Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Felix walked into the kitchen. As he reached for a potato, he knocked over a container of salt. I'm guessing he didn't notice, because he turned around.

"Felix. Pick that up," I ordered.

"Pick what up, Jane?" he asked.

"The salt," I said.

"SALT?!? Oh no! I'm gonna have bad luck!" he yelled.

"Mmm. Okay," I said.

"What do I do?" he asked.

"What do you mean?" I said.

"What do I do?" he asked.

"Throw pepper over your left shoulder," I instructed.

"We don't HAVE pepper!" he said as he spotted a ketchup bottle. He picked it up and threw it over his left shoulder. He smiled and walked out of the room. Seconds later, I heard him screaming.

"OH NO!" he yelled.

This happened to me… I'm Felix and my sister is Jane. Please review!