae at this. "You mother?" I asked. Quinn glared. "Yeah!"
She hissed at me. "I hate her." I blinked and turned away, I wasn't going to go into Quinn's personal
life. She started to walk off. "Hey! Where're you going?" I asked yelling. "I believe we have guests for
dinner." Quinn hissed looking back. And grabbed some pyrite on her way out.
Welcome to Dinner
Tak
Glaring Zim, Lon, and I ran down the Hallway. "Hey! Look!" Lon said happily and dived for some
Pyrite, or Fool's Gold. "Mom! Gold!" She happily said chasing it. "Lon! That isn't-"I tried calling, but
she was already down the hall too far away to hear me. "Irk, why is it I'm the only smart one here?" I
hissed at Zim. "Hey! What is wrong with you? All this has been is a 3 hour insult Zim seminar!" He
argued. I glared at him. "What the Hell happened to you in these three years?!" He asked. I sighed.
"Lon happened, I try to take care of her, but she argues with me." I started. "And then I learn she isn't
even MY daughter!" I explained. He rolled his eyes. "Tak. Really." He hissed. I glared at him.
"Well it makes sense! Does she look anything like me?" I argued. "Tak! I can give you proof that she
is Your daughter." Zim hissed. "What?" I asked. "She is stubborn and hard to get along with." Zim
said after a pause. "Besides Zim this ship brings back memories." I said quietly. "Such as?" He asked.
I pushed him playfully off me. "I had to save your ass from this ship so many times." I joked. He
got up smiling playfully. "Besides Zim, Lon thinks she's chasing gold." I muttered. He threw his hands
up scoffing. "Killjoy." He muttered. "Isn't that why you lurve me?" I asked blatantly. He thought for a
second. "Hey! I've had to save you more times than you've saved me!" He responded after his thinking.
I laughed. "How do you know I didn't let you save me?" I teased as we were walking. Zim's antennae
lowered for a second, but caught on to the joke. "Because Zim knows you too well." He joked. I
smiled. It's been a while since I've heard him 3rd person talk, and I was starting to miss it. A little.
Not too much. I stopped noticing Lon hadn't come back from her Gold rush hunt. "Hey Zim?" I asked.
Zim stopped and paused. "Where's Lon?" I asked. A large figure stepped in front of us. Quinn.
I glared gripping my fingers. "YOU'RE THE BITCH THAT GASSED MY DAUGHTER!" I
yelled lunging at her. Zim grabbed me trying to hold me down. "Let go of me Zim or I'll bite you!"
He didn't let go of holding me like a backwards hug. "Tak. In all honesty I would have guessed you'd
be smart enough to know me by now." Quinn laughed in her Russian accent. I broke from Zim's grip
and jumped at her Pak legs out. "Tak no!" Zim called, and again tackled me to the ground.
"LET ME AT HER! THE BITCH TRIED TO KILL MY DAUGHTER! I WANT HER DEAD!" I
yelled trying to crawl. Quinn seemed to have grown a crooked, but sincere, smile on her face of
amusement. "I am so sorry, but you must have me mistaken." Quinn grinned. Keltic and...LEA???
were behind her, she didn't even know! Zim let go of me noticing the exact same thing confused.
"Lea?!" We both asked in astonishment. Lea paused and blinked. She ran over to Quinn and leaned
one her in that ever so annoying way. "So...How 'bout them Yankees?" Lea asked Quinn, who was
even MORE shocked than us. "Now, care to tell me where Midget is or am I going to have to kill you?"
Lea asked. We stared mortified she was having a near civil conversation with Quinn and wasn't
threatened. Quinn glared. "And if I told you she's dead then..." Quinn asked. Lea laughed.
"I know she isn't! Because If she were so would you." Lea hissed grabbing Quinn and holding Minnie
up to her. Quinn was...eh...Shocked to say the least. "But yeah I'm more of a Mets fan myself. So..."
Lea said still leaning on Quinn. "Steelers or Cardinals?" She asked. "Eh......I don't know what those
are." Quinn said confused. "So I'll be taking Master Zim, Tak, Midget, and The SIRs. Kay?" Lea
asked Perky. Quinn glared and picked Lea up who isn't phased. "You and your Steelers can go to Hell."
Quinn threatened. "So you're a Cardinals fan I guess." Lea joked. Quinn nearly laughed. "How are you
so strong?" She asked Lea. "I don't know. I don't really care." Lea blatantly said. "Zim is this a
diversion?" I asked him. "I-I don't really know I think Lea wants to talk about the Super bowl." He
said confused. We looked at each other. "Steelers." We said and backed up slowly. Quinn paused and
lifted us off the ground. "I do not care of this Bowl of Massive Proportions." Quinn hissed. "Now
come you have been formally invited to a dinner. With me."
YAY MORE LEAD ON CHAPTERS! If you haven't noticed the Names of the Chapters is Greek.
Which scares me that Yaz knows no Japanese or Spanish, but knows Greek.
This chapter is called The Alpha which means: The Beginning.
And for those Cardinals.....................DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! GO STEELERS!
Anyone else just Love Lea this chapter. Really just walk up on the epitome of evil and say "So...How
about them Yankees?" Great chapter to me.
The next one is The Omega which means the End, and The Epilogue is going to be Delta. Which means
Change.