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Felix goes emo…

Jane's POV

I walked through the hallways of our castle and all of a sudden I heard crying. I skipped into the source of the crying and saw Felix, dressed in black, cutting himself on his bed.

"Felix," I called.

"WHAT?!" he screamed.

"What are you doing."

"CUTTING!"

"Why."

"BECAUSE I'M EMO!'

"Why are you emo."

"BECAUSE THIS WHOLE FUNNY GUY THING ISN'T WORKING OUT FOR ME!"

"Okay." I walked out of his room to rent a salad.