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Grimmjow's Lost Hours
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As Aizen was discussing how to capture Grimmjow, said kitty-cat was running on all fours in released state with Nnoitra in the desert of Hueco Mundo.
"What the f*** man? What are you doing, let me go." Nnoitra yelled, trying to get a sensible reaction out of Grimmjow. "Damn, you're more out of it than I was the time I tried to rape Aizen." Grimmjow stopped running and dropped Nnoitra at the word rape. He grinned with his tongue hanging out of his mouth at Nnoitra. Nnoitra's eyes widened in fear.
"Back away, now, get any closer and I'll kill you." Suddenly Grimmjow stepped closer at Nnoitra, who was now standing. Nnoitra grabbed for Santa Teresa before realizing he didn't have it. Grimmjow leaped and pounced on Nnoitra who started screaming. But suddenly, a voice rang out.
"Grimmjow." Grimmjow looked up from the screaming Nnoitra, and his reiatsu went up with excitement. It was a strawberry, a giant strawberry.
"Let go of the girl Grimmjow." Ichigo said.
"I'm not a girl you A******." Nnoitra shouted.
"Quiet Miss, I'll handle this." Ichigo said, ignoring Nnoitra. Rukia looked closely at Nnoitra.
"I think it is a guy." She said surprised. Renji shook his head.
"Definitely a girl, look at the stringy hair." Renji said. Ishida pushed his glasses up and Chad did nothing.
"My hair is not stringy and will someone get him off me." Nnoitra shouted. Grimmjow had frozen and looked at the rescue squad in amazement.
Grimmjow's POV (1)
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The bird was still there, it has a beak bigger than Emospada and feet as wrinkly as Barragan. The feathers were bones and its eyes were It wasn't often that Grimmjow was scared but that thing would even scare Aizen. Unless this was Aizen's doing, with Kyoka Suigetsu. But if that was true then Aizen was a Muppet, sent to control Hueco Mundo to turn everything to Muppet land. Grimmjow gasped, how could Aizen get control that fast.
He was going to have to evacuate everyone from Las Noches before Elmo got there. It was good he already has Nnoitra out of there. Now he just had to get Walker the lone Ranger and his pet wolf Caffeine, Elvis Presley and his minions, Jaws and her baby sharks, Emospada, The pumpkin man, Dr. Frankenstein and his creations, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Fatty, Cyclops, Cheshire Cat, and Shirley Temple.(2)
Suddenly, he heard Nnoitra say rape, and it turned Grimmjow on. He stopped and ignored the colors of the rainbow and smiled seductively at Nnoitra. Suddenly, he heard a voice and he turned to stare in amazement, It was a giant fruit salad. A gift for him left by the association of cats that enjoy fruit.
It had a strawberry, a pineapple, a banana, a cherry, and a blueberry.(3) Grimmjow licked his lips. They were talking but he couldn't hear what they were saying over the caterpillar on his shoulder telling him to use Michael Jackson(4) as a spoon to eat the fruit salad with. But he still needed a bowl and he needed brunch to stop moving, it was disorienting him. He already had to deal with the magic colors sent to curse him by the crayola box working together with skittles to convince him to star in their commercials, but Grimmjow already has a contract with Reese's peanut butter cups that he couldn't back out of because Jack Sparrow would maim him. Said angry captain appeared to glare at Grimmjow for getting his name wrong.
"It's Captain, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow." Captain Jack Sparrow said before grumbling away then riding away on Moby Dick, who was being angrily chased by President Obama. Then a small girl walked by mumbling about fourth walls.
Regular POV
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"Umm, Grimmjow?" Ichigo said, Grimmjow has been frozen for five minutes. "You okay there buddy?" Grimmjow suddenly leapt us so high in the air he disappeared from sight.
"Where'd he-" Rukia was cut off at Grimmjow was suddenly visible again, freefalling at top speeds. He hit the ground at top speeds and everyone rushed to the new crater to see if he was alright. They peered over the edge and tried to look through the dust. Suddenly, Rukia disappeared into the dust, Followed by Ishida, Chad, and Renji. Ichigo froze in place as he finally saw the blue paw or despair come for him. He tried to run, but to no avail. He too was thrown into the incredibly deep crater. Nnoitra watched with horror. Finally, Grimmjow leapt out of the crater and looked at Nnoitra.
"Here, spoony, spoony, spoony." Grimmjow called softly. Nnoitra's eyes widened and Grimmjow grabbed him by the legs and leapt into the makeshift bowl.
"Here, fruity, fruity, fruity." Grimmjow called again. He came upon the unconscious form of Chad.
"BANANA." He called excitedly, and stabbed Chad with Nnoitra. It didn't work. Grimmjow pouted and then tried to lift Chad onto the makeshift spoon. Nnoitra's hood bent with Chad. Grimmjow cried sadly. Then perked up as an idea came into his head. He shredded Nnoitra's hood with his claws. After he was done, he looked at his handiwork and said one word.
"Spork." Grimmjow tries stabbing Chad again with the makeshift spork, but it didn't work. Suddenly, Ichigo shouted his battle cry and dove at Grimmjow, who cheered up at the thought that strawberries didn't need a utensil. Ichigo and Grimmjow leapt at each other, but the battle was one-sided. Ichigo was trying to stab Grimmjow, who was gnawing on Ichigo's head. Renji was watching and laughing as Ichigo's head disappeared into Grimmjow's throat. Grimmjow sat crouched with his head up swallowing Ichigo, front legs on the ground and back legs hunched, tail twitching. Rukia yelled at Renji.
"Don't just stand there, help him." Renji sighed and tried pulling Ichigo's legs.
"I can't do it on my own, Ichigo's head is literally inside Grimmjow's stomach. Quincy, get over here." Ishida growled but came over anyway. Finally, it took Chad and Rukia to get him out. He popped out with a pop and was covered in slime and smelt like cat food. Ichigo had his eyes and mouth tightly closed, hands clenched and was breathing shallowly.
"Ichigo, it's ok, we'll get you a bath, lots of soap, some therapy, maybe some mini-muffins, would you like that?" Rukia said in a soothing voice. Ichigo nodded still eyes closed breathing shallowly. "We'll be back for Inoue, don't think you've beat us. You may have won this battle, but we'll win the war." Rukia continued as she ran away with the rest of the rescue squad in tow. Grimmjow looked sad at the loss of brunch.
Grimmjow's POV
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Grimmjow wondered where his salad was going until he saw General Custer chasing them, then all made sense. The magic colors were swirling now, and he remembered the Muppets. Grimmjow's eyes widened. He had forgotten the great Muppet rebellion. Turning to the now unconscious Nnoitra, he decided to give him into the safekeeping of the tree fairies. He dragged Nnoitra up the nearest tree then made his way to Las Noches. Grimmjow nodded gratefully to the tree fairy and started galloping. As he was running on all fours, Grimmjow vacantly noticed random people and animals wishing him luck on his great battle.
Aizen's POV
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Aizen was still angry from this morning's tea time so he was stalking the halls looking for someone to kill with his smile. He smiled dangerously when he saw a disposable numero walking by. He used Kyoka Suigetsu to make the victim thing he dropped a plate, and went over to help pick up the imaginary plates and put a hand on the numero's shoulder. As the numero looked up to say thanks, Aizen gave him the kindest smile he had. The numero shuddered and started seizing. The numero screamed and was about to die when a loud crashing noise came from farther down the hall. Aizen frowned. Breaking the effects of the smile. The numero stated crying in the fetal position as Aizen stood up. Aizen prepared the smile for whatever poor soul caused the disturbance but was shocked when he saw Grimmjow roaring and leaping to him.
Aizen gasped as Grimmjow shouted.
"Aizen, your Muppet rebellion will fail, I have discovered your plan with the help of my faithful friends, the Rainbow Pony brigade." At this Grimmjow threw a handful of Rainbow Ponies at Aizen. Aizen looked at Grimmjow stunned as the Toys bounced harmlessly off his coat. Aizen stood leaning on his left leg with the right side of his mouth lifted up. Then Grimmjow threw a hammer at Aizen while he was stunned, successfully knocking him out. Grimmjow quickly grabbed Aizen and fled the room.
Grimmjow's POV
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It took a whole Brigade of Rainbow Ponies to take Aizen down. They would be remembered. Batman would make sure of that. Grimmjow vaguely heard the sound of the intercom. It sounded like Cyclops. Grimmjow headed for the intercom room to stop the annoying buzz. Cyclops stood in the center of the room saying something about a code blue. As soon as he saw Grimmjow he started screaming and begging for mercy. Briefly, Grimmjow consulted with Godzilla, but Godzilla said no mercy, so Grimmjow only knocked Cyclops out to show that he didn't take orders from Godzilla. Godzilla was then take away by Hagrid as Grimmjow sprinted down the halls, where he was confronted by Walker the lone ranger, his sidekick Caffeine, Jaws, and Emospada. As he looked at Jaws, Grimmjow briefly realized he was still aroused, so he leapt for Emospada, but unfortunately, his aim was off, but not realizing that Emospada didn't have mountains, he groped the chest he landed on. He giggled as the smurfs said,
"Oh no you didn't." Jaws looked really angry, but he didn't notice, until he saw Emospada staring at him in horror. Then he looked up and then the beating began.
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1) Grimmjow's POV are going to be really confusing because he is high. It may make no sense at all but hopefully, someone will laugh. With the name is because Grimmjow can't distinguish between who is who.
2) Walker the lone Ranger- Starrk
Caffeine-Lilinette
Elvis Presley- Barragan
Minions- Barragan's Fraccion.
Jaws- Harribel
Jaws Babies- Harribel's fraccion
Emospada- Ulquiorra
Pumpkin Man- Zommari
Dr. Frankenstein- Szayel
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde- Aaroniero
Fatty- Yammy
Cyclops- Tousen
Cheshire Cat- Gin
Shirley Temple- Orihime
3) Strawberry- Ichigo
Pineapple- Renji
Banana- Chad
Cherry- Rukia
Blueberry- Ishida
4) Michael Jackson- Nnoitra
P.S. I hate Ichigo. He should die in torture. And thank you for the reviews. And the last chapter of bleach was bullshiz. What was with that, and what about Gin and Ulquiorra?