Pirates in Wonderland Chapter 8

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Jack and his crew were still at the Hatter's, deciding on a course of action. If they left Wonderland, they would be at the mercy of Davy Jones locker, until they found a way to get out. If they ever found a way to get out. Also, some of the other crew were worried about the missing crew members. Jack had no such worries. But he was enjoying his stay here.

"I know right, it's pretty nice." Jack 1 said. Suddenly appearing on Jack's shoulder as he sat in one of the seats at the table.

"But what about the rum?" Jack 2 asked. Jack inwardly gasped. The rum. Jack 1 nodded then paced the table.

"Come come now, lets all enjoy some nice tea and scones" Hatter said in his lisp. Jack nodded, he hadn't eaten since morning. Everyone sat down at a spot.

"Hay you, with the eye, pass the scones." March shouted. Ragetti jumped, then cautiously handed March the plate. March grabbed one then put it on his plate.

"Thanks very much, blahhh." March said causing Ragetti to jump again in fear. Jack rolled his eyes.

"Soo, come here often?" Elizabeth asked. Hatter thought about it then when he was about to answer, Will said,

"Of course they do you bimbo, they live here." Elizabeth glared daggers at Will.

"I was trying to make conversation, you good for nothing piece of-"

"Ah ah ah please, no language, think of the children." Hatter said, while grabbing Marty and holding him close. Marty's eyes bugged out of his head and he mouthed the word, help. Jack, March, and Mally snickered as the rest of the crew wondered what they should do.

"Fine." Elizabeth said while glaring at Will. Jack 1 also glared at Will, while Jack 2 glared at Jack 1.

"Hey!" Jack said quietly and pointed a finger at the mini-Jacks, who shut-up immediately. Gibbs screamed in frustration. Causing everyone to stare.

"Why do you two argue so much?" Mally asked. Jack franticly shook his head. He did NOT want them to get started. But it was too late.

"It's all Elizabeth's fault." Will said while Elizabeth and Jack 1 screeched in outrage. Jack 2 stuck his nose up in the air at them, while giving Will a puppy-doggish look. Jack saw this and looked horrified.

"No figment of my imagination, real or not is going to make goo-goo eyes at Will, that is just wrong on so many levels." Jack shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Oh-h-h-g." Hatter said while looking awkwardly away, and covering the unfortunate Marty's eyes, who was still in Hatter's arms. March giggled. Gibbs looked like he was about to pull his hair in frustration at not being able to see what his captain saw. Pintel and Ragetti looked at each other than away. Cotton exchanged looks with his parrot who said,

"Salty as the Kraken's kiss." Jack frowned and said,

"We're going to need to wash his beak after that one." The crew nodded along.

"Can I give Elizabeth goo-goo looks." Jack 1 asked. Jack thought about it.

"Go ahead." Jack said.

"That's not fair, he can give that wretched Elizabeth goo-goo looks even thought she killed us, but I can't give my precious Will looks." Jack 2 said heatedly.

"NEVER CALL HIM THAT AGAIN. THAT IS ONCE AGAIN, WRONG ON SOO MANY LEVELS." Jack yelled before turning around and whispering to himself, "Why, why oh why, did a figment of my imagination attach itself to the eunich. It could have been anyone else, why the eunich."

"I did it for the lolz." Jack 2 said. Jack 1 looked around,

"Who are you talking to?" Jack 1 asked. Jack 2 shrugged.

"Great, even my delusions have delusions." Jack said. Will and Elizabeth were still arguing, not even noticing that no one was paying attention. Suddenly, a yell came from a while off.

"Hmm, must be Barbossa, Gibbs, go get him." Jack said.

"But he's Barbossa. No one likes him." Jack 2 said. Jack 1 nodded vigorously.

"I know, but I still need a human shield." Jack said. Jack's 1 and 2 nodded. Gibbs sighed and vanished into the bushes. All was silent except for Marty's struggles to get out of Hatter's arms. Hatter didn't let go. Another yell rang out, this time they could tell it was Gibbs. Jack sighed and went in after him. He walked alone for a minute until he tripped on something. Jack got up and saw Gibbs lying unconscious.

"Did Barbossa do this?" Jack 1 asked. Jack knelt by Gibbs, thinking before saying.

"I'll have to carry him." Jack said. He grabbed Gibbs then managed to get him on his shoulder. Struggling, Jack took one step, then fell backward slowly.

"I don't think this is going to work." Jack 1 said.

"You think?" Jack said from the ground. Eventually, he grabbed Gibbs' arms and started pulling. Jacks 1 and 2 started pushing Gibbs' legs and somehow, they got him to the Hatter's tea party. Back at the tea party, Marty had almost snuck out of Hatter's arms while he was napping, but Jack 1 saw this and jumped on a twig, waking Hatter up. Marty looked on with horror as he was dragged back by Hatter.

"I found Gibbs like this, with no one in sight." Jack announced. The crew looked at him. Hatter thought for a second and released Marty, who cried out in triumph and ran behind Cotton. Then Hatter grabbed a pot of tea and dumped it on Gibbs.

"Ahhhhh, it's hot." Gibbs yelled. Hatter looked at the tea, then back at Gibbs.

"Whoops." Hatter said.

"Mr. Gibbs. Who knocked you out?" Jack asked. Gibbs shrugged.

"It was a really tall man who had an eye patch. He was with a short woman with a huge head." Gibbs said. Hatter's eyes widened and he shouted.

"Down wyth the Bloody Big Head." Jack looked at him, then realized that the former queen of Wonderland was back.