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Chapter 7 kicked out

Rose POV

We have been at the Lizzie Borden house for about…3 hours now. Bella keeps screaming at any random moment and flinching at any noises, besides Edward and Alice's voices. She keeps fainting. Like I care. The less screaming the better. Super vampire hearing and a teenage girl screaming high-pitched screams at any second…beyond irritating. Oh, simply wonderful, now Alice is saying that Bella will wake up in five minutes…grrr. I growled under my breath. Edward read my thoughts and snarled back at me.

"Leave Bella alone, Rose. She's only human," he said from the other room.

"Leave Bella alone, Rose. She's only a stupid, useless, fragile human," I said, mimicking him, and adding a few of my own words, which made him snarl and growl and hiss at the same time - that was a weird noise…

"Oh, now I'm terrified." I was enjoying this. Making him mad. This is so much fun. I wonder if Bella will torment him too, when she is strong enough and a vampire… I hope so, but probably not.

Edward heard this too and I quickly blocked my mind, singing "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat. He hates that song, because what it's about…

He growled again. I was having a lot of fun now. Uh-oh, running out of lyrics…better start singing again before Mr. Mind reader starts reading my mind again. I will sing "Barbie girl" by Aqua. He absolutely hates that song! Speaking of Barbie's, wonder when Alice and I can hold Bella hostage and play Bella Barbie again. Or take her shopping for hours… it's fun to torture the human.

"Rose," Edward growled, "No playing Bella Barbie while we are here. You know that that won't help her nerves."

Oh shoot, he heard that. I better practice controlling my thoughts better…

"Come on, Jazzy. Nighttime," I heard Alice's voice in the other room. Jasper was trying to calm Bella down. Oh well. At least she's not screaming. Yet. But her words reminded me… it was ten o clock. The humans were all asleep…

"Em," I whispered.

"Rose," he replied., from where he sat on the bed, buying me stuff online.

That night was the same as any other night, except we were in a haunted house with a freaked out human, actually, our house is technically haunted, if you think about it; since we are vampires, and vampires are monsters… Whatever.

Right around 3:00 in the morning, the bed broke. Oops. We were so going to hear it from Carlisle and Esme later… But they don't ever have to know…

Shoot, somebody's coming!

"Emmett, get up, somebody's coming!" I whispered to him. We were out of bed and sitting on the couch, no evidence of our previous activities left, in about ten seconds.

There was a knock on the door and Emmett and I stood up to get it. "Yes?" I said.

"Um, well we heard a loud bang and wanted check it out. Any ghost sightings? Supernatural force broke that bed over there?" asked the stupid human manager person.

"Um, er, supernatural force I guess. We were watching TV." I replied, not going to tell him that we got caught up in the moment and broke the bed with our vampire strength, well, not me, it was Emmett… technically.

"Okay, well I'm afraid you are going to have to leave, we need to inspect the damage, replace the bed, and secure the area." he said. Great. Just stinking fabulous. I was hoping that he would tell us that we could get either a new room, or the night free, but he didn't. Sigh. Oh well, at least Alice and Jasper were still distracted and couldn't laugh at us.

"C'mon Rose, lets go. There must be some place that will take a few vamp- tired humans."

Go Em! He remembered that the stupid human was still here. You should have seen the look on his face!

"Alright Em, lets go." Wonder how many stupid humans are awake at almost 6 in the morning?

"Aright Rose. Let's go downstairs and pay the stu- manager."

"Oh, I almost forgot! You can have a night free, for discovering supernatural activities. Give this note to the person at the front desk, and then you are free to go."

We packed up our things and went outside. The couples had all taken separate cars, so I put the bags in the back of my car and we started off.

"Aphrodite Got nothin' on me, the high an' mighty One an' only, self-serving, (superbitch) Ice queen (ice queen) black Delilah-"

My phone sang… It's Alice.

"Hello?" I answered, annoyed by our situation

"Hey, Rose. Where are you, and is Emmett with you?" She asked, not wasting time with formalities, we are sisters, after all.

"Oh, Alice, um…We, uh, kinda-sorta-maybe got kicked out last night…" I said quickly, hoping she wouldn't hear me. Unfortunately, she did and burst into giggles. I hung up on her, too mad to care at the moment.