Pirates in Wonderland Chapter 2
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Elizabeth woke up in the brig. The first thing she noticed was that the ship wasn't moving. Gibbs came to the brig and said,
"Captain says you can come out now if you are done screaming. And he also said 'Tell the mini-me's that I have need of their advice', whatever that means," Gibbs rolled his eyes. He would never understand his captain. Elizabeth and Will walked above deck wondering what Jack meant by "mini-me's." Two small figures that were left in the dark sitting on the bench spoke excitedly to each other.
"Yay, he needs us, It feels good to be needed." The Mini-me number 1 said.
"I know doesn't it? Now lets go see what he needs us for. I hope its not like last time. I don't think I'll survive another visit with a rat. It nearly ate me."
"Stop being a wuss, you're still here aren't ya. Now how do we get to him, last time we got a ride. Then we were stuck in the brig for a whole night."
"Why don't we just poof there, like we usually do."
"Don't be stupid, we can't poof or we wouldn't have had to spend the night in this hol-, oh whoops" Jack 1 said sheepishly as he poofed to Jack's shoulder.
"I knew we could poof," said Jack 2 as he followed Jack .
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"There you two are, I've been waiting. I need your advice. Where do you think we are?" Jack said to his shoulders. He was onshore and facing a jungle.
"I think we should go in and find the rum, savvy?" Jack 1 said.
"I like Rum, rum is good." Jack said.
"But what if we get killed in there, then there is no rum ever." Jack 2 said.
"Not good," Jack said while grimacing. "Listen up, myself, Gibbs, Barbossa, Ragetti, Pintel, Marty, Cotton, Cotton's parrot, and Jack the monkey are coming with me to explore the jungle for ru- I mean clues as to where we are, savvy?" Jack said loudly. Then to Jacks 1 and 2 he whispered, "that should be enough to keep me safe."
"What about me," Elizabeth asked.
"Sorry love, but you and dear William are staying here. I'm not putting up with you two. You and Mr. Eunich are staying here to watch the ship. Don't argue or I'll throw you to the sharks." Jack said. Elizabeth huffed and turned around. "Now we go into the jungle." Jack said as he marched forward into the jungle, safely behind Pintel and Ragetti.
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"This is getting curiouser and curiouser," Jack 1 said.
"Where did that come from?" Jack asked.
"I really don't know," Jack 1 said.
"When do you ever know," Jack 2 said. Jack rolled his eyes, he could feel the argument coming on. The world around them looked like a fantasy world. They were surrounded by vivid colors. A while back they had found a path and were following it. Suddenly, a voice rang out.
"Look, more weeds, except these aren't weeds, remember, these weeds are like Alice."
"But these aren't Alice." Jack turned and saw five flowers talking and moving. Ragetti screamed and jumped into Pintel's arms. Everyone else turned and stared in shock. Only Jack kept his head.
"Excuse me but we are not weeds, and since I am obviously imagining you then we have no business together...Unless you have rum. Which in that case I am Captain Jack Sparrow, you have probably heard of me but don't be intimidated, I am just like you" Jack said.
"Except for the flower part," Jack 2 whispered.
"That voice," "Doesn't he-," "He does.." "Interesting" The flowers said in whispers.
"Ok I am washing my hands of this weirdness. Good night." Jack said. He turned and was followed by his crew and Ragetti who was still in Pintel's arms. He jumped out sheepishly and looked at the ground. Jack the monkey and Cotton's parrot decided to start a new rumor. They whispered it to the flowers who giggled and passed it along.
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Sorry these are short chapters. But when I post them I usually post 2 or 3 chapters at a time. Cuz I have no internet unless I go to somewhere with free wi-fi.
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