Pirates in Wonderland Chapter 4

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Jack was becoming weary quickly. He was losing hope that he would find rum. He surveyed the current surroundings. They were still on a path which they didn't know where it led and there was no rum. He looked around at his crew. Gibbs was looking how he felt. He needed his rum too. Barbossa still looked scraggly, Pintel and Ragetti were jumping in each others arms every time one of them got scared. Marty and Cotton were watching Jack the monkey and Cotton's parrot disappearing and reappearing into the forest. Jack sighed, at least he still had his hat. Suddenly, his hat lifted off his head and floated in the air above him.

"MY HAT, GIBBS GET IT. SOMEONE SAVE MY PRECIOUS HAT!" Jack yelled. A silky, sly, and constantly purring voice said,

"Oh no no no, this won't do at all. This poor hat has been denied freedom of choosing who it wants to wear it. As the kind and generous feline I am I would do a good deed by taking this poor hat off of your hands," As this was being said, a cat materialized out of thin air, he had huge blue eyes and a wide creepy smile. The crew were in shock except for Jack who was to busy trying to get his precious hat back that he could care less that it was a disappearing, floating, smiling, and talking cat that had taken it.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT YOU THRICE ACCURSED FELINE, IT'S MINE," Jack shouted as he jumped up and down trying to reach his hat. Once he realized he couldn't reach, he started throwing anything he could find, rocks, coconuts, and once even Jack the undead monkey.

"But I should really like to keep it, I would wear it on all special occasions, you really can't deny me this gorgeous hat." Cheshire said.

"OH BUT YOU SEE I CAN SO GIVE IT BACK," Jack yelled again. The rest of the crew, having got over the shock of a disappearing, floating, smiling, and talking cat, had gone back into shock at seeing their captain loose control.

"You know, you remind me of someone I know. He also loves his hat as much as you do yours. So I guess I must return your hat to you," The cat said while twisting and turning in the air. His body disappeared while leaving behind a head that had the audacity to wear Captain Jack Sparrow's hat. His head winked then twirled and disappeared again and reappeared above Jack head. Gently putting the hat on Jack's head.

"Such a nice hat," Cheshire said wistfully. Jack held his hat on his head and glared at the Cheshire cat who was kneading the air by Jack's head. "And are you two Pintel and Ragetti?" Pintel and Ragetti looked at each other then back as Chess, and said,

"Yes but how do you know us?"

"Oh ho ho, so it is you then, lets just say I heard something from a flower," Chess said while laughing and turning. The monkey and parrot screeched with glee, the rumor had spread already. Pintel raised an eyebrow at Ragetti who responded with a shrug.

"Well I really must be going then...ta ta..." Cheshire said as he disappeared one final time. Jack felt his head to make sure he still had is hat, then satisfied that all was well, he continued along the path. After a moment or two of silence, the rest of the crew followed.

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Hehehehehe this is the 4th chapter in one night. I'm on a roll.

Cheshire: Why do you torment me with such fine hats

Cuz its funny...to me at least.

Cheshire: Leave a review or I will appear and steal your hats. /\_/\

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