I'll admit it… my writing stinks. I just got bored and had no yaoi to see. *pout*

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, but if I did, everyone would be gay stick figures!

The warm water poured down Naruto's tan back, as he rested his palms on the back of the shower wall. He turned his head up, the water hitting his face. The blonde knew he was stalling, but wouldn't you if outside perverts were waiting for you? He waited a few more seconds before opening the curtain and reaching for his towel.

"Gyaaah," he screamed for a second time today. Because his towel wasn't on the toilet seat where he left it. No, instead it was in the hands' of the boys, dry blood running down their noses as they each took a dreamy sniff of the towel. He covered his intimate parts with the curtain and reached out to grab it from Kankuro, who had been passing it to Neji. Neji actually glared at the blonde and tried yanking it back, before letting go.

Naruto sighed in frustration. Is this what I'll have to deal with everyday? Wrapping the towel around himself, he kicked Sasuke in the head, as he was desperately trying to pull the towel off.

"Kukukuku, I can't wait to see that tushie," Sasuke said, an evil glint in his eye.

Naruto turned a bright shade of red which only prompted everyone in the room to bleed more from the nostril area. The perverts.

"Get… OUT!" And with that they all scrambled out of there, with some blockage as Kankuro's Crow tried to escape at the same time as Chouji. Chouji pushed it and went on eating. Naruto sighed, sitting on the toilet seat. What were they doing next? Oh, yeah: the confessions. This day was never going to end was it?

~*~*~

The Uzumaki was bored to tears. Lee was the second-last person needing to go through the whole confession thing and it was clear he wasn't planning on shutting down any time this century.

"-Chest contracts jubilantly as I see your youth imprinted on such a face. Oh, how wonderful to be in the spring of such a dazzling time." The very odd boy with the very odd hair and very odd outfit was making Naruto want to shove a old razorblade in the jubilant chest of his friend.

Rock Lee stood up off the bed and bowed, throwing a thumbs up his way. Despite all the weird things he said, Naruto thought Rock Lee had sort of a charm. In fact, he was starting to feel that way about all the guys. His heart had sped up numerous times at some of their confessions. Gaara swept onto the bed and sat Indian-style, facing Naruto. He nodded in acknowledgement.

"What's up, Gaara? You like me, too?"

Gaara held his hands out as if laying it out the table and placed them out, as if to play a children's hand game. Naruto completely understood his stoic friend. He was laying his soul bare. Raising his hands to Gaara's they started singing.

"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack all dressed in black, black, black. With silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back." They embraced after this, both filled with emotion as everyone else in the room experienced a WTF moment. Kankuro had to stop himself from crying. So sweet: he's found 'the one'.

Ino and Sakura snapped out of this WTF moment though, and started snapping pictures. They started chanting 'kiss, kiss' until Neji with his magic fingers put them to sleep. I should've been a masseuse.

Shino, who had been silent for all this time and had confessed to Naruto by having his bugs eat the blonde's shirt off and groping him, cleared his throat. "So, if we're done with that… Who are you taking on a date first?"

Naruto blinked. A date? I had to be ogled and confessed all day and now they want a date?! But I have a feeling I can't say no…

Sighing, he glanced over everyone, turning to his side to see Shikamaru sleeping. He poked him, and when that didn't work, he decided to do something else. Leaning down and breathing his name into Shika's ear, he nipped at the lobe. A grunt passed his lips though as Shika pulled him down, pressing his lips down on the other's. His lips were so moist and soft that they made Naruto forget other surroundings. His hand clutched onto Shikamaru's shirt and their mouths mixed in a more intense manner.

Yanking away, Naruto pointed to Shika. "I'm taking him!" Then he grabbed his date's hand and rushed past the annoying chairs. Shikamaru started his car, a Chevy that he and his other teammates shared, and lazily made sure he wasn't hitting anything before pulling out.

"Where to," he asked, smirking as he saw the other guys loading in their cars as fast as they could.

~*~*~

"The mall," Naruto exclaimed, smiling shyly, but oh so cutely in a true uke fashion. He glanced up at Shikamaru with his gorgeous eyes. "Shika, your nose is bleeding."

What happened? Sakura rubbed her neck and looked around the hideous orange room. Empty! Shaking her friend/enemy, she shouted the boys could be doing naughty things to each other right now and they were missing it!

Ino shrieked, which of course called Sakura to shriek. After shrieking for a while, Ino pulled out a device formerly attached to her thigh. I am so glad that we gave them those tracking devices for Christmas. Much better than the bondage equipment Sakura wanted to give them.

"To the bat-mobile," she shrieked.

I'm so sorry I stink at writing. And made Gaara do 'that'. Everyone's going to go on a date with Naruto! Yay! Review if you feel like it.