Pirates In Wonderland Chapter 3
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Jack and his somewhat faithful crew followed the path they had found until they were stopped by two egg shaped people. They looked exactly alike. As they stood up they bonked each other and turned to face the increasingly confused pirates.
"Hello, my name is Tweedle Dee, and this is Tweedle Dum. Where did you come from, you're a strange looking lot." Tweedle Dee said. Jack smiled and said,
"My name is Captain Jack Sparrow, the most fearsome pirate in the Caribbean, but no worries, I am not here for trouble." The Tweedles completely ignored this as they squinted at Jack.
"Is that him,"
"No him looks different,"
"But if he was then his is,"
"But he isn't so he's not,"
"Oh yeah," The first Tweedle squinted harder at Jack.
"Besides he would say if he was who he isn't,"
"Unless he isn't who he was," Pintel and Ragetti were squinting at the Tweedles, Gibbs was wondering why this sounded familiar, Jack the monkey and Cotton's parrot were watching the Tweedle's heads thinking, 'shiinnnyyy', Cotton was watching his parrot suspiciously, and Marty was crying for joy on the inside because there was finally someone who was his size.
Jack grinned and said, "He can be him, if you want him to, but if you don't he still might be, him in which case you would be correct, or he may not be him, even if you want he to be him or if you don't want he to be him, in which case you would also be correct, except for the fact that I have no idea what you're talking about, so I find it impossible to confirm. Sorry mate." The Tweedles looked at each other confused, as was everyone else. Jack sighed. He had almost had someone who rivaled his ability to confuse people in terms of speech.
"Don't worry, you still have us to confuse. And besides, you are still the king of confusing sentences," Jack 2 pointed out.
"Thanks mate, I needed that morale booster." Jack said.
"Brown-noser," muttered Jack 1 as Jack 2 glared. Everyone else was once again watching Jack talk to his shoulders.
"Well regrettably, we must be on our way, toodle loo Tweedles Dee and Dum," Jack said. He walked on as the group followed.
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That's the end of another chapter. next time I think they will meet the Cheshire cat...maybe...
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