Janes Just Want to Have Fun

by the muffin man's daughter

Volturi randomness. GayAfton,Dora,Beyonce,JaneCasting,IM,Jane'sDiary,Tangelos, etc. Pretty much what the Volturi do when they're not "saving the world."

20. Your Phone's Ringing

I'm not deeeaddd!..

Disclaimer: How do I do this thing again..? Umm.. I don't own.. this story…

Felix's POV

So we were, like, in class right? Then all of a sudden, this weird music started playing! Everyone's like, what—the—fack. So Demetri's all like, "Hey, Santiago! I think your phone's a ringin'."

So Santiago's all like, "What the hale, Demetri? Effing RACIST!"

They had a joust, Demetri died, and mah story's done, hunn. Buh bye now.

Short, cuz that's all that happened in class ;D